I'd like to meet:
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female
24 years old
portland, oregon the truth can't hurt you
it's just like the dark
oh, it scares you witless
but in time
you'll see things
clear and stark. .bird.
status: awesome
sign: pisces
psu major: geology
religion: blasphemy
occupation: spitfire
5'8" / fatgirl
drinker / smoker
fighter / fucker
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Interests
100 mph . abnormal psychology . absurdity . architectural dyslexia . autopsies . baby animals . bad motherfuckers . beatdowns . being utterly ridiculous . birds of all kinds . black and white . blood . boots . brass knuckles . breakbeats . bugs . burning rubber . cameras . canceling christmas . car crash choreography . changing my clothes 150,000 times a day . chapstick addiction . circumstantial survivalism . clean-cut . criminal histories . contemptuous blank stares . damage . danger music . delusions of invincibility . disapproval . discontent . dive bars . domestic violence . domination & submission . down-shifting . driving like an asshole . dykes . erotic asphyxiation . exact change . excess . exercises in futility . exploiting grey areas . fifty-cent words . fighting . flirting with disaster . food coma . geology . green lights . good grammar . hating your fucking face . high speed pursuits . horror . infinite regression . integrity . jello pyramid & sauce dam engineering . just deserts . kicking and screaming . kissing . knuckle tattoos . long drives . manic trainwrecking . math . meltdown artistry . muffins . multiple choice . mockery . movie theaters . mysophobia . neurotic entanglements . nonsense . obsessive compulsion . old things . overwhelming impatience . payback . pharmaceuticals . phoenixes . photography . physics . plausible deniability . power imbalances . putting a bitch down . purity . quaker parrot custard . science . self-inflicted pain . self-righteousness . shooting the messenger . shortcuts . silence . singing . small children on leashes . statistical unlikelihoods . super intense crushes lasting only a few minutes . staying up all night . taking naps . taking pictures . tattoos . temporary insanity . text messages . the very middle bite of a sandwich . things that are small and cute . unconventional beauty . unnecessary pluralization . unsolicited advice . valium . violence . wearing sunglasses at night . worst case scenarios . wrath . I'd Like To Meet
People who get it.
People who are smart. People who will make me laugh and who have good stories to tell. People who say what they mean and do what they say. People who will defend their convictions. People who will help me make bad decisions and then back me on it later when it all comes down on top of me. People with a well-developed sense of humor. People who don't need to label themselves to know who they are. People who love birds. People who know how to put a bitch down. People who are only cocky when they've earned their bragging rights. People who can laugh at themselves. People who can get me out of speeding tickets. People who don't throw stones from glass houses. People who can hold their alcohol, drugs and tempers. Boys who wear makeup. And girls who know when to keep their fucking legs closed. Fuck Off Parking enforcement (kill yourselves).
Cops who will write me more speeding tickets (kill yourselves).
Spineless shit-talking cunts. Dead-weight losers. Jackasses. Traitors. Liars. Scenesters. Christian zealots and pro-life warriors (see also: Jackasses). Groupies. Militant feminists. Ethnically ambiguous wiggers. People who do not stand up for what they believe in. People who repeatedly call at 6 o'clock in the fucking morning and do not get the point when their calls are ignored. Patrons of PW Murphy's (see also: Ethnically ambiguous wiggers). Bad parents. People who bitch all the time without occasionally making it funny. Slow drivers who camp in the left hand lane and make me want to throw a grenade through their passenger-side window. People who are unreliable, volatile, vindictive, manipulative, selfish, catty or unable to learn from their mistakes. People who bring 50 things into the express lane at the store and then spend 10 minutes filling out their check after being rung up, when they could have done that while everyone was already waiting patiently behind them the entire time. People who reward friendship with disloyalty. People who are indifferent to the suffering of others. People who think all bottled water tastes the same, because it fucking doesn't.BFF
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