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Christopher

DON'T TOUCH ME!

About Me

I hate being touched by people. It takes me a while before I will let you crawl all over me….so back on up buttercup. I don’t shake hands and I wont touch the condiments at a restaurant….but I will put my nuts all over your door knobs and cooking utensils. I am probably naked right now….in my house with my dog. Poopdog…..he is the best dog ever. I know you think your dog is the best but you would be wrong.I draw comics. Yippy. Go here to see some of it. www.livingwithzombies.comOr here www.christopherherndon.comFrom there you will be able to send me parcel bombs or love letters.bang

My Interests

www.livingwithzombies.com, Funny Books, Horror flicks, http://www.myspace.com/colonelsandersgrave, Pabst Blue Ribbon!, www.christopherherndon.com, playing my banjo, music, drawing pictures for my mommas refrigerator

I'd like to meet:

bluegrass fiddle players.....those dingbats are hard to find around hereThis profile is for folks I know in real life only. Not for folks that bought a book from me once at a convention a few years ago. Not for 3 week old garage bands that think they are bitchin’ awsome, and not for dumb sluts that want me to buy a cell phone. If I don’t know you i will not add you. It is that simple.That is what my LWZspace is for. I check it just as much as this one and respond to all the mail I get there. Hurray! We can be best internet pals there!The End!

Music:

banjo music

Movies:

I love watching movies....it is one of my favorite things to do. Horror flicks, zombie flicks, slasher flicks, weirdo flicks, …and what ever else is worth my time. Tombstone is probably one of the best fims ever... TROMA!!!!!!TROMA!!!!!!TROMA!!!!!!TROMA!!!!!!TROMA!!!!!!TROMA !!!!!!

Television:

Dang I wish….I feel so bad to turn my back on that which raised me, but I just don’t have time for it.... so i got rid of it. Here is a list of those that were the best babysitters: A-Team, M*A*S*H, Young Ones, Muppet Show, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Star Trek, ST: TNG, ST:DS9, ST: Voyger; ST: Enterprise, X-Files, Quantum Leap, Discovery Channel.Dukes of Hazzard is my all time favorite. I can watch that all day long... With a close second by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Books:

H.G.Wells, Jules Vern, John Kennedy Toole, David Sedaris, Vladimir Nabokov, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Klosterman, Douglas Adams, Stan Lee, Dr. H.S.T, William S. Burroughs, Eastmen and Laird, Alan Moore, Jack Kerouac...that should get you started.

Heroes:

Captain Nemo

My Blog

Thanksgiving 2006

Hey look... PHOTOS!!!...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:35:00 PST

Delicately Touching Moonbeams.

Hah hah Audrey&.you were so excited. I dont do blogs. I have nothing to say&.but uh Go to www.livingwithzombies.com! Also you can check out www.christopherherndon.com woot
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST