Cock Vomitâ„¢/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$

About Me

We hate you, we hate your family, and we sing about that shit. We love gore, liquor, metal, punk, meat, and porn, and we are not ashamed one bit about it. We are anti-society at its very finest. We will raid your fridge, sleep with your sister and guzzle all your beer and there will be nothing you can do about it. We will hit you like a kick in the nads with our patented brand of "Grindwhore". 1 hits like "Run Around and Stab Yourself", "My Lil' Balogna Pony", "Toddler Kabob", "Corporate Muppet", "Pictures of your Mom Naked", and "Running in the Woods" are sure to be racing up the R&B charts by the time you finish reading this. Dope, fresh, and fly to mizzax yo. ****Note to the jerkoffs who read this**** We are not copying off Mushroomhead, or Slipknot. We are copying off the band that they copied off of first....................................................... ........................................ Got it, Ass hammer? WE GOTS SHIRTS MONGERS!!! THESE DOPE, FLY, AND PHATTY PHRESH FINELY CRAFTED T-SHIRTS ARE NOW ABLE TO BE PURCHASED FOR $10.00 + $4.95 FER SHIPPING. (WE ACCEPT PAYPAL ONLY AS A FORM OF PAYMENT). A MODEST PRICE TO HAVE TO PAY TO BE THE TALK O' THA TOWN IF YA'LL WEAR ONE O' THESE THANGS OUT IN PUBLIC!!! THE FRONT IS PICTURED, AND THE BACK READS "COCKSTAR" IN THE SAME FONT STYLE AS THE FRONT LOGO. WE ARE STARVING "ARTISTS" SO HELP US PUT SOME GRUB IN OUR CHILDREN'S FILTHY LITTLE MOUTHS!!!
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/11/2006
Band Website: You are looking at it you smelly hooker.
Band Members: ADOLPH BUSH, "Lick my sweaty, hairy sack, mack", Throatwork/lyrics/drums/geetar/keys/pickle whistle/half-assed rhymes. (Also of Dung Bunker) WITH HIS PARTNERS IN GRIME, DA KEEPERS O' THA LAIR, TRUE LOYAL GRINDWHORE "ASS-O-SHE-ITS": JONNY COLORADO, "I we todd did", Trumpet/samples/lair jester/whining/bass/scab flicking. (Also of Bastard Beast) OSAMA BIN JOVI, "Well dang ol' dang meng". Bass/geetar/screaming/3-day benders. MARTIN LUTHER HUSSAIN, "Oh, I didn't spell it right? lick my love handles then, you donkeyblower", Drums/prog/geetar/half-assed rhymes/your mom's wrinkled ol' chicken ass. JEAN-CLAUDE BUNDY, "Pay me to kill you", Geetar/bass/b.voc/bulbous vulva nugga. ILSA HELLHEN ROSE-STER, "Luv the taste of blood...........i will chew yer ears off, litterally", Vocals/screams of anguish/thrashing guys asses in tha pit/spitting obscenities. ZIGGY ANGELDUST, "Its electric, boogie-woogie-woogie", Samples/keys/sound/prog/pissguzzling. LIL' NAPPY, "I will bite yer ugly nose off....ribbitt....croak", Harmonica/bongos/meth induced tantrums. Random guest vocalists. Y'all think ya got what it takes monger?Looking for other fowl mouth fawkin' losers! If ya play Geetar, sing, fart, bitch and complain, playa hate, then bring it on fecesheads! Male/Female, Black/White/Yellow/Purple, it dosn't matter what gender or color you are, we fawkin' hate everybody equally.
Influences: Stormtroopers of Death, Cinderella, Dirty Rotten Imbiciles, Poison, Carnivore, Faster Pussycat, Macabre, Bon Jovi, Napalm Death, Whitesnake, Pig Destroyer, Def Leppard, Cattle Decapitation, Molly Hatchet, Accused, Stryper, Autopsy, Great White, Dead Horse, Dokken, Dead Kennedys, L.A. Guns, Black Flag, Ratt, Murphy's Law, Winger, Anal Cunt, Warrant, Gwar, Lita Ford, Repulsion, Extreme, Frank Zappa, WASP, Mr.Bungle, Quiet Riot, Cryptic Slaughter, Spinal Tap, Porn and Horror flicks, Liquor, Murder, Violence, George Carlin, Hannibal Lecter, The Jerky Boys, Ren and Stimpy, Your mom's size XXXL stinky pink panties, Kindergarten, and Puke.
Sounds Like: Your mullet gettin' chopped off by a weedwacker.
Record Label: Meat Curtain RecordsÂ©.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

THA CURRENT STATE O DA COCK UPDATE/NEW MEAT CURTAIN SIGNINGS.

GREETINGS AND "CLUCK YOUS" FROMS THA LAIR. WE ALL HERE WANTS Y'ALL MONGERS TA KNOW WHATS WE BEENS UP TO LATELY. WE HAVE OBVIOUSLY BEEN WRITING AND RECORDING LUSH SONG STRUCTURES FER OUR EPIC...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

NU MUSICK POSTED & COCK UPDATES.

"SANDHARA DA BULL VS. POSIE PIDDYWIFFLE" BE A SAMPLE TOON FROMS OUR EPIC ALBUM, "MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$" WHICH WILL HIT WALL-MART SHELVES SOMETIMES IN THA NEXT YEAR. 2008 WILL ALSO SEE THE LIVE DEBUT OF...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:01:00 PST

MEAT CURTAIN RECORDS CURRENT ROSTER OF ARTISTS.

MEAT CURTAIN RECORDS BOASTS AN IMPRESSIVE LINEUP OF DIVERSE TALENT THAT IS SURE TO MAKE A DENT ON THE UNDERGROUND AGGRESSIVE MUSIC COMMUNITY. HERE IS THE UPDATED ROSTER OF ARTISTS:COCK VOMITSELF INDUC...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST

CHECK OUT THESE COCK SIDE PROJECTS.

THESE BE THE CURRENT COCK VOMIT SIDE PROJECTS OR BANDS THAT YA’LL BE HEARING MORE OF IN THA FUTURE. SELF INDUCED MUTILATION: ONE-MAN GRIND FROM ADOLPH BUSH GTR/VOC/PROG/DRUMS) ...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:03:00 PST

BRAINDEAD MONGERS: THE OFFICIAL COCK VOMIT FAN CLUB.

ANYONE OF YOU KILLERS, MUPPETS, BANDS, MODELS, OR FUCKWIPES WHO ADDS US IS A MEMBER OF THE BRAINDEAD MONGERS: THE OFFICIAL COCK VOMIT FANCLUB. BENIFTS OF BEING IN THE CLUB INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING:1.BEIN...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

(KILLING IS CUTE). USEFUL JARGON IS MYSPACE TERRORISM.

Paint a pretty picture in blood and shit, and send it to your boss. Do rah, rah, do. Its all a scam designed to control. The restrictions will dictate the results. YOU MUST SEE their false ptetenses. ...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:16:00 PST

ITS TIME FOR A CULTURAL ENEMA!!!

How the fuck do you get off tellin' us that your with the "in crowd" and your "cool"? What you really are is trendy, Emo, new-school, comb-over hair, girly-pant wearin' faggots who jerks their little ...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:16:00 PST

WE ARE THE COCK IN THE ASS OF MAINSTREAM SOCIETY.

We need JOKES, PICTURES, and TOTAL HARRASSMENT! Drop us a line and vent your frustrations. Let us know what douchebags we are, pick fights with us, heckle us, and catch laughs with us. Messages ...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:46:00 PST

BIG, HAIRY, TATTOOED, STONED, HORNY, BLOOD HUNGRY, and READY TO SLICE THROATS!!!

Keep the Hucklebucks comin'!!! This is intended to be FUNNY, so bring on the comments, pictures, and your fuckin' fowl mouths!!! We want this page to be a place where ya'll can go to be Absurd, ...
Posted by Cock Vomit"/MAIN$TREAM MURDERER$ on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:54:00 PST