Back Row (left to right): Ruby Ruckus, Jell-Ho Jess, SassyPants, Ta-Ta Tina, Rose "Red" Rum.
Front Row: Mighty Mouth, Angelica Della Morte, Terraryzen & Traumatizn (T&T), Kimpending Doom.
Not pictured: Alby ChoAss, Minnie Pearl Harbor, Blondie Bomb-her, Coach Pia Mess
Myspace LayoutsAloha, we're the Hula Honeys, one of the new teams to the Jet City Roller Girls Ohana.
***The Hula Honeys Ohana are:
Captain: Angelica Della Morte "She'll lei you and slay you"
Co Captain: Sassy Pants #XOXO "Aloha Wishes & Derby Kisses from our team Momma, league President, and Ambassador of Cuteness"
Ruby Ruckus "One of our league founders and our league Executive Director" "She's no stranger and she's ready for DANGER!"
Blondie Bomb~her # B-52 (Lethally Blonde) Our Team Merch. Whore! "Her name may be sweet but her moves are Lethal"
Mighty Mouth, our Fearless Secretary "She's comin' to save the day and talk some smack to our opponents"
Alby Cho Ass "Good things come in small packages and she is no exception....! She will knock ya then sock ya!"
Rose "Red" Rum "Remember REDRUM spells MURDER -- Our team manager will put a voodoo curse onanyone who crosses our path!"
Minnie Pearl Harbor "Bomb's Away, After this little vixen knocks you over, you won't know what hit you!"
Jell-Ho Jessica "What's in that Jello shot anyway? Our secret weapon to knock down and knock out or enemies!"
Kimpending Doom "Hear that sound? That's the last thing you'll hear as she skates by leaving distruction in her wake!"
Ta-Ta Tina "She may look cute, but underneath that sweet exterior lives an animal waiting to destroy all who cross us!"
Terrarizin & Tramatizin "T&T! She's Dynamite!"
Our coach is one of the best in the land, the infamous Pia Mess!
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Our motto is sweet n' simple: " we're gonna lei em' and then slay em'! Yes, we may be tropical temptresses, and we are cute as hell but don't let our sweet plumeria penchant fool you, Surf's up and we're out to kick some ass, and lei our opponents DOWN like a typhoon of terror!
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Mahalo, Derby Kisses, and Well Wishes from the Hula Honeys!
