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Ida Slapter

the only difference between fear and excitement is perception

About Me

Layout made by My name is Rachel. Although I will drink you under the table if i feel like it on any given day.. while walking on 4-5 inch heels, I'm definitely not a simple girl. I'm a walking contradiction and I'm versatile which could make me seem fake, but in all reality I'm probably one of the most REAL people you will ever meet. I have probably made MORE mistakes in life than the average human being, but in doing so i have learned much more as well. I love changes and new experiences so I tend to go wherever the wind blows me. I wear my heart on my sleeve no matter how many times i've been hurt and that will never change. There is no after-life so enjoy all this world has to offer while youre here, good and bad. If you cant accept the bad you will never appreciate the good. That's life. If you dont know me i might come off as shallow or airheaded when all im really trying to do is make you laugh, even at my own expense. When you figure that out you'll either love me, not care, or walk away with a broken nose. LOL just kidding! Although there are a lot of douche bags in the world, I cant help but adore the human race. and Im just about always having a good time and will talk to anyone. Just dont take it for a weakness and disrespect me because you will probably regret it. I have been through A LOT in a short amount of time but no matter what I always seem to come out on top.
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I am the EPITOME of a GEMINI so go get an astrology book if you want to know more about me whether or not you believe in that shit.=P /a but if you ask my friends about me.. in a nutshell they'll tell you that im a female cross between Al Bundy and Hunter S. Thompson. Not many people can handle that combo..... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

artistic self mutilation, serial killers, people who make me laugh, useless knowledge, Al Bundy,sliding down your banister in fishnets, kicking your ass at DR. MARIO, impulsive road trips to random designations, ambulance rides, blasphemy, porn, qouting Home Alone, finding new things to chase whiskey with.. i.e. pickle juice, vacuuming and doing other various chores in high heels, busting balls, tacky trends from the 80's, LOUD MUSIC, bondage, weirdos, zombies, ninjas, shows, sushi, psychology, astrology, quantum physics, camping, UFC, hair, shoes, art, anything that has to do with water,beaches,and sun, MASTURBATING TO LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN.. my life is pretty exciting..dude.

I'd like to meet:

SPONTANEOUS, OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME LAUGH, THAT DONT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH ME, AND ARE UNIQUE.. BUT AT THE SAME TIME WONT MAKE ME HAVE TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER.... People with substance..and people who actually take the time to read all this crap instead of asking me all these questions again and again a

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Music:

I like my music LOUD and EPIC!! i LOVE music so i have a wide range..DEFTONES, sublime, Long beach dub all-stars, mindless self indulgence, misfits, bad religion, Dead Kennedys, The Specials, Bad Brains, Drop kick Murphys, The Distillers, The Blood Brothers, Guana Batz, The Cramps, The Pixies, DragonForce, Billy Idol, the cure, david bowie, my life with the thrill kill kult, X-raided, andre nickatina, tech n9ne, a tribe called quest, celly cell, NWA, atmosphere, Air, Royksopp, Aphex Twin, Chemical Brothers, Portishead, Radiohead, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, Pink Floyd, The Beatles....and many more.. alternative, metal, screamo, classic, ANYTHING 80's, reggae,punk,psychobilly,electronica,drum&bass,industrial crap, ska, trip hop, jazz, underground rap, a lot of experimental, only some old old country, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry etc. CHINO MORENO (a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Movies:

Im OBSESSED with horror movies and cult classics.. pretty much any old Bette Davis movie. FrightNight, Animal House, Natural Born Killers, PULP FICTION, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Reservoir Dogs, Party Monster, Phantasm, A Clockwork Orange, Romeo & Juliet, Kung Fu Hustle, House of 1,000 corpses, The Devil's Rejects, In the Mouth of Madness, EVIL DEAD(s), ARMY OF DARKNESS, Yellow Submarine, The Nightmare B4 Xmas, The Labyrinth, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, American History X, Rules of Attraction, The Virgin Suicides, Edward Scissor Hands, True Romance, Scarface, Kill Bill vol.1 & 2, Sin City, The Shining, Cruel Intentions, ALL the Nightmare on Elm Streets, South Park, Half Baked, Dumb & Dumber, Donnie Darko, Scary Movie 1,2,&3, The Sandlot, Mean Girls, Billy Madison, Old School, The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, ..HOME ALONE 1 & 2, Shaun of the Dead, Cabin Fever, Good Fellas, Blow, Cool Hand Luke, The Graduate, Hook, and Peter Pan.

Television:

*Sopranos*, Entourage, Most Extreme Elimination!, Intervention, Dog the Bounty Hunter(eventhough he's a douche and he wears hair EXTENSIONS!!) I Love Lucy, Three's Company, The Simpsons of course.. Surreal Life, Flavor of Love, Howard Stern, Inked, The Wire, Conan O'Brien(im in love with him), Married With Children, Strangers With Candy, Adult Swim-METALOCALYPSE, South Park, Nip/Tuck, Full House and Family Matters !WHAT!

Books:

I dont read nearly as much as i should... Unless it's about serial killers or psychopaths like The Stranger Beside Me (about Ted Bundy), or Disco Bloodbath about Party Monster Michael Alig. GOOD BOOKS! I either zip through a book soaking everything in like a sponge or im stuck reading meaningless words that dont register over and over until i get pissed off.. fucking ADD!!

Heroes:

..well, people i admire or am infatuated with for one reason or another.. THE BEATLES...JOHN LENNON, CHINO MORENO, Freddy Krueger, Al Bundy, Bruce Campbell, Pete Doherty, Edward Furlong, Bette Davis, Marylin Monroe, Dita Von Teese, Sherry Moon Zombie, Conan O' Brien, Quentin Tarantino, Amy Sedaris, Pauley Shore, Bob Marley, Bettie Page, Jimmy Urine, Carmen Electra, Macauley Culkin...

My Blog

america's fat flush plan

It's being a slave to your toilet bowl. Eat it, bring it back up, and flush it away as if nothing ever happened. Everyone wins! You dont have to have any guilt about the box of  Ho-Ho's you ...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST

fucking bicyclists!!!!

i swear to god!! stay in the fucking bike lane!! its called BIKE lane for a reason assholes!! Do you wear all that gear because youre getting PREPARED to get hit?!?! If you cant keep up with traffic t...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:06:00 PST

Mardi Gras can suck my left one

 For reasons other than retarded ass drivers and nasty guys trying to grope you.. I was wasted at some bar after party playing the asteroids arcade game all night (i'm a pro) while knoc...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:50:00 PST

Whatever comforts u enough to wake up and get through a day in your miserable life

Put all your faith into something because someone told you to do it. I guess there's no harm in brainwashing yourself into thinking there is a heaven so that all the horrible shit that happens to you ...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:04:00 PST

Is it wrong to masturbate in tanning beds?

 I guess its gross in the sense that someone has to clean the bed afterwards, but what if you're not messy? You have to clean ass sweat either way... It makes the time go by more q...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST

WATCH THIS VIDEO OR ILL KILL YOU!

Kenna - Hell bent  go here and watch it!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS3Aw_cpfJc
Posted by Ida Slapter on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

CAR WRECK

i already wrote a bulletin but not everyone saw it and im getting tired of telling the whole story over and over as you can imagine.. so here's the extremely short version of the story..okay i just go...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:34:00 PST

I'll do anything for a good laugh.. its true. =)

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and ape...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:49:00 PST

Thats some REAL shit! im gonna put that on myspace!! AWW SHIT SON!

i just realized that i mostly use my blogs to bitch and how much people like to hear me bitch haha i love it... but i here i go again  So anyone reading this i dont know im just gonna tell you no...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:33:00 PST

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION?!?!

Seriously, when Paris Hilton is compared to marilyn monroe and PRINCESS DIANA.. of all people.. as "the blonde icon of this generation" the ugly reality of planet earth suddenly becomes all too r...
Posted by Ida Slapter on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST