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Name: Pia Mess **Sign: Cramps**Likes: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain**Dislikes: Foods touching********Born in Honolulu, Hawaii, this little " Hawaiian Honey" spent the early years pounding Poi on her father's Taro farm. But, as she grew older, Pia craved bodily contact rather than destroying a root for fun.Spurred on by her mother, Ima Mess, she took up soccer so that she could actually have contact with a human. But sadly, this did not satisfy her urge to really take someone out seriously since she would always get Red carded.Her father, Ura Mess, suggested Rugby, but the guys were to afraid to let her on the team. Her brother, Whata Mess, had contacts in the NFL, but at this writing,there are not to many women playing professional football. The word got around town. Pia got a call from the Sockit Wenches of the Rat City Roller Girls who were looking for a "Mighty Mite" that could put the hurt on sombody and bounce an opponent off the wall like she did with the ball while playing indoor soccer. So, be warned, Pia Mess is tough and dangerous no matter what time of month it is!!!