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fivetimes

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About Me

i make music all the time with my friends. this is a link to my music page my headphone cord gets caught on everything, especially when i'm on my bike, with a backpak, the cord gets stuck underneath and tugs my neck when i pedal cause i'm stuck under the pack. or at least the cord is. and that's connected to me. so, i stop and take the pak off enough so my neck's movin again, and get back up on the bike. But the cord gets caught around the seat post when I get back on, 'cause the bike's too big for me and i have to jump up to make it and i always forget to check the cord b4 I leap, so my head gets pulled straight down and the headphones make that clicky noise and get all stretched out too big. Then, I usually lose my balance around now, and fall over... because my backpak which is only over one shoulder since i un-did it a minute ago, slides off my back and takes most of the cord which is already tight between my legs where my head is stuck, with it, and when my head flails back, it pulls the headfones real hard and snaps one in my eye, which a-hella sucks cause last time there was someone i kinda knew walking by and i wanted to talk to. I thougt I said "hey" or "what's up" 'er something, but i think it came out like, "please hold me up." 'cause that's what they did. it was a hot day, that day. earlier today. so i'm not wearing a jacket or a hat. Sometimes I have some difficulties with buttons and hats too. And my Dr. suggested I never wear a necklace. or at least not one without these special ed type quick release things he gave me...... I like kool aid. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. i don't care either way about it having some kinda special sandwich slicin' rule, 'cause i'm just gonna eat it anyway. i drink more milk. i do anything i want, usually. unless i have to do something different. I usually have at least fivebucks. but sometimes it's only about a dollar twenty five.I don't mean to take your lighter.

My Interests

swallowing colours of the sounds i hear. Or more descriptively, recording/performing music, painting photography and problem solving. Learning and tolerence. exploring, defining and understanding why you are correct. asking questions that if I can, allow you to answer your own question, cause you probably know more about it than I do. doing what I say. fucking up less. doing what I love more. wasting less time. surrounding myself with more great people with whom I share trust. truth. simplicity. melody. elation. better-ness......made up words and semantic backflips. logic. observing. listening. contributing. goose bumps. funny noises. the obvious. the worst possible option, and pretending i've chosen to persue it. Excessive decadence and super soft fluffy big beds to burrow in. Fully losing it sex. Increasing all that promotes that. flying. love.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody that ain't like me, at all. Except for the parts I like. (dependant upon my mood.) Someone who loves competition, but dosen't care who wins...won't cheat when i can't see them blatently doing it for a gag......can pop their hip and teach me their values towards the things they are passionate forSomeone who'll dress me fancy and fling food from forks for awhile.....anyone who can do the "tablecloth out from underneath the food and stuff" trick...... someone who smells like some kinda food from an island that makes cocoanuts or cantaloupes and mangos and stuff like that. People who know when their opinion is simply that. People who can express themselves without obvious bias or need to prosthelitise. Anyone who will, at any given time/context, identify what they know, what they don't know and what they've done. Peoples who display integrity and consistency of such. Someone who can fill me in, tell me when it's important and when it doesn't matter, fix my grammar, tell me when it's time to go, time to stop, where it's at, what's their name again, and what they create as reason to continue........Mostly I like meeting courteous, passionate, interested, anylitical, detailed, proficient and willing chameleons from whom I am better able to learn, love and laugh with. Also.......hahaa, someone who will at least ask me if i'm full of shit when i do or say something intentionally absurd, incorrect, ostentatious or retarted. 'cause eventually, i will.

Music:

queen-body language, the cars-cruiser, oingo boingo-nothing to fear, filter, tricky, depeche mode, kraftwerk, crystal method, fugazi-steady diet of nothing, styx-pieces of eight, radiohead, air, cold play , new order, billy joel, beatles, pixies , donald glaude, zack sharp, the crowd at sporting events, black flag, fear, xtc, flail, yeah yeah yeahs, talk talk, hank williams sr, X, talking heads, modest mouse, sigur ros, alice bowie;), strength in numbers, van halen, the kinks, peter gabriel, anything i know most of the words to. the song with the lyric -That must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake that way. ooww!!

Obsess yourself with causality. The information you hear is a loophole, technicality. Behind every object is a mathematic; an obscure substance infused with a kinetic force, energy, an obscure conscience shoots a gun at the feet the world dances. Babylon, mystery, mother of harlots, and all these abominations of the earth, that sits on many waters, drunk with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus. And I wondered with great admiration.

Movies:

24 hour party people, they live, the omega man, the first stepford wives cause paula prentice is totally hot- hello legs, i liked badder santa- i like movies i can drink with, the razors edge, the jerk, caddyshack, MIB, the chinese language cooking channel. bubba ho-tep, i thought Lucky was weird, i don't have the patience for many foreign films, except fellini flix, i like simple stupid humour, hannibal, the wanderers, vanilla sky, blue velvet, secretary....i like that one alot! all the cohen brothers movies, but i ain't seen blood simple yet.

Television:

good to sleep by unless it's aqua teen hunger force, or family guy, or the simpsons or sealab 2021 or brack or the history channel or columbo or seinfeld or the science channel or chinese news or third rock from the sun. other than that i just sleep to it, unless sanford and son is on. sometimes i'ts just company.

Books:

running with scissors, bias, contemporary political ideologies, notes on the state of virginia, candide,hamlet,vonnegut, brave new world, heinlein-stranger in a strange land, the lazlo letters, hunter s., michael moore, richard bach,

Heroes:

sofia coppola - she's also someone i'd like to meet. i'd be really sweet and nice to her. and jessica too, 'cause she flopps around like a spaz. and my grandfather.

My Blog

pants

i call these ipants..........||||||||>||||||||boy||||||||||||||||girl||||||||X||||||||mormon garment pants
Posted by fivetimes on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST

thoughts, questions, rants, hyperbole and sheite

why do people occasionally refer to a pain or illness they are afflicted with as "theirs"? "oooh, my artheritis." "my addiction." etc. i would think that once you own such a thing, you're kinda ma...
Posted by fivetimes on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST

i love snowboarding

i love snowboarding. i love the part where i drag around the board with one foot and sometimes step on it with the other and fall over in front of the snack bar. i like the part where i catch gnarly a...
Posted by fivetimes on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

cool factor in florida today.....0

i don't often write for blog sake.  i write to people that inspire me.  and sometimes i cut and paste em here for all the rest of you that bother with stopping by. so hello. i spent the day ...
Posted by fivetimes on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

emceeing about myself\

my hair is big. is this narcosistent?  necrosentient?  neosessent? narsextit!!??  narcissistent,  narkoinsistent. i don't know how to say that word. do you like the big lebowski? h...
Posted by fivetimes on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:02:00 PST

the game the game the game

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. Wh...
Posted by fivetimes on Mon, 15 May 2006 06:10:00 PST

some of my paintings

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Posted by fivetimes on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:47:00 PST

it's like fire

this is supposed to be a representation of the mobius strip concept, but i got bored with it after like 25 revisions.  this is the most concise.  really.   it's like fire. like a ball o...
Posted by fivetimes on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:46:00 PST

blue fire

all the times all the gamesall the tears, but mine were rain never feelingnever donetreasure onceit never stayed something beautiful in chainssomething dangerous with famesomething sinister and wiseso...
Posted by fivetimes on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:33:00 PST

1000 days

I didn't realize another 1000 days had passed.Just a moment to me. Look into my eyes,They'll tell you about the sunrise. Look into the sky,It'll tell you about me.
Posted by fivetimes on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:13:00 PST