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June

Why don't you go outside and play hide & go fuck yourself?

About Me


Get your own knuckles at the knuckle tattoo gun .No, I don't want to chat. No, I'm not interested in your band. Sorry, the answer is no.I am a Hula Honey!
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Life is never what you expect of it, mine is no exception. At least I know who I am and what I want. If you don't like me, I don't need you in my life. I'm eccentric, a flirt, goal-driven, over-protective of my friends, odd-but in a good way. That and so much more. Im not very girly... no one could EVER accuse me of being high-maintenance although I can clean up nice. I play poker and darts, love punk and rockabilly shows, and wear chucks and jeans just about everyday, work or not. I play hard, rollerskating with a Derby team, and drinking to excess when I have a free Saturday night. I have a book in my hand more often than not, and if I consider you my friend know that I would probably kill for you. And, if I call you my best friend, it's pretty likely I'd even die for you. I just bought my first house and am in the process of remodeling so Im poor and tired most of the time. I have two cats that are more demanding than any man I've ever dated, and I plan on getting a dog as soon as I can afford to fix the fence in my back yard. I'm probably the most liberal person you know, but I am not a democrat (nor any particular party for that matter... a real independant). I volunteer for Seattle's HRC, Hempfest, and the Special Olympics, and in January I am hoping to go back to school to complete a speech-language pathology certificate. In other words, my already limited free time is about to get squeezed down to a trickle.
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My Interests


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adopt your own virtual pet!Tattoo's, the Jet City Roller Girls, live music (punk, jazz, rockabilly, "rock" if it's good... which it rarely is), burlesque, Adoption, the Rat City Roller Girls, All Roller Derby, poker, The Aquarium, the UW campus in the spring, live plays, sex, books, independant films, darts, hiking, camping, The Zoo, special needs children, The SAM, thunder storms, Bettie Page, alcohol... I could go on and on.
My pirate name is: Mad Mary Roberts Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. Tiara --
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Fetish oriented

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Meloni, those guys from Murderball, The double amputee who climbed Mt. Everest, Roller Derby Gals from around the world, Amina Munster... uh... that's it.Oh, how could I forget! Drew Barrymore and Gina Gershon, life long celeb crushes!
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Music is my life, although I admit I don't listen to the radio anymore. The truth is the best music isn't on there. It's just the same recycled crap that's always been "popular." Generally I listen to old swing/rock/soul from the 50's & 60's (some of my favorite songs are from as early as the 20's), punk from the 70's & 80's, and current rockabilly/psychobilly. I'm on a Percy Sledge kick right now, and I also just bought the new Sarah McLaughlin. Lucky for me, my iPod has room for 4000 songs... (plus TV shows, movies, podcasts...)Because I don't actively seek out new music, I depend on my friends to share what they like so I can learn more. Show me yours and I'll show you mine...

Movies:

Oh... so many!!!Office Space, Running on Empty, The Sweetest Thing, Whale Rider, Ghost World, Secretary, Empire of the Sun, the Dark Chrystal, the Last Unicorn, Boondock Saints, Crash, Shaun of the Dead, The Others, the Usual Suspects, Amelie, Full Metal Jacket, Reservoir Dogs, United States of Leland, the Crow, Saved, Memento, American Hstory X, Fight Club, Swing Kids, Murderball, 28 Days Later, Tank Girl, Dangerous Lives Of Altarboys, All the Little Animals, Bubba Ho-Tep, Stand By Me, Night of the Living Dead (80's version), From Hell, Labrynth, Heathers, Pride and Prejudice (BBC version), Pump Up The Volume, the Pianist, And The Band Played On, Pretty In Pink, and a whole bunch of others that my fingers won't stand to type. Ask me...My life is rated NC-17!

Your life is rated NC-17!

What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)

Television:

CSI, Law & Order SVU, and most things on A&E and the Discovery Channel. That's about it.

Books:

I've been reading since I was three, novels since five. I almost failed HS chemistry because I couldn't put down a book. My favorite authors are Stephen King, James Patterson, Dean Koontz, and Kurt Vonnegut. I love gothic horror, classics by Jane Austin and the like, history, political books, ok... just about everything.

Heroes:

Anyone brave enough to try to reach their goals in life, age and disability be damned!

My Blog

A song just came on

that reminded me of my Elijah. So I'm singing it, and you should too. (Didn't know there were so many lines... and did you know it was Written by former Louisiana State Governor Jimmie Davis and Charl...
Posted by June on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

Derby Girls do it with SKATES on!

No heavy depressing blog-azm today, just wanted to talk things derby related lately. A couple of days ago Rat City beat Texas to win the 2007 Dust Devil Regional Championnships, making them #1 going i...
Posted by June on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:35:00 PST

I don't really believe in this stuff...

But it actually fits right now.Today's horoscope for Aquarius:Even if it feels like intense feelings are taking over your life, you still will be able to keep them under control. Social situations may...
Posted by June on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

Memories

Most of you know that I've been thinking about adoption a lot lately. Coincidentally, I think my bosses have been thinking about this too. Lisa brought home a book from the library called "Outsiders W...
Posted by June on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

From the mouths of babes...

"Daddy's a man cause he can say Fuck!"Gotta love a three year old's logic :)
Posted by June on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST

What I want for 2007

(aka "resolutions")I want...to see more of my cityto slow danceto fly a kite at Gasworksto relax moreto skate often and hardto enjoy my own companyto see Elijah make it through one more yearto smile m...
Posted by June on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

Wiccan Yule

Thanks to Becca for this Wiccan Lawsuit's Goal: Acceptance By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Filed at 7:06 a.m. ET BARNEVELD, Wis. (AP) -- With an estimated 400,000 members nationwide, and a high-profile fig...
Posted by June on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

Seriously!

It's just NOT right that I can see my own breath in my bedroom. I really need some money to fix this place before I freeze to death.   That's all, I'm going to go bury myself beneath the fiv...
Posted by June on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST

I stole this joke from Sophie (the adult, not the kid...)

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Nothing is wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescen...
Posted by June on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST

Worst Bus trip EVER

An hour standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus. 25 degrees if you factor in wind chill. A call to metro: "The bus hasn't been cancelled, but I cannot give you an ETA." Finally the bus arrives. F...
Posted by June on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST