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Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU

Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle, rather a great reminder of just how strong true love

About Me

"...I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Smart mouthed, quick witted, sassypants chanteuse. Loyal mama bear, VERY protective of my friends, they are my family. Quick to laugh, up for new adventures, secure in myself and know exactly what I want out of life. Major Flirt who knows the difference between flirting and coming onto someone.
I LOVE (in no particular order): DARIO VAVASSORI!!!, YACHT ROCK, my friends, movies, intelligent humor, ALL kinds of music (Yeah, I like Emo and I can STILL kick your ass), real people, Dylan Crosby Wheatley (age 4), Sage (my dog), Luna (my cat), my ex-roommates (Sean and Leslie), fireplaces, spiced mulled wine, Screwdrivers (yes, the cocktail), good coffee, text messages, whiskey, Golden Gardens, Indian food, thunderstorms, my room to be clean, cheese, laying on a blanket and stargazing, singing, going to shows, people with opinions - not pushing them on people - just having them, dancing...
I DISLIKE (in no particular order): people who refer to my sister as my "half sister"...I don't love her half as much, so it's a rude thing to say; nosy barkers; drama queens; girls who think shaking your ass is dancing, guess what, I CAN dance and you're in my way so MOVE; people who don't like the French; people who think that confidence and arrogance are the same thing, I assure you, they aren't; people who butcher my last name; people who are overly familiar and try to call me Angie, I hate that name and I'll let you know it; organized religion, I don't try and talk you into agnosticism so don't try and talk me into Christianity; and I really can't stand it when I am being strident about something and people tell me to "calm down." Just because you are unable to handle a display of emotion don't lay that off on me. If I am emoting it doesn't mean I am angry. If you want me to be mad and want it directed at YOU, then tell me to "calm down." I assure you that it won't produce the desired result...
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My Interests


I love the musical RENT. It is one of the most awe-inspiring, emotionally gut wrenching and spiritually redeeming shows that has ever been written. You owe it to yourself to see it.

Dario, singing, musicals, dancing, acting, music, film, Yacht Rock, star-gazing, music, Eddie Izzard, day dreaming, sleeping, music, coffee, cocktails, my cat, my dog, animals in general, SHAG, the beach, music, 1920's, 1940's and 1950's stuff, Tiki, reading, music, Paris, Italy, going to shows, Yacht Rock, Ireland, hanging out with my friends and being a smart ass, the company of an intelligent AND hilarious man (there aren't that many, really), did I mention music in there?

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I'd like to meet:

I HAVE TO START WITH WHO I **DON'T** WANT TO MEET OR TALK TO...

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BASIC GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, DON'T BOTHER. THIS INCLUDES PEOPLE WHO TyPe LiKe ThIs AND DON'T USE PROPER GRAMMAR OR PUNCTUATION. ALSO, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHO THE PEOPLE ARE IN MY "HEROES" SECTION...GET AN EDUCATION. (HINT: YOU WOULD HAVE TO READ OR REALLY KNOW THE ARTS TO KNOW THEM.) IF YOU WANT ME TO "HIT YOU UP" AND THINK COOL PEOPLE USE THAT PHRASE, GO AWAY. I DON'T LISTEN TO RAP OR SHOP AT THE GAP/ABERCROMBIE/ETC. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TALK TO ME? IF I DON'T KNOW YOU ALREADY THEN I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOU FOR A DRINK, DINNER, A DATE OR SEX. PISS OFF. I KNOW ALMOST 99% OF MY FRIENDS ON MY LIST PERSONALLY, INCLUDING THE BANDS. IF YOU ARE A GIRL COLLECTOR****FUCK OFF*****!!!!! YES, I CAN BE STRAIGHTFORWARD, EVEN DOWNRIGHT BLUNT, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME A BITCH OR ANY OTHER WORD DESIGNED TO PROTECT YOUR SELF CONCIOUSNESS, JEALOUSY OR EGO.

This is not to suggest that there aren't cool people out there that I'd like to meet, but please have a brain in your head and go about it creatively. Non scenester, non drama queen types who are able to laugh at themselves. Witty, acerbic types and those with a scathing sense of humor are welcome! Mean people need not apply. And those who are ignorant just for the sake of being so? UGH, who told you that was attractive??

Someone who makes me smile. Someone not afraid to be uncool. Someone HONEST and OPEN. Someone who isn't afraid of passionate people. Passionate people. World Travellers. People who love kids but don't necessarily want them. Strong women and the men who are strong enough to hang out with them. ***The entire Yacht Rock Crew.*** TOM WAITS and EDDIE IZZARD (again)!!!!

And Dario again...over and over and over and over and over and over...you get the point. He's the best man I've ever known and am ever likely to meet.

***I AM ENGAGED!! PLEASE NO PICK UP LINES OR ANY OTHER SUCH NONSENSE. I WARN YOU NOW I WILL WRITE BACK SOMETHING VERY MEAN AND THEN BLOCK YOUR ASS.***

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Music:

Some of everything and only the first few are in any sort of order...Ryan Adams/Whiskeytown, The Rolling Stones, Tom Waits, KISS, AC/DC, Good Ol Boys, L.A. Guns, Motley Crue, The Cramps, Ruston Mire, Candye Kane, The Posies (also Jon Auer and Ken Stringfellow solo stuff), Roy Kay Trio, Jo Miller and her Burly Roughnecks, The Swains, Dusty 45's (and all of their side projects), Evil Twin, The Extraordinaires, Rosemary Clooney, Ella Fitzgerald, Edith Piaf, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday, Rat Pack, Harry Connick Jr, Michael Buble, Johnny Mercury, Dawn Shipley, Truly Lover Trio, Marshall Scott Warner, Ruth Brown, Katie Webster, Patsy Cline, The Pretenders, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Journey, Robbie Williams, Deke Dickerson, Wayne Hancock, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Jackie Wilson, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Stevie Wonder, Prince, Marianne Faithfull, Dinah Washington, Ray Price, Waylon Jennings, Hank's 1 2 and 3, Yacht Rock...there's more...I just can't remember it all right now.

Movies:

The Goonies, RENT, Dangerous Liasions, Chicago, Suspiria, Young Frankenstein, Boondock Saints, Equilibrium, Gilda, Now Voyager, To Have and Have Not, Key Largo, all Eddie Izzard stand-up and movies, Sweet Dreams, Coal Miner's Daughter, Rock N Roll High School, Grace of My Heart, Velvet Goldmine, Match Point, The Women, Stage Door, Phantom of the Opera, Some Kind of Wonderful, Amelie, My Life Without Me, Dark Crystal, Willy Wonka, Big Chill, Super Troopers, Pride and Prejudice, Watcher in the Woods, John Waters movies (even though, after what he did to Candye Kane, I consider him a fucking douche), ANYTHING with Mark Ruffalo or John Malkovich in it.

Television:

Six Feet Under, Sex and the City (when it was on HBO), History, Learning and Travel Channels. My favorite show is GHOST HUNTERS. I absolutely adore all of the ghost-chasing shows...I want to visit all of the haunted places they feature. I've been to two of them so far!

Books:

Dorothy Parker, Eve Ensler, Augusten Burroughs, Edgar Allan Poe, Anais Nin, Goethe, Charles Bukowski, Shakespeare, Jane Eyre, Mansfield Park, Pride and Prejudice, Anne Rice, Amy Tan, Bridget Jones' Diary, etc.

Heroes:

My Dario, for being MY Dario.

Sean and Tracie Lynn, who showed me it can work.

My IDOL, Mae West.

Rosemary Clooney, whose vocal warmth I strive to emulate.

Dorothy Parker, who I aspire to write as well as.

Patsy Cline, who taught me to sing.

Ruth Brown, who inspired a white girl to sing R&B.

Edith Piaf, who infuses her soul into every song she sings.

Nina Simone, who doesn't give a damn what you think.

Jo Miller, who paid me the best compliment ever.

Candye Kane, who sings all the styles I want to and proves a bigger, white girl can pull it off with style.

Eve Ensler, who is the bravest woman in theatre.

Eddie Izzard, who is a brilliant AND hilarious man. Rare.

Tom Waits, who is the true King of Cool.

My Blog

Pettipants/Ruffle Butts/Rhumba Panties

****PLEASE RE-POST if you know girls who would be interested!!!**** Hey friends... I have all the pettipants I am gonna have, to sell...they are in the following colors/styles/sizes.  Some of the...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:37:00 PST

Our Wedding

I did it.  Here's our wedding website.  Go sign our Guestbook!xoxoangela and dariohttp://www.mywedding.com/angelaanddario/
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST

Bitches ain't nothing but Ho's and shit...

There are two people I am talking about.  1)  You'd best pray you disappear from the face of the earth.  I have friends that live in your area and I'll tell them where to find you.&nbs...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:06:00 PST

ATTENTION!!!! If I deleted you in error!!!!!

Please re-add me, or ask me to add you if you don't know my last name/e-mail address. If you weren't already on my list, this doesn't mean you if you are: a band I don't know some creepy asshole tryin...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Saturday, June 10 (not next Saturday, but the one after) I will be singing with The Roy Kay Trio at Conor Byrne!! It's a bit of a warm up before the Country Tribute show on Saturday, July 8th at J...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:36:00 PST

For all the retards out there...

The reason my name is ANGELATINI is because my first name is Angela and my last name is Piacentini.  No one ever pronounces it correctly so an old theatre director, when calling role before rehea...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:40:00 PST

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Indifferent my ass.  hahaha  If you were so indifferent you wouldn't post about it.  If you were so straightforward you'd have the balls to ask me about it.  You didn't ask because...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:14:00 PST

...suspension of disbelief...

My lord I really miss theatre.  I mean I am really jonesing to be in a production.  I am listening to songs from RENT non-stop and just dreaming of being in a musical again.  God. ...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:14:00 PST

Quiz Happy!

TIGER EYESYou have Tiger Eyes! Positive Traits:Determined, Passionate, Loyal, Strong,CourageousNegative Traits:Aggressive, Ambitious, Domineering, Possessive,Vengeful Your eyes are the windows to your...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 04:38:00 PST

Tell me this isn't the cutest munchkin EVER!!!!

I just found this pic that my friends, Jared and Nichole took of Dylan when they were babysitting him...GOD I LOVE THIS KID!!!!!xoxoange...
Posted by Angelatini - the future Mrs. Vavassori, to YOU on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 07:17:00 PST