Rafael Vigilantics - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I OWN THINGS, like Vigilantics clothing, a manuscript to change the world, and a blueprint for how foolish I am. I HAVE THINGS, like an Itch under my left knee, an old scar on my cheek from getting hung on a pot hook, a kickboxing title, more street credentials than all you punx put together, only sympathy for the devil, a good left hook, a strong drinking hand, an insatiable love for the ladies, two left feet, and about five hits left. I WENT OUT, into the world to see if the people I didn't know were as amazing as the ones I did. I FOCUSED ON things I wanted to happen, in total expectation. I BURNED THE same bridge three times and then floated across the ocean on one of the smoldering logs. I SOUGHT OUT adventure and new stories when I got sick of telling my old ones. I MET mermaids who claimed that they were astronauts and dated women who were just stars exploding. I SUMMONED angels in the name of death and made ties that will never be broken. I WENT under when I should have gone over and said things that I should have just thought about. I MADE IT out alive without being sterilized, standardized, or lobotomized. I FORGOT what I was talking about and decided that it didnt matter. CHEERS BIG EARS. Anything else you want to know about me consult your Crowley deck or the back of my slap hand

My Interests

PITS, BRAWLS, AND ALCHOHOL. ALRIGHT FUCK IT, UPSIDEDOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE. Now add yourself to my damn map so I can visit you.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO TALK SHIT. PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT ME THE WRONG WAY. SUCKERFISHES AND EXPLORING BLOKES. MOST OF ALL I WANT TO MEET PATSYS AND SCAPEGOATS. PEOPLE WITH HIGHHORSES. PRACTITIONERS OF TANTRIC SEX. LOGICIANS. METAPROGRAMMERS. INVENTORS AND NAYSAYERS. ANYONE WHO THINKS I CANT OR WONT. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BET. SOMEONE WHO OWES ME ALOT. People who want to get drunk hang out in the knife shop and talk about religion and politics...Sometimes in the morning
REP MY COMPANY.

SERIOUSLY DO IT.

MY VOICE. IS ALL I GOT

I SPONSOR THEM. WITH MY WHOLE HEART.

Music:

SOMETIMES I SIT AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT IF THE RAIN GOES "PITTER PATTER" OR "DRIP DROP" I DRIVE MYSELF INSANE AND IF YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH I WILL GO TO WORK ON YOUR MENTAL STABILITY. I LIKE THE SOUNDS OF MANIACHAL LAUGHTER, MACHINE GUNS, HIP HOP, AND TRU PUNK ROCK. I DONT NAME FUCKIN NAMES. NOT EVEN IF YOU GOT A GUN TO MY TEMPLE.

Movies:

CHOPPER, THATS ALL THERE IS DONT EVER FORGET IT, Anything by Takashi Miike what a crazy fucker. I MAKE MOVIES. I AM THE SUBJECT AND PREDICATE OF DISCUSSIONS. AND THEN PEOPLE MAKE MOVIES ABOUT ME. I OWN THE OCCULT HISTORY OF THE THIRD REICH. ITS PRETTY DAMN INTERESTING.....documentaries...catalouge your life on film and I will waste mine watching it..seriously

Television:

I used my 50 inch TV to go sledding on when I was drunk....FUCK it, it never SNOWS in New Mexico.

Books:

ROBERT ANTON WILSON, READ HIS BOOKS AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO READ ANYTHING EVER AGAIN, YOU CAN JUST LEARN THRU OSMOSES....seriously though THE INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD and THE CASTLE IN THE ATTIC got me addicted to reading and I owe both of those books my life..without them I would never have learned to quench my thirst...I think I was 8 or 9 years old

Heroes:

ANYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN BORN AGAIN. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO IT. KILL YOUR HEROES AND REPLACE EM WITH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF YOURSELF. MY BIGGEST HERO IS MY NERVOUS SYSTEM. BESIDES THAT. TESLA, ROBERT ANTON WILSON, HUNTER THOMPSON, WILLIAM BURROUGHS, MARK "CHOPPER" READ, EMPEROR NORTON, MY MOTHER................................................... THIS IS MY LOVE. I MADE HER.

ITS LIKE ART..BUT COOL

My Blog

Thegoodnews.blog

I get so overwhelmed sometimes by all the things I dont understand. Im not a negative person. I am an optimist. But I think so many people just dont care about the world they live in. They expect ever...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:07:00 PST

The end is her.

She's got blood that runs with gold.She spits diamonds.She spews rubies.Her ovaries are the seeds of the last sycamore tree. Her hair is the finest french silk. Her nails are made from the extinct cla...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:11:00 PST

oblivious

If you are standing out in portland in the pouring rain nakedand you hold your dick just right it looks like you are pissingthe way the water arches off your dick. And if youve been crying and the tea...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:02:00 PST

rhyming is overrated like.........spelling shit correctly.

Don't be surprised if die, right up here on the stage.Im giving more than blood, sweat, and tears.Thats just a sentence.My life's a book.And I'm on fire, in the very first page.I put myself up here, ...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:44:00 PST

You will be hungry.

Those who waste, who dine in lavish decadence.They will have a bounty on their head, bigger than anything they could ever fit in their fucking mouth.Nations are hungry. The demand for corn based fuels...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:52:00 PST

hunting

Capture yourselfIn a photographIn a single sentenceIn something sweet you saidRodeo in the jokesHave some of yourself So vicarious So many libationsSo many ticketsAn arrest record like loversLike futu...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:26:00 PST

I know whats happening to me.

Like the fucking planets I move around the brats and bitches.I have entered into an age of reason.Reasonably dealing with relationships, bad habits, abuses of self, and procrastination. I have stomach...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:50:00 PST

"Ive never said this to anybody before"

Thats what im gonna say before I tell my friends anything, everytime, until it gets so annoying someone plots a conspiracy to murder me...then I proly stop...but until then, because it makes them feel...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:52:00 PST

You should probobly put your dick away.

If I leave things out I end up not doing them. I have left 2 manuscripts, a broom, and a book out for the last month. Fucking nothing.Yesterday I decided to put them away. Today I immediately got them...
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:32:00 PST

I still dont know what a razor-blade looks like...

Yet again I find myself sticking my fucking neck out at the chopping block.
Posted by Rafael Vigilantics on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST