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Skullheadman

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I really enjoy respiration, circulation, mastication, and digestion - all of these activities are really important in my life. I think it's fun to have fun! (This is a shout out to all those who state that "having fun" is one of their interests. Well, no shit, Sherlock! Not many of us homo sapiens list being miserable and bored as one of our favorite hobbies.) Whilst vampires are pretty cool, werewolves are HIGHLY underrated. I'm fond of shaking my groove thing to various types of music. Remember, almost only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, atomic bombs, and cheap, dirty sex. Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways? I have a sweet tooth that cannot be denied. I'm pretty good at coming up with humorous alternate lyrics to songs. I am the not-so-proud owner of a boot stained with my own blood. I like ugly plaid. I've been to the secret garden.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you're actually reading this shit, than YOU, I guess. And, of course, (insert celebrity or historical figure that makes me seem more interesting for wanting to meet them here), as they are very intriguing to me - I really want to pick their brain and see what makes them tick. And where would this list be without Your Mom? OH, BY THE WAY, IF YOU WANT TO REQUEST ME AS A FRIEND, MAYBE SEND A MESSAGE OR SUMPIN', OKAY? Sending a friend request without any interaction is like hoping someone will consider you their friend just because you saw them on the street or at a club and liked their style, but never actually talked to them. Yeah, I know it's just Myspace, but I collect enough other stuff, so I don't need to "collect" Myspace friends. Yes, there are people on my list that I never really talk to, but I have at some point, or I know them in real life. Don't just show up at my door and expect to be invited in! I just don't get it when someone requests you as a friend, but then never makes any attempt to build rapport. Am I supposed to initiate the dialogue? That's just weird.

My Blog

Time flies when you're having guns.

Holy dogshit!  I haven't posted a blog in two months!Well, yesterday was a kind of momentous day for ol' Scottie.  Seeing as how I joined the Army 18 years ago on March 7th, and I'm 36 years old, I ha...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:24:00 GMT

Losing my edge...

Well, folks, ol' Scottie here has reached a new place in life: I am no longer straight edge.  I've decided that I am simply a social drinker...who is just really, really freaking anti-social.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:37:00 GMT

New Recruit

Well, in case you haven't heard, Niki and I had a baby on Monday. It's just freaking amazing being a new dad! I've been father to my older daughter since she was three, so I'm new to this baby gig, bu...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:39:00 GMT

Pinko feng shui

So, some of you may have heard the term "pinko" in your high school history class, or maybe heard it let fly from some grouchy old Cold War vet like myself (I have a certificate to prove it)...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:18:00 GMT

Biting 18 - Be careful what you wish foBLAM!

"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish f...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:32:00 GMT

I MADE THIS!

...with a little help from the lovely and talented Niki.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:52:00 GMT

A little piece of stupid crap.

Well, here I am on a late night computer kick, faced with an earlier-than-normal morning (and normal mornings in the Army are early enough) and planning a drive to Tucson in about 18 hours with no nap...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:05:00 GMT

Biting 17 - Pieces of War & Peace

So, here's a triple dose of stolen quotes: "Those who hammer their swords into plows will plow for those who do not." - oft attributed to Thomas Jefferson, but evidence apparently shows that to b...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:46:00 GMT

Not the usual gig...

I know I'm not one to typically review movies here, but I must say that "No Country for Old Men" is simply incredible.  One of the main reasons is that it isn't all wrapped up in a pretty little ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:13:00 GMT

Thar she blows, matey!

A recent little convo between my sweet bride and I - Niki: "I want to be cute and pregnant, with just a belly, but that won't be me. I'm gonna be Shamu."Scott: "If Shamu was a crazy white lady!"...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:52:00 GMT