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Nessa Monster

Godzilla is my co-pilot.

About Me

My cat is cooler than you.

My Interests

Non fruit pie. Why would you ruin fruit by cooking it? I hate when people do that. I also enjoy watching cartoons while drinking beer, hanging out with my cat, climbing on stuff, and chasing the dog with that squeaky hand puppet thing he hates.

I'd like to meet:

You, in a dark alley...

Music:

Everyone says I have shitty taste in music. It's probably true. I like anything that's clever, funny, and well put together. Klaus Nomi? Pretty much my hero, except for that whole dying of aids thing. Other bands that I'm not embarrassed to publicly admit my appreciation of include Dragonforce, Captain Ahab, Goldfrapp, Finntroll.

Movies:

Spider Baby, The Exorcist, Carnival of Souls, Morvern Callar, Freaks, Lolita, Dead Alive (possibly the best zombie movie ever made), Donnie Darko, Gummo, The Calamari Wrestler, Virtually every Godzilla movie ever made.

Television:

I won a tv in a liquor store raffle, but I only ever use it to watch zombie movies.

Books:

Various works by the following: Beatrix Potter, J.K. Rowling, J.T Leroy, Shirley Jackson, Irvine Welsh, Phillip Pullman and Alvin Schwartz. Weird history books, bizarre medical books, anything with doom, disaster, plague, murder, or cats.

Heroes:

Klaus Nomi, Godzilla, whoever invented gummy bears, my cat

My Blog

Avian Influenza?!

So when you travel in Laos everyone asks for your passport number, like when you check into a hostel or guesthouse, or if you rent a kayak etc. you have to write it down. I thought this was just a wa...
Posted by Nessa Monster on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST

Im back.

I’ve returned to this cold and quiet city with a renewed sense of respect for all that is not American. It feels so sterile here, like I just walked into a city of people taking their SAT&rsquo...
Posted by Nessa Monster on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:28:00 PST

Who wants a laptop? Any takers?

Who wants a laptop? Any takers?http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/sys/550823756.html I bought this off the lovely Alexis some time ago and have never bothered to fix the cracked screen. I know some o...
Posted by Nessa Monster on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:47:00 PST

Screw you guys, Im going to Thailand.

On the 31st of January. I'll be back on the 20th of March, just in time for it to start warming up. Please make a note of it.
Posted by Nessa Monster on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST

Robot Slave Chicks From MARS!

Fright Town opens this Saturday (the 6th) and I highly encourage you all to come check it out on opening night. For those of you that don't know I've been working at Baron Von Goolo's Museum of Horror...
Posted by Nessa Monster on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

Garage Sale/Cancer Blasting!

This Saturday (the 11th of August) we're having a garage sale to raise money to help Cory pay for his medical bills. For those of you who don't know, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer last winte...
Posted by Nessa Monster on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:12:00 PST

Quality Time

I have to go to the DEQ. Now I'm all about saving the environment and crap, but waiting in a 3 hour line to get my emission checked on my car isn't my idea of fun. At least Harry and I will get to s...
Posted by Nessa Monster on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:00:00 PST

Fashion Show Pictures

Curtosy of Mr Pete of Mewp.net. http://www.mewp.net/shoots/NessaShow/If that link doesn't work you can copy and paste. Nessa bad with the computarr. Hurr.
Posted by Nessa Monster on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:47:00 PST

It's criminal...

that anyone should be at work on a day as nice as this. Please kill me.
Posted by Nessa Monster on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:22:00 PST

Am I the worlds biggest spaz?

I guess vitamins can be dangerous.  I just tried to take a calcium capsule, you know, the ones with all the powder inside and the capsule on the outside?  Well, it got stuck in my throat so ...
Posted by Nessa Monster on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST