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About Me

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. - Malcolm X

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We played 72 shows in the last year, what did you do?

"There has only been one time that I can remember experiencing anything as orgasmic as The Altarboys. That was when I was temporarily dead back in the 90's. Yeah.....that was alright." ~ HeWhoCannotBeNamed of The Dwarves

Meet The Altarboys. Rippin', arrogant, irreverent, sing-along-and-get-drunk-with punk rock from Portland. This show will be TONS of fun.-Chico Beat

We write songs, we play songs, we drink, we hope someone will be sober enough to get us to the next place. Can we stay at your place? We got no where else to go.
"Until you grow up they send you to reform school, after you grow up they send you to the penitentiary" --Hemingway
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Member Since: 6/27/2004
Band Website: thealtarboys.com
Band Members: Rod, ocD, Marcus, Luke & Jack
Influences: **** Breathin’ eatin’ seein’ stuff & talkin’ to people **** the gutter, the Street of Dreams, the Old El Dorado, the brand new Escalade, the bum, the captain of industry, the pious virgin and the cheatin’ whore, the trust fund asshole, the volunteer, the walking credit card, the soup kitchen...
Sounds Like: As long as you keep fucking your life up, we’ll provide the soundtrack.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Book The Altarboys

Hey there...we love to play shows and we will play them just about anywhere.....but it will helps us and you...if you can follow some of these outlines when booking us for a show. send us a me...
Posted by The Altarboys on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:42:00 PST

sLam! hoMe! Bam!! what!?!?

HEy yo! thanks to everyone who’s been to a show this week, we’re gonna do 1 more in Bremerton and call it good for this week. I think my kidneys and liver are trying to kick their way out...
Posted by The Altarboys on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:10:00 PST

In which we make Hiroshima look like an All You Can Eat Breakfast

Soon... New music on our page New CD new shirts new stickers new merch all sorts of ill shit. ...
Posted by The Altarboys on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:34:00 PST

sorry, please try again

I did not, repeat NOT win the powerball despite Nat’s assurance that the procurement of a super convenient parking space coupled with a recent deluge of unearned quarters would certainly assure ...
Posted by The Altarboys on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST

Free Stuff

Here's the deal we made 100 hand numbered copies of last year's demo, they have a black sleeve and a black CD, they're gone. We made 100 black sleeve with red CD's which we have a few left. Once the n...
Posted by The Altarboys on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:33:00 PST

Ash St Show

To everyone that came out to see us at Ash St Saloon last night, you're welcome.You had a great time.
Posted by The Altarboys on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:31:00 PST

Friday---Redding

Well blow me fuckin down, Redding was sick as walking pneumonia. If The Altarboys didn't have the biggest cock on the West Coast before, they do now. If you haven't heard Smiley has decided he needs m...
Posted by The Altarboys on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:47:00 PST

I've done my time I'm comin' home

Okay boys and girls, we'll be home in the morning. This is our last show. We're filthy, tired, sick, hung over, grounchy and ready to sleep in beds. We're gonna drive all night. We have had TONS of fu...
Posted by The Altarboys on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST

From LA to the Bay

Okay boys and girls, the shit's been non-stop for a couple days, if you ask exactly what happened I'm not sure we can tell you.but here's what Smiley and I can remember at 7:16 on Wednesday. I think t...
Posted by The Altarboys on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:28:00 PST

Since we've last spoken

Yesterday we drank 4 cases of beer and one bottle of Whiskeywe stayed with a lady whose husband was on a bass fishing tripWe played the MIDDLE of the desert, like with ssand dunes and shit, I dunno ab...
Posted by The Altarboys on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:28:00 PST