exSk8er: An opiate for the masses

About Me

Uh, I'm a conservative anarchist who is emotionally divorced from reality and tend to drink liberally. OK, not really, actually i'm a lightweight these days and just wanted to sound kool. I smoke to impress my 13 year old friends. I love to drive insanely fast and listen to buttrock and 80's classics obnoxiously loud. I'm down for the 80's Euro trash and old school punk. I'm in to garage sales and antiques. Drinking strong coffee to the point of panic attacks is the best! Saweet. Reality TV? No thanks, real life has enough fricken drama!
I dig dive bars and dark beer, PBR will suffice on occasion. I'm a t-shirt n jeans guy, aint no sissy metro type. I prefer casual dress cause I don't need to play dress up to prove to others that i'm a big deal, I AM a big deal. Totally a professional when I need to be, but when away from the professional seen I keep it all on the low low.
Oh and BTW, no I will not show you my boobs on my web cam, and no, I will not write you a prescription for xanax... L8er doods, I'm goin sk8in. No wait, I'm goin ridin!

My Interests

Swiftly our pleasures glide away, our hearts recall the distant day with many sighs; the moments that are speeding fast we heed not, but the past, the past - more highly prize. Onward its course the present keeps, onward the constant current sweeps, till life is done; and, did we judge the time aright, the past and future in their flight would be as one..........Longfellow.

Check out REBEL SKATES bitches!
Portland's original punk fuckin rock sk8 shop.

I'd like to meet:

Absolutely no one, i'm a total alcoholic introvert that would certainly hit you over the head to rip the ice cold beer from your hands.

Music:

Anything overly commercialized with an insufferably repetitive hook that I can dry hump someone on the dance floor to. Portland radio stations make me wanna slit my wrists!

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Movies:

A good Chuck Norris film can move me to tears!

Television:

I only watch the brainwashing commercials so that I can continue my impulsive buying habits at Bi/K-/Wal/ Mart

Books:

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish Star Bellied Sneeches

Heroes:

All my heros are dead.
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My Blog

MILF shopping

Yeah, so any of you that know me know that I absolutely despise grocery shopping. However, I must say that my experience today was amazing. DOOD, never had I seen so much pipin hot sniz in one place! ...
Posted by exSk8er: An opiate for the masses on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:51:00 PST