Non fruit pie. Why would you ruin fruit by cooking it? I hate when people do that. I also enjoy watching cartoons while drinking beer, hanging out with my cat, climbing on stuff, and chasing the dog with that squeaky hand puppet thing he hates.
You, in a dark alley...
Everyone says I have shitty taste in music. It's probably true. I like anything that's clever, funny, and well put together. Klaus Nomi? Pretty much my hero, except for that whole dying of aids thing. Other bands that I'm not embarrassed to publicly admit my appreciation of include Dragonforce, Captain Ahab, Goldfrapp, Finntroll.
Spider Baby, The Exorcist, Carnival of Souls, Morvern Callar, Freaks, Lolita, Dead Alive (possibly the best zombie movie ever made), Donnie Darko, Gummo, The Calamari Wrestler, Virtually every Godzilla movie ever made.
I won a tv in a liquor store raffle, but I only ever use it to watch zombie movies.
Various works by the following: Beatrix Potter, J.K. Rowling, J.T Leroy, Shirley Jackson, Irvine Welsh, Phillip Pullman and Alvin Schwartz. Weird history books, bizarre medical books, anything with doom, disaster, plague, murder, or cats.
Klaus Nomi, Godzilla, whoever invented gummy bears, my cat