Laurel Virginia - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My computer died so if I don't write you back or accept your request don't take it personally. Unless you totally suck then please take it personally.

I play guitar fast and loud:
If you want to hear click on my ninja brethren

Me Playing The Black Dahlia Murder-Elder Misanthropy
Plus a fog machine and a strobe light

"...i looked at your profile and i just thought your little video was so ridiculous. and that you were too. -one of the dudes in bdm's wife"

I make crappy dance songs:
THE GUARDIAN OF THE HEART MACHINE

Lately, as in the past 21 years, I'm pretty sure I'm cursed.
It's a part of being a gypsy, I guess.
I am a proud owner of messy hair and you should be too

My Interests

I day dream about guitars, cars, and tattoos because day dreaming don't cost a thing.

I'd like to meet:

aim-LaurelVirginia

Music:

Beast

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine, The Little Princess, Science of Sleep, Metropolis, Good Burger.

Television:

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Heroes:

Stereotypically, a breakdown consists of slowing a song down, usually to half time, giving the guitars room to play a set of rhythmically oriented riffs, usually on open strings so as to achieve the lowest sound for which the guitars are tuned. Breakdowns can also consist of high pitched, often clashing off sets performed by two guitars in the same band: one band member plays the low chug chords while the other plays a higher pitched riff, which is frequently a minor second clash. Breakdown riffs are also typically played on the minor chord of the key, often D Minor due to use of Drop D tuning. These riffs are often accented by the drummer through double bass drums and use of the china cymbal. Breakdowns are usually responded to by an audience by hardcore dancing. Vocalists also often throw in a single, repeated statement throughout the breakdown, giving those who are not dancing an opportunity to sing along.

My Blog

Hate Mail From A Detroit Stripper: Round 2

So, after blocking the crazy lady she decided to obsessively email me via my music myspace...What the fuck? Keep in mind I haven't responded or had any interaction with this girl other than a tame rep...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:13:00 PST

Betrayed

At certain points in my life I like to take a step back and reevaluate the actions it took to get me to my current situation.I was working at a piercing and tattoo shop as well as a side job. The side...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:21:00 PST

Dear Craig’s List Cock Pictures

Lina and I have been looking for a place and during one of our Dirty Kids Club meetings we decided to put an ad on Craig's List. It took quite a bit of restraint to not include our usual dick, wizard,...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:21:00 PST

I do STD tests

.. Out of my kitchen with a magic 8 ball...For instance:Is that blood in my pee?...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:18:00 PST

Beats from the 90s

Between the witching hour and ungodly hours, the following is a true story.Dun. Dun. Dun. 725am:Not maximum lizards. Maneee just asked why mini keyboard is our kid. And then I asked him why he cursed ...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:10:00 PST

Hate Mail From A Detroit Stripper

So, here's some hate mail from a girl I've never met and hadn't ever conversed with who lives across the country. Which means both guitarists girlfriends have written me hate mail. Yay!On Sun, 13 Jul ...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:44:00 PST

Doom Generation

I keep burning my fingers as I fish for my spoon in my soup.Today after randomly getting my car towed and syphoning the last bit of hope I had for humanity out of my heart...I made it to the grocery s...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:07:00 PST

Weiner shaper: Crabs

Weiner Shaper"...the Japanese are famous for their perfectly cut mini-wieners...""...What's the secret behind these ubiquitous morsels you ask? Why the Wiener Cutter of course! Now you too can have th...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

Tenacious D

The show last night was sold out.It sold out the first day but I knew we'd figure out a way.We ended up going for mutha fucking free.Jack Black, himself, put us on the list.It was the sweetest show I ...
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I just found out that this is Vince Neil: But I always thought that Vince Neil was: But that is Vince Gill. A Country Singer. ...damn......
Posted by Laurel Virginia on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:47:00 PST