War, Semen & Grooviness

Peace, Love and Anarchy are False Gods! War, Semen & Grooviness are Here! They are Now! They are All! Read further to reveal the Truth to yourself! And then go to www.warsemenandgrooviness.com“In the time before the beginning, maybe even before then, there were but two Gods; Semen and Grooviness. They encompassed all. They were all. And their love for each other was the unattainable template for all romance to follow. Semen had the matter and Grooviness had the mind. And their solitude was perfect. But, as showers must become puddles, bitterness crept in. Love turned to mistrust, to resentment. Semen grew cocky; wanted a bigger piece of the puzzle. Grooviness, in her own sly way, saw what was happening. She didn’t dig it. She proceeded to commence a revenge that would shape reality as we all know it. In her pocket, little to his knowledge, she held a portion of Semen; a sliver of his essence, once lost and long forgotten. With it she would create a Child of Vengeance. A rival to Semen’s tyranny. A Brand New God! War was born. Things went wrong. God was pitted against God. No unions were sacred. It was a ménage a trois of Divine Violence. The resulting battle was terrible and swift. And, in a logic only befitting of Gods, all won and all lost. And the rubble that was left, they named Time Space. Fully aware of the egregious error that they had all made, the three deities made a pact to unify themselves in order to strike a chord of balance within the chaos they were all respnsible for. War took Semen upon his back and the two cut a hole into the vacant womb of Grooviness and nestled inside of her. The Three were now One. And the world began. This divine, but lost truth became apparent to Vince Ynzunza on the evening of March 30, 2007 at 6:35 PM (a new holiday!!). Upon the umpteenth reading of the banal and colloquial phrase, ‘Peace, Love and Anarchy’ which, in context for this narrative was used as a sign off for a rather mundane e-mail he had received, Vince realized that these were but false idols: misdirected mockeries of the true nature of Time Space. War, Semen & Grooviness revealed themselves at that very moment and a new prophet was born. These words came to young Vince immediately: ‘The enlightened individual chooses War and change over peace and stagnation, the exchanging and gifting of Semen over imagined love and, above all, the trousers of Grooviness over the diapers of anarchy.’ Vince Ynzunza knew at that moment that he had been Chosen by a higher power. Three higher powers to be exact. And that it had become his betrothed duty to spread Their message of Truth to this Lost world. And that Truth is revealed through his magazine “War, Semen & Grooviness”! Vince has utilized his natural talent of prose and presentation to bring you this divine message. And along the way he has gathered a few disciples who bring their own talents to the table. And he will gather more. Are You one of them?