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Niki

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About Me

******"Jesus, save me from your followers"******

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loving you, hating you, being indifferent to you, worrying myself sick over you, all of you, since the dawn of that thing they call time, since all god's chilluns gots they shoes. amens.

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Movies:

cabaret, star mutherf&%^$ing wars, I Heart Huckabees, purple rain, the crying game, man who fell to earth, rocky horror (screw you!), the ever popular tarantino, dirty rotten scoundrels, the secretary, run lola run, chicago, lost in translation, the last temptation of christ, amelie, borat, the lover

Television:

Chappelle, Colbert, Absolutely Fab, Reno 911, Queer as Folk, Ghost Hunters, ALL programs via the History Channel, Kids in the Hall, Ab Fab

Books:

lady of the lotus, the shining, ecstasy

Heroes:

This Guyalsothis guy

My Blog

I Love to Singa

Remember when Warner Bros. cartoons played regularly on television?My daughter's generation has been woefully deprived of.........THE BEST CARTOON EVER! ...
Posted by Niki on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:56:00 PST

Dawdles

Scenario:  Child dawdles while getting ready to go out to dinner.  Mother asks child, repeatedly, to find her shoes.  Child dawdles.  Mother asks child, repeatedly, to brush her h...
Posted by Niki on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:59:00 PST

the wedding is off...

....off the HOOK, that is!   in 8 hours we'll be wed. (AHHHHH!)   i have 8 hours to pack a bag and run to Mexico.   or stick around and marry the most unique, wonderful, lovely,...
Posted by Niki on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:20:00 PST

an unholy union

for the Arizona union we're getting married by a witch in a haunted hotel.  ahahahahahahahahahaha!  date set. venue booked.  catering arranged.  mothers arriving soon.  dress not yet obtained.   ...
Posted by Niki on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:57:00 PST

"Not that kind of girl" seeks HELP

Okay, so I've mentioned before that I'm not the kind of girl that had her whole wedding planned out when she was 10?  Or had the names of her future children all picked out.  Or any other "s...
Posted by Niki on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:34:00 PST

Fun Happy Good Yums

Let's not talk about the hours I shouldn't be wasting doing this...... ...
Posted by Niki on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:55:00 PST

Week in Review

On the phone   Me: "Sorry I was grumpy this morning." Him:  "That's okay, I made a voo doo doll of you&.do you have a headache?" Me:   "No." Him:  "Oh&&.well, do your knees...
Posted by Niki on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:49:00 PST

Once upon a time in Seattle, Washinnnnton......

The below article was posted by a few friends by way of bulletins.  I needed to bookmark it for nostalgic reasons.  I, too, can recall a memory, usually wonderful (or a thousand, depending u...
Posted by Niki on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST

more stupid crap....because i love you.

11/29/07 a fellow comes into our place of business promoting his own place of business.  he gives us little car-shaped cartridges containing teensie-weensie white mints and toothpi...
Posted by Niki on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:51:00 PST

Love and Marriage

"I turned 82 last May and with old age, the subtle changes in my body along with the pain and discomfort in my left leg, hip and replacement knee, I'm beginning to realize more and more the frailties ...
Posted by Niki on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:21:00 PST