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Helen Damnation

go until the wheels fall off!

About Me

i am a huge dork and i love nonsense. i play the cello, sometimes badly. i will dance to just about anything if it has a good beat. i also skate with the Bellingham Roller Betties , Bellingham's own badass roller derby league.
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM big whoop. wanna fight about it?

My Interests

gator wrangling, robots, roller derby , sleep deprivation, traveling, coffee, contortionists, chain smoking,laughing til i choke on my own spit, playing music, dancing like a drunken hippie, funny face contests, spray paint, stripey stuff and many, many other things.

I'd like to meet:

gypsies, roller girls, friends of bill w., musicians and people who like to dance furiously.

Music:

i LOVE music. all kinds. i'm not going to have a huge list here. i do have a special place in my heart for stuff that is FAST, LOUD, AND TRASHY.

Movies:

zombie movies! ridiculous horror movies, crazy foreign films, crazy ridiculous foreign horror movies involving zombies...

Television:

CARTOONS!!

Books:

i read too much.

Heroes:

my dog.

My Blog

mushy-gushy love blog for my derby girls

    i finally have a day off from both work AND derby stuff today, but what am i thinking about? derby. always.   derby is my second job now, and i love it.  i feel like ...
Posted by Helen Damnation on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

story time!

Cheryl couldn't stop staring at the chainsaw.  It was beautiful.  Hanging there in the Home and Garden Megastore, its sharp chain glittering, winking slyly at her.  Magnificent.  S...
Posted by Helen Damnation on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST

roller derby, yo.

so i went to the bellingham roller betties recruitment last night.    i'm super giddy about doing roller derby.  its something that i've pretty much wanted to do ever since i ...
Posted by Helen Damnation on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

still alive and bitching

made it home safe and sound from mutant fest.  wanted to stop and spend a day or two in c-town, but i was hitchiking and it didn't work out.  computer is fucked up.  not completely, bu...
Posted by Helen Damnation on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

yep, i'm an asshole.

it is now official. i saw all of about three people on my recent visit down south.  my deepest apologies to everyone i failed to contact.  apparently i need a cell phone, as public telephone...
Posted by Helen Damnation on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:51:00 PST

gettin the creepy crawleys

yessssssss so now its summer officially, and the sun likes to remind me of this fact by heating my apartment to a comfortable 1,000 degrees.  i've been sitting around sweating, mostly, though i'm...
Posted by Helen Damnation on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:01:00 PST

failing miserably

so much for not smoking!i also got fired yesterday.wheeeeee!at least i'm not on crack.
Posted by Helen Damnation on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

nicotine dreams

so, i'm trying to quit smoking right now and i'm using the patch.  i have heard stories from friends about "hallucinating" dreams and there is a warning on the box about "vivid dreams." i wasn't ...
Posted by Helen Damnation on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:17:00 PST

sugARRRRRR!

gave a speech tonight. managed to not pee pants. drank coffee and ate cake. now i'm fucking amped and i can't make loudness in the apt. wanna go dancing.
Posted by Helen Damnation on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:29:00 PST

finally did it...

so, here i am on myspace. tristan finally convinced me to do this, mostly by finding a shitload of people on here that i haven't seen in forever.  i guess thats my real motive for this whole thin...
Posted by Helen Damnation on Sun, 14 May 2006 11:33:00 PST