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.omg. it.s. Dalla$.!.

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About Me


My name is Dallas.
YES. it's my "real" name.
.I am a real piece of work.
...head case to the maximus...
.not a fan of growing up.
.trying hard not to f*ck it up.
.but I don't mind if I do.

.i dont regret ANYTHING.
i have learned a lot from my mistakes.
.dont judge me until you have walked a million miles in my shoes.
...trust me, you know nothing..

I WILL tell you that I am probably one of the most down to earth people you will ever meet
.don't judge my book by it's cover.

...in addition.... i get bored EASILY.
.which is probably why i am constantly moving.
.never standing still.
.i will never settle for less than EXACTLY what I want.
-and im not talking about material things-
.i mean people.
.I have few close friends.

.i would rather spend my time caring about significant people than having a million acquaintances.

.I advise that you do not try to figure me out from MySpace.
.for that matter, don't try at all, you will FAIL.
.all you need to know: I am a princess [but I am not a prissy bitch].
..an opportunist.. a lover.. a fighter..
.i am opinionated and passionate.
.but i believe what I see | not what i hear.
talk is cheap
...so don't bother running your mouth.
.it doesn't mean shit.
.just show me.

.there is a huge chance that you will love me.
.just because i make you smile.
.i might even love you back.
.but my respect is lost easily, so watch it.

.i don't put up with negative nonsense from anyone.
.but if you aren't happy, i can help you fix it.
.just leave your drama at the door, along with your baggage and lousy small talk.
SPEAKING OF NONSENSE
-stop right there-
.concentrate.
... make a little ....
NOTE TO SELF:
.please refrain from being a mess, creating drama, and talking sh*t.
.I have more important things to worry about than the mindless details of your boredom.
IN OTHER WORDS:
.figure your life out if you wish to be a part of mine.
.that is all I ask.

.people often call me crazy.
.its because i operate best in disorganized chaos.
-but don't question my maddness-
.I keep it together when it really matters.

...when it comes to the male gender...
.i got hoes.
---just kidding---
really tho..
a lot of you gross me out
.i just like a bloke who knows how to smile.

.To my own demise.
i insist that the weight of the world should be on my shoulders
-i try to fix everything-
but believe me, it's impossible
let it be known...I DESPISE LIARS, cheaters, and mean people
...above all, my goal in life is to be happy...
this is why you can't come in

*summary*
.don't underestimate me.
.that would be your first mistake.
.you may have noticed that I like pretty people.
..but if you lack passion for anything besides the mundane and your personality is below average, then so are you.
♥ ...I party. I work hard. and I play harder... ♥
That is all.
I ♥ San Francisco
It is my city.

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For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that.

Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.

Television:



TV rots your brain.
With programs like..
Gossip Girl.
Simpsons.
Family Guy.
Intervention.
Late night church on the paid channel.
Sponge Bob.
Fairly odd parents.
Adult Swim.
I still watch them.
Except for the church.
That was intended to be funny.
Ha.
p.s. I am in lust.

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Mayonnaise is fucking weird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC_nXCvOFaA It's a public service announcement. Deal with it....
Posted by .omg. it.s. Dalla$.!. on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PST

..."hate" all you want/but don’t be hateful...

I would like to start this blog off by pointing out that it annoys my ass cheeks off when people have a million glittery bullshits on their page professing their love for their "haters" because they a...
Posted by .omg. it.s. Dalla$.!. on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:00:00 PST