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About Me

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Myspace Backgrounds I am a Sassy Roller Girl so Sassy Pants is a fitting name for a gal who is one part smart-ass, one part diva, who loves vintage culture and collecting. I skate rollerderby on the Hula Honeys, a retro/tiki themed team, and am league President and one of the Main Mommas for the Jet City Rollergirls. Besides all of this roller derby fun which basically trnaslates into "organized mayhem" I am quite the vintage fashion maven, ass-kickin', pink lovin', tattoo sportin', 55' Buick drivin', and sparkly infused ecclectic chick who values the important things in life such as hard work, honesty, and compassion. Don't let my sweet plumeria disposition fool you though, I will kick ass if needed with no regrets.

My Interests

How to make a SassyPants
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5 parts competetiveness
5 parts humour
1 part beauty
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Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet John Waters or Tura Satana. But that aside, I'm also lookin' for some fans and friends of roller derby, other vintage mavens and thrift-a-holics out there and people who are also honest, hard-working and interesting. Scenesters, back stabbers, and ignorant people need not apply. Oh and if you send me a friend request, send me an email first.... let me know why you wanna add me at least.... (:

Music:

Too many bands to list, but my top three are: Ramones, Angelic Upstarts and Johnny Cash to give you a general idea. Basically I like classic Punk; Oi/Ska; Rockabilly; Trucker Music; Surf; Vintage Swing/Jazz; Psychobilly.
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Movies:

Anything by John Waters, David Lynch. Weird and stimulating film.

Television:

I don't have a lot of time to watch tv...

Books:

Biographies, auto-biographies, tales of excess, sex, drugs and rock n' roll, and vintage magazines.

Heroes:

My Grandma Mary! I hope you're proud of me Grandma!

My Blog

Review of my first Roller Derby Bout

Well, I'm going to post 2 blogs so the photos all load, here goes the first one! Well it all began early in the day for us Rollergirls, Saturday May 12. I'm sure a lot of roll...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Visions of Sugar Plum Ferries Dancin' through my Head -- Holiday Wishes from Sassy

So I totally get a little manic really close to the Christmas! The lil' kid in me comes out and I get all excited, giddy, anxious and fidgetty! I love doing my last minute wrapping, w...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

Karma is a Blessing or a Bitch, you choose!

I write this blog, as I think about my leather jacket stolen last weekend. I'm not dwelling on it in the slightest, what happens, happens and besides it gives me an excuse to either make more r...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

Another event I am involved in....

OMG I'm so sore and gimped up right now. (that's another story for another blog I guess) But, I wanted to tell you about another event I am involved with this holiday season. T...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

Rooks Toys for Tots Cruise In December 8th!

Thanks to Rob Butler at RJB Photo and Design for flyer, and thanks to Robyn and Kevin for their awesome organizational skills. Questions? Contact Duke, me, Robyn, or one of your friendly R...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST

I love my car....

So, most of you know about my car, Queenie. If not, let me indulge you. I love my car. She's a 1955 Buick Century Riviera 4 door hard top. She ha...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST

New Top 4!!!

My top 4 this week are all pals who are having birthdays this month! If you see them around myspace or in person be sure to give them a spanking and give em' an extra swat from Sassypants!...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST

Viva 9 Photos

I am in the process of going through some of my photos and wanted the share the following. Enjoy! Bad Ass Merc from Car Show, my personal fave. Duke lounging poolside:...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:59:00 PST

And yet more house projects....

So we started ripping up the carpets in our living room last night. No easy project. Our living room is over 400 sq. feet. The carpet came up ok but the under...
Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:14:00 PST

I 2 FU!

Posted by Sassy Pants XOXO on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:42:00 PST