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if you're ACTUALLY preparing to read this, which NOBODY does, then i warn you: it's quite a mouthful.i appear to be incredibly self-absorbed, but i'm not. well, maybe i sort of am, but i'm not mean or rude and i love everyone, no matter how stupid or insipid they are. ha ha ha! i live in a tiny little dollhouse in a tiny little town where you can't drink the water because it's toxic or something. people look at me like i came from another planet and i believe them. most people aren't mean to me once they talk to me because i'm nice and not a slut.i wear makeup because it makes me happy. that does not mean i want to be a woman or that i'm a pre-op transsexual. although it wouldn't be wrong if i was.i crack myself up and usually people laugh at me because i think my jokes are so funny. most earthlings don't understand anything about me anyhow, most of all my irreverent wit and gift for comedic timing. it's really tragic.despite the rigidity of the human condition, i really do get along well with most earthbound humans. although most are so scared of their own feelings they'd rather get angry and/or fight instead of discovering who they really are and what they really want.i WOULD say i was interested in sex, except that i've been known to go years without having any if i don't run across anyone i want to bone. i think it would be a lot easier if i could do it with chicks... i mean, they're better kissers on average than dudes, and i'm sure they'd be a lot more fun to have sex with. i just don't dig the equipment. i look at boobs and vaginas, and i don't feel anything. like, i might as well be looking at plastic chinese display food or a photo of donald trump or a raw carrot. i dig the dudes, which is unfortunate and ultimately to my detriment. too many men are game-players. men who play games to get you into bed are so nauseating. it's like watching a dog dig under the fence to get to your bitch that's gone into heat.