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Piledriver

The Piledriver is BACK!

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TO: WWW.SOFA-Q.COM - Home Of ThePiledriver
THE EXALTED PILEDRIVER return to Coaticook, Quebec THE EXALTED PILEDRIVER are coming to CHICAGO!!!
PILEDRIVER...
the very name implies loud, obnoxious, pounding metallic rhythm. And that is exactly what Old School Thrash metal artist The Exalted Piledriver delivers! In late 1984, Piledriver's 'Metal Inquisition' album infested itself across an unsuspecting planet, surreptitiously setting the bar higher for obnoxious metalheads with a penchant for outraging parents and weaker souls around them, while influencing a whole new generation of metal-addled musicians. Darling-bastard-child of the nascent underground speed and thrash metal scenes, Piledriver shocked and awed with songs like 'Sex With Satan', 'Sodomize The Dead', 'Alien Rape', 'Witch Hunt' and 'Human Sacrifice' , while remaining a leather-veiled mystery of a man not seen since Alice Cooper's heyday, and not seen again until Marilyn Manson and Slipknot's rise. Garnering rave reviews and brisk sales (reportedly nearly 500,000 copies to date), Piledriver's Metal Inquisition became a respected and celebrated oeuvre-of-awful, even being voted by many critics as one of 1984's Best Metal Albums. While fans clamored for any tidbit of info on the band, the Piledriver camp remained mysteriously elusive. Occasionally, Piledriver 's highly entertaining, twisted and humorous radio and magazine interviews fanned the fan-flames. Piledriver's second slab of vinyl 'Stay Ugly' slammed forth in 1986, a progression of aggression, with a trashier-thrashier sound. Songs like 'Metal Death Racer', Lord Of Abominations, 'Flowers of Evil' and 'The Executioner' maintained the sick level of humor, and fans were thrilled.
Then... He disappeared...
Two decades have passed since... during which we have been given compact discs, dvd's, aerosol cheese, rising violent crime, and most significantly, the internet. As the internet grew and became useful, Piledriver 's putrefaction was to be found in dank, dark nodes all over the web. In the chat rooms, in the review sites, in the blogs and in all the best-of lists, the legend of Piledriver grew and grew, demonstrating his undiminished evil appeal and amply proving that his audience was still there. The deafening years of silence have only served to fuel their craving for more Piledriver! Watching from the sidelines, The Piledriver himself agreed that the fans should have a fresh gutfull of Pile-meat to devour, and most important of all, LIVE SHOWS to serve it up to them, along with all the classicks from his past... So He searched the oldest, darkest cemetaries, and dug up the finest vampire zombie metal-heads (and what was left of their bodies) that he could find; grinning necromorph Glace Frothfritter rattling his bones on drums, soulless vampire Kinky Pork Cream decomposing all over his guitar , with El Lobo El Fsnort offensively rounding out this mob of musical death. Check out TONS of pictures of Pile's pack of undead metal miscreants HERE !!! For your sick aural enjoyment you can find some of the demos on this page of blood-soaked songs from Piledriver's soon to spurt forth 'Metal Manifesto' . As you will hear, there is a certain musical evil in his voice that cannot be denied, as undeniable as the twisted hooks, virtuosic solos and the sheer pounding musicality of their writing; Old School meets Modern unlike in any other band! Recorded in his tiny home studio with an elastic band and some sticks, the demos showcase the inextinguishable fire that still burns within the angered artist. Imagine what putrescent power and malignant majesty could be achieved with a proper recording budget! It boggles the metal-head mind!!!! So... have a Look and a listen... LOUDLY of course... and become an integral part of the return of a true Metal Original!!!Check out WWW.SOFA-Q.COM , the band's official website.
If you want booking or other information contact them at [email protected]
...and never forget...
"If you're not a metalhead, you might as well be DEAD!"
By the way... The Exalted Piledriver plays
See him with his Gibson Les Paul BFG on the GIBSON website ... what a SLUT!!!
Pile and the boys make a mess at Bill Peters' M.O.M.25th Bash in Cleveland
First gig in Europe at the Hamburg Ballroom in Hamburg, Germany for Kutten4Ever Fest!!!!!!
Backstage with Delirium Tremens in Anaberg-Buchholz, Germany
At Keep It True VIII festival in Lauda-Koenigshofen, Germany!
At the TRE X Club in Bedizzole-Brescia, Italy
Johnny Deathrasher's sickly video for 'When I Saw Yer Face'!

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Member Since: 10/11/2005
Band Website: sofa-q.com
Band Members: Current lineup:

The Exalted Piledriver , - vokills

Lobo Elf Schnort - bass, bvox

Kinky Pork Cream -gtrs, bvox

and Glace Frothfritter -drums

As you can see, they’ve finally begun to show up on film... and they’re taking to their instruments quite well... and these ’uns look like they’ll last a while... their limbs are still pretty much intact... deathflesh sometimes don’t work so good or last so long... ya takes yer chances when ya plunge the spade into the grave... but daaaamn it feels, sounds, smells so good, doesn’t it? That thick satisfying ’’ssssssshhhhthungmppth"... mmmmmmmmmm... and the acrid yet nutty, nay, fetid aroma of the freshly revealed grave with its torn bits of rotting flesh so violently yet determinately examined in search of the perfect death rattle to underscore the coming of the Pile... yup! These ’uns are good ’uns! Ya kin tell by the stank!!!

Influences: Every dark and driving piece of music that came before us, from Iggy, the MC5 and Alice Cooper right on up to early Venom and Slayer, and then there's all those NWOBHM bands, and THEN some! Anyone remember The Mentors... anyone? Dick Manitoba? Pope on a Rope? S.O.D.? The Tubes? Clockwork Orange? Cheese in a sausage casing that you'd squeeze out of a hole on the side? Camaro's? Smoking your face off? And that's just the influences on our weiners!!! As a band, WE're influenced by; rotting meat, severed limbs, vagina, dripping ocular fluid, muscle-cars, distended colons, hockey-fights, any form of cancer, rampant social injustice, rainbow-colored baloney, blind-eyed disregard for gravity, infections in strange places, abject poverty, mangled face-flesh, governmental regulations, municipal regulations, clubhouse regulations, social propriety regulations, 'don't-touch-me-there' regulations, criminal law regulations... If it's right, we'll wrong it... if it's warm, we'll eat it... if it's nice, we'll trash it... if it's wet, we'll drink it...
If it's METAL, WE'LL SERVE IT!!!!

Sounds Like: An army of garbage trucks filled with screaming Flying V's and Marshalls, hurtling full-bore over a rusty razor-edged steel cliff into a toxic waste-dump, whereupon they are pummeled by a baker's dozen of 300ton piledrivers, while all the dying truck drivers moan and scream in excruciating pain... with Pile sickly cackling ALL the way!!!

Record Label: DogBite Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Piledriver’s Metal Manifesto recordings take a knee

April 17th, 2008 The Exalted Piledriver drummer Glace Frothfritter has fractured a rib in a freak hockey related incident (he was gnawing on a defenseman's brain and caught a wicked elbow... or sumthi...
Posted by Piledriver on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:19:00 PST

Well... that’s 2007! Let it go...

Great Un-seizings, my minions!'Tis time again that I address you with my petty and personal thoughts upon recognition of another spin 'round the fire, so listen up!!! I am duly impressed by all the ma...
Posted by Piledriver on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:27:00 PST

Metal Manifesto Session 2 pics!!!

Hails, my many minions! We have completed the second phase of the Metal Manifesto recordings, and are quite pleased with the results so far. We're taking a very 'old-school' approach to these sessions...
Posted by Piledriver on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:02:00 PST

Pile recollects on the Bill Peters M.O.M. 25th Bash at the Beachland Ballroom

Hiya! Ol' Piley here! I've been asked to forward thoughts (and pictures) on playing the Bill Peters/Metal On Metal 25th Anniv. show at the Beachland, Cleveland... First of all, what a blast!!! Pl...
Posted by Piledriver on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:57:00 PST

Pix of Pile in Cleveland at MetalOnMetal 25th Anniv.

About a hundred Pix of Pile in Cleveland at Bill Peters' MetalOnMetal radio show 25th anniversary bash at the Beachland Ballroom can be found on theexaltedpiledriver myspace page, just under my z...
Posted by Piledriver on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST

A quick note on meeting RAVEN on Saturday past...

RAVEN LIVED UP TO EVERY TEENAGE DREAM I EVER HAD OF WHAT THEY WOULD BE LIKE!!! I'M IN LOVE, SWOONING LIKE A SCHOOL-GOAT!!!!! THAT JOEY H. AND HIS ENTOURAGE OF GHOSTS ARE SOOOO DREAMY!!! I DON'T THINK...
Posted by Piledriver on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:39:00 PST

Satan buttfukked our cameras in Philly!!! Send us your pix!!!

Hails, my Minions of the Metal Inquisition!!! Great moments of of metal mayhem ensued this Saturday past at the Khyber in Philly, and Satan saw to it that while you were all enthralled by my powe...
Posted by Piledriver on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:53:00 PST

Pix of Piledriver Keep It True VII appearance

Hails, my metal addled minions of the Metal Inquisition!!!! Thought you'd like to know I finally got off my fat ass and did some screen grabs from PileWench's video of our appearance at Keep It True V...
Posted by Piledriver on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

Piledriver's EuroTour Pix!!!

I haven't had much time since back (right back to workin' n' bein' sick), but, I have uploaded  just less than half of the pictures the PileWench and I took on the Piledriver Auf Grosser FAh...
Posted by Piledriver on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:51:00 PST

The Exalted Piledriver's Auf Grosser Fahrt 2007

Mega-Hailings, my metal-addled miscreants of the Metal Inquisition!I, the Piledriver, High Priest of the Metal Inquisition, harken thee forth to assemble and be counted! It is with malicious glee...
Posted by Piledriver on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST