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Duck, or i'll punch.

I dont want to be your soldier.

About Me

****Currently on the hunt for a better life. Willing to lose up to a pint of blood some bruises and depending, maybe even a finger. ****

www.duckfive.com http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=1314

Support your local CRACK fund....

My Interests

photography, punk, oi, tequila, nonsense, ocd's, manic dipression, caffeine, hibernation, spit, cider, pretending my life's not an absolute fucking mess, self-medication, Jersey, narrow escapes, plagues, Jack Daniels, jaeger, hating california, freshly dipped cigarettes, DSM-IV, sake, aerosol warfare, the smell of ultra-flat black,

I'd like to meet:

Photographers, models, make up artists, fashion designers/ stylists, etc. Crackheads, rockstars, cokewhores, insomniacs. Graf artists, painters, drunks, savages, porn stars, People with extreme OCD's and neurotic tendencies. Suspension artists. (NOT CARNEYS!!) Anyone with a good, dramatic, interesting story, or 5. I definately would be interested in meeting an explosive expert and/ or a sugar momma with an unlimited supply of cash.

Music:


the short list: the Pist, F-Minus, Resistance 77, Anti-Nowhere League, Gravediggaz, the Virus, Bad Religion, the Clash, Restarts, A global threat, the Unseen, Toxic Narcotic, antidote, leftover crack, blitz, self destruct, violent society, subhumans, the adicts, choking victim, threats, Kid Dynamite, SubHumAns, Agnostic Front, Antidote, Filth, crass, naked Aggression, dead prez, billy bragg, Antidote, Rancid, Oxymoron, Soial Unrest, aus rotten

Television:

ha.

Heroes:

Guy Bourdin, Harmony Corrine- this changes weekly, but could you imagine me with a bottle of tequila in my hand, wearing a cape?

My Blog

haha a lot of this is fucking accurate...

benefits of ADHD.... now why would anyone want medicate for this: 1. Forgives mistakes easily 2. Sensitive 3. Compassionate 4. Empathetic with the feelings of others 5. Feels things deeply ...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:03:00 PST

Afro Wig competition...inspired by kristie from highland park...

feel free to poast your best!!!!I'll be the first to submit.. and I know rich, you have some of my favorites....MineKristy...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST

trainwrecks and algorithims..

ok.ok. i know im a horribly difficult person to deal with at times, but for real..... get a grip and learn how to fucking deal, i'm kind of a perfectionist beneath it all. i have visions of what i ...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST

who the fuck stole my roll of quarters??

ok. update. i need to cancel the 4 alarm fire. im a complete false alarm. i dont see myself leaving sf for a minute. there's reasons behind my insanity. besides being completely broke and about...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:46:00 PST

it's been a while...

sorry. been busy being unemployed. taking too many pictures. retouching like a maniac. learned a few things. met some really cool people. met some really dumb people. ate way too much chocolate cak...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

things i already knew..i see how it fits now..

thanks bustaDoug.... urban dictionary had got it nailed.mud duck duck duc duk mud duk muud duck1. mud duck A female with less than admirable attributesThat bitch is a mud duck.2. mud duck A white...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST

30 days, and counting

new year. new plan, sort of. more like a continuation of plans started last year, but definately fucking NEW. i'm moving to NYC in 30 days, staying there till june, then disappearing to europe for 3...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST

recharged. reinvented. and ready to fucking explode.

im a jersey bastard at heart. i cant change that. i'd rather tell you to go fuck off than hear about your day, unless it has some really good dirt on someone. im a good strong dose of pressed real...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

past.present.future.

i like to watch thing go down the drain. swirl.swirl.swirl. i envy how a junkie can sit so calmly and watch the opening to the drain get so far away, far to the point that the process can't be revers...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

seasick!!..

my head sways back and the forth. my mind is a constant-moving tidepool. there is a moon. i have too many decisions to make, not enough time. i adore my friends, i abhor ( i owe this word to k) th...
Posted by Duck, or i'll punch. on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:36:00 PST