"There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." ~ Aldous Huxley
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." ~ Winston Churchill
"Change is inevitable. Change is constant." ~ Benjamin Disraeli
“Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you're just screwing yourself.†~ Anonymous
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." ~ Bill Cosby
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Failure is inevitable. Success is elusive." ~ Stephen Spielberg
"Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors." ~ Jim Morrison
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with." ~ W.C. Fields
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." ~ Ingrid Bergman
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." ~ Ferris Bueller
"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." ~ Andrew Carnegie
"Before anything else, preparation is the key to success." ~Alexander Graham Bell
"Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature." ~ Marilyn Monroe
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm." ~ Winston Churchill
"A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone." ~ Robert Frost
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." ~ Albert Einstein
"Every day above ground is a good day." ~ Tony Montana in Scarface
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." ~ D. Dunham
"Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source." ~ Ron Nesen
"Never miss a good chance to shut up." ~ Will Rogers
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." ~ Dale Carnegie
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." ~ Thomas Edison
"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive." ~ Elbert Hubbard
I'd like to meet:
* People with interesting stories to tell *
* People who have successfully dealt with all types of adversity *
* People who are going through tough times *
* People with good jokes *
* Me, had I made some different decisions *
* People who can carry a conversation *
* Tom Brady *
* People who are pursuing true happiness *
* Seth MacFarlane *
* Dane Cook *
* Chase Utley *
* Tom from Myspace *
* The other guy with my exact same name in Sacramento *
* Megan Fox *
* Jon Stewart *
* People who aren't afraid to let you know when you have a booger in your nose *
* Sneakers O'Toole *
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Music:
Dave Matthews Band, Outkast, Ludacris, Sublime, Beastie Boys, Jack Johnson, Gorillaz, James Hardway, Bob Marley, Eekamouse, 2 cents, Guns N Roses, Alice In Chains, Justin Timberlake,
Movies:
Iron Man
Pepper Potts: "What's going on here?"
Tony Stark: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've ever caught me doing."
Bull Durham
Crash Davis: "Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well."
Ace Ventura
Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer."
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Intsructor: "When life gives you lemons, just say "F#&@ the lemons" and bail!"
Fletch
Fletch: "If you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards."
Dumb & Dumber
Harry: "Ooh, look at the buns on that one..."
Lloyd: "Yeah, he must work out."
Scarface
Tony Montana: "Say hello to my little friend!"
Transformers
Sam Witwicky: "I was wondering if... if I could ride you home, I - I mean if I could give you a ride home."
National Lampoons Vacation
Officer: "Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?"
Clark Griswold: "No sir, I don't."
Officer: "Well, it's probably pretty stiff."
Television:
Family Guy, SportsCenter, The Soup, Baseball Tonight, Conan O'Brien, American Idol, Simpsons, Most Shocking, Pass Time, 2 1/2 Men, South Park, CSI: Miami, The Hills, The Office, The History Channel, Deadliest Catch, anytime I'm on TV...
Books:
Moneyball, The Fred Factor, The Success Principles.
Heroes:
My mom, people who can put up with me, Jim Morrison, Joe DiMaggio, positive people...oh yeah, and Sneakers O'Toole!
