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About Me

candied lies, candy coated lies, chocolate covered lies. I tell stories and you eat them up like candy.
the more I know people the more I like books.
I think I have actually found my calling at my new job. I run errands for a company called Blindside Daily Disasters and Bewildering Assortment of Aggravations. These kids rock.
Did I mention the difference between your favorite bartender and god? well it seems that god never thinks of himself as a bartender... i don't know for sure but thats the way it looks.
For those of you who missed the January 2005 issue of Who Cares Magazine- I am a very buzy actor. I make lots of money, and have many new cars. Seriously folks. I spend my nights watching tv and drinking alone. I work at Kinkos and I am always late on my rent. My car is 28 years old and looks like it. I like to talk about bands comming to town that I know I will never go and see. I cant read a book because I have ADD so bad that I cannot keep track of characters. Not actually diagnosed with ADD it's just the excuse that I use. It took me three days to write this. My mom helped.
*hangs head in shame and slowly walks away*
PS, I'm gay, but don't tell my mom.

My Interests

"God would not have made them sheep if he did not intend them to be fleeced." yes I am interested in fleecing sheep.
and CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES Cloud City Coffee just might have the best chocolate chip cookies in SeattleThe time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous.I uh, um, I like stuff like this.
Question Authority... Vote for Yourself
.Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit.

I'd like to meet:

BANTER!
Deleted Scenes (a short film) from Ryan Gielen on Vimeo .

Music:

Johnny Yesno . Liquid Sky . Performance . of course I'm talking about Soundtracks and of course for the soundtrack to my life; Clutch vs. Death from Above
latest finds Casino vs Japan and Mount Sims , TACKHEAD

Movies:

Repo Man, Pulp Fiction, Dead or Alive, Dead Ringers, Secretary, NorthFork, Layer Cake

Television:

Dave Chapelle, Married with Children, SCTV, The Office , Lonely Island

Books:

ANything by the great David Foster Wallace, Tibor Fischer, Ayn Rand, John Kennedy Toole, ... How to Talk Dirty and Influence People. God Loves a Good Catfight

Heroes:

Eddie Izzard, G.I.B., anyone from the Hemlock Society, Niki & Tabs new page, Drunkylicious!

My Blog

Gummo Bears

I guess seince I have been signed up for netflix I should be writing about the movies. at least the interesting movies. so far I have decided that Heat is the g.o.a.t. Zoitochi is also great. but what...
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:36:00 PST

BBQ Master

this is for Scott. he is on Omars friends. my name is Nick. Scott bar-be-qued at the annual "omars finally leaving us for good" party two weeks ago. he were amazing. I never got a chanch to thank you....
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

photos

http://www1.snapfish.com/photolibrary/t_=11692357
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:57:00 PST

furtum condensus torpeo (non)

Constantinople, last 2 blogs were in November. 8 months ago. They both mentioned seeing two different bands Goaple and RnR Soldiers. well as the story goes I just saw both those bands last week on cap...
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:16:00 PST

well something worth mentioning

So it is not uncommon for me to be out so many week nights that I just cant go out on the weekends. Tonight is no exception. this evening I went to the Showbox to see my inspiration perform. Goapele t...
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:42:00 PST

going to NYC

ok so I am on my way to New York City. the taxi picks me up at 4.30 am to take me to the airport. so I'm not going to sleep. anyways I will be seeing you soon. basicly I just wanted to post this blog ...
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:47:00 PST

best show ever

I got lucky enough to see Death From Above last night at Nuemos. I never heard of them before. they blew me away. what a fuckin rockin show. thanks to Pat for lettin me in the back door. I also got so...
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wake me up dead man

I had such a great response posting this as a bullitin I thought we would make it availble for a little longer. we are extending this offer for a limmited time the results will ASTOUND you......
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

See Justin Hampton's work this weekend

Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck 2005

I don't care what is going on, this year has started out great. I'm not one to make any great changes for the new year, but things change anyways. I am looking foward to lots of new things and finishi...
Posted by Ask Me Before You Do Anything Stupid. Go Ahead Ask on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST