Hi. My name is Colonel Kittysworth! I’m a super rad Cat and I embark on some pretty rad adventures! Many people read about my adventures in a publication called War, Semen & Grooviness. It’s my liaison to the outside world. And boy, am I a character! I like to eat mice and sometimes I talk to God! You should be my special friend, cause I don’t really have a lot of friends at my house ïŒ. It’s a super drag. If you add me, I’ll be sure to send you special purrs and cat hugs all of the time! Meow!
