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HURRICANE KEONA™

Just like a prayer, I'll take you there.

About Me


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HURRICANE KEONA: /n/ An intense, turbulent, unpredictable, violent and often destructive, tropical force of nature.


"To stop me is not easy. Can't keep a lion from hunting.
I'm focused. I want this. There's no control of some things..."


"Whatever you got, I'll eat it, snort it or ride it, baby."
- Britney Spears -


A person who is a master in the art of living
makes little distinction between their work and their play,
their labor and their leisure, their mind and their body,
their education and their recreation, their love and their religion.
They hardly know which is which
and simply pursue their vision of excellence and grace,
whatever they do, leaving others to decide
whether they are working or playing.
To them, they are always doing both."

My Interests

I'll try anything once,
Sometimes even twice...

"A true adventurer
goes forth,
aimless & uncalculating,
to meet and greet
unknown fate."


Ink

What's Pleasure . . .
. . . Without Pain?

"Poor is the woman
whose pleasures depend
on the permission
of another." -MADONNA

I'd like to meet:


"Opposites intrigue but don't attract. Like attracts like."

AIM/MSN: Hurricane Keona

Photo Blurbs
Batten down the hatches, it's Hurricane Season:

"Went to heaven, couldn't get in for what I have done.
I said, 'Please take me.'
He said, 'You're crazy, you had too much fun.' "

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Check it out:


HURRICANE KEONA ® Professional

TAYLORSAYS.COM Custom Paints

Pinky & Brian of MichaelVincent.com

DJ LOLI

Music:



Life is Music,
Play it LOUD.

Movies:


Television:

I smutty reality TV.
A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Simple Life, The Girls Next Door, virtually everything MTV (especially the cheesy dating shows like Parental Control and NEXT), Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, The Family Guy, HGTV, E!, Chelsea Lately, The L Word...

Remember Celebrities Uncensored? Now that was a quality program. E! could take sweeps with shows like that - well, that and The Anna Nicole Show. I love her. She makes me feel normal.


1967-2007

Books:

The Adventures of
Alice in Wonderland

Heroes:

"A PRAYER FOR THE WILD AT HEART, KEPT IN CAGES."

Angelina Jolie
"Beauty always comes with dark thoughts."

My Blog

Jessica Big BOSS Steiners Bday 6.21.08 @ Temple!

JESSICA'S BIRTHDAY BASHNext SATURDAY 6/21/08 @ TEMPLE!Spread the word!::  PARTY WITH YOUR GIRL  ::Contact me for guestlist/additional info. ;) ...
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:58:00 PST

DAMAGED

I ♥ Chris Crocker....
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:15:00 PST

JANUARY 24, 2008 -- JANUARY 26, 2008

THURSDAY 1/24, we do dinner at Sushi Groove, Walnut Creek at 8pm for Danielle's Birthday & Mel's Bon Voyage. Desert? SPIN Ultra Lounge! Duh. SATURDAY 1/26, it's the main event -- Double Surreal Birthd...
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:26:00 PST

"Horoscope Season"

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) The image of a neat and tidy Virgo doesn't even begin to touch the possible unraveling of your emotions today. You have been upgraded from a tropica...
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:49:00 PST

The Great VMA Train Wreck

My Dear Friends,Thank you so much for all of the "colorful" emails bashing Britney Spears.  I didn't realize being an explicit fan of her career (I could care less what she does in her personal life) ...
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST

"You want yo nell done?"

CLICK HERE. Trust me.
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:48:00 PST

Britney Winehouse

I really shouldn't be laughing at Britney's expense. You know if the media publicized half the things we do, we'd all be in rehab too......
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:39:00 PST

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, kiddies!

Hey, do you guys remember Valentine exchanges & candy grams in school??They were like mini popularity contests. Wasn't it sad when someone didn't get one from someone who was supposed to...
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

Just passing the time...

Reposting from a bulletin. Thought it was funny. Why Men Make for Better Friends...Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept ov...
Posted by HURRICANE KEONA™ on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:30:00 PST