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Photos by Zzcoyote, RJB Photo, Type2BPhoto, ntisocl, mobeter 3 and Beatnikside
The SOCKiT WENCHES Of The RAT CITY ROLLERGIRLS - 2008 Season 4 -

LOVE IS A SOCKIT WENCH!
Call on these vintage hot rod mechanics to get that engine of yours purring! varooom! These tough, rock 'um - sock 'um, roller derby gals have come together to steal hearts, burn rubber and leave the other teams in the dust! Keep an eye on your rearview mirror...the Sockit Wenches are gonna SOCK-iT TO YA!


FUND RAISING:
Our 2008 "Year of the Wench" Pin-up Calendar is hot off the press and features 13 months of beautiful ladies. There's a Wench for every season!
Order one now by visiting the Rat City Rollergirl's merch page HERE !
Many thanks for your support on this!
You can also help us out by purchasing our merch at the bouts, or at our TEAM EVENTS , or purchase our team MERCH ONLINE .
SPONSORS:
The Sockit Wenches would like to thank all of our sponsors and our newest sponsor, Entellium ! If you are interested in sponsoring the Wenches, Email Us and write "SW Sponsorship" in the subject line.
2007 LEAGUE VICTORIES:
    Saturday, July 28, 2007 (in Seattle, WA)
    Until this game, the Derby Liberation Front was undefeated in Season Three. But in a major upset at the semi-finals bout, the 2006 Season Champion Sockit Wenches broke that streak, securing their spot to defend their Championship title.
    Championship bout match up on August 18, 2007:
    Grave Danger vs. Sockit Wenches
    Grudge Match: Thottle Rockets vs. Derby Liberation Front
2007 INTER-LEAGUE VICTORIES:
    Sunday, July 15, 2007 (in Atlanta, GA)
    The Sockit Wenches took no prisoners when they stormed down South to take on the best that the Atlanta Rollergirls had to offer. Determined to earn a win with their first game on the road, the Wenches refused to give up, or to give in to the Atlanta All Star Team. Even though they were dazzled by both the skill and hospitality of their southern derby sisters, the Wenches poured it on and won this game 100 - 94! Yet another all-star team beaten by the Rat City Rollergirls in the blue and orange uniforms.
    Saturday, March 31, 2007 (in Seattle, WA)
    The interleague action of Season Three's Bout Two featured a fierce fight between the Sockit Wenches and Albuquerque New Mexico's Duke City Derby all star team, Muñecas Muertas . Duke City put up a valiant fight, keeping the game oh-so-close, but, in the end, the Sockit Wenches prevailed. Rat City had a blast hosting the amazing athletes of Albuquerque and hope to have them back again soon!
SOCKiT WENCHES - 2006 SEASON 2 CHAMPIONS!
ABOUT US:
Your 2008 Sockit Wenches
Photo by Inti St. Clair
The Sockit Wenches are:
Back (left to right):
X-Khan No. 18 & Life
Moe YaDown No. 14 (Co-Captain)
Sassy Chassis No. 29
Sister Piston No. 42
Rebel Belle No. 7-11
Holley KnockHers No. 4 Barrell
3rd Row (left to right):
Maude Elletee No. 20
Shovey Chase No. -30-
Clobberin' Mame No. 440 BigBlock
Dixie Dragstrip No. 454
Anya Heels No. 6 Shooter
Raven Mad
Miss Fortune No. 99 (Captain)
2nd Row (left to right):
Sugar n' CreamHer No. 1 Lump or 2?
Jo Jo Stilletto No. 26 (Now Alumna)
Juliet Bravo No. 76
Wile E. Peyote No. 21g
Coach Papa Woody
Front (left to right):
Coach David AxleHoff
Cooter the Grease Monkey
Not Pictured:
Drew Blood No. 7 pints
Arsenio Brawl No. cb550 (Pics and bio coming soon!)
Lulu , and Scooter - our Managers
Past Skaters
Jackie Hammer No. 66 BLOWS PER MINUTE (Alumna)
Bonnie Collide No. 32 (Alumna)
Rae's Hell No. 69 (Alumna)
Pia Mess No. 24/7 (Retired)
Electric Fanny No. 1.21 (Retired)
Veronica Vicious No. 75 (Retired)
Robin YoLife No. 22 (Retired)
Ruby Red No. R100/7 (Alumna)
Molly D. Molish No. 187 (Retired)
The Hot Flash No. 40 Something (Retired)
2007 Season Team Photo
Photo by Jules Doyle
2006 Season Team Photo
Photo by Rob Butler
Hair/Makeup by Derby Salon
Hugs 'n Slugs ♥,
Your Wenches

My Interests

grand larsony, alibis, trafficking, offenses against morality, parole, provocation, manslaughter, recklessness and willful blindness, recidivism, self-defense

We LOVE our 2007 Season SPONSORS:

CCS Printing


Derby Salon

Entellium

Highway 99 Blues Club

Lottie's Lounge

Northwest Classic Chevy Club

Rad Dyke Plumber


Red Rose Chiropractic Center

RenFitness


RJB Photo

Seattle Fitness

Skylark Cafe & Club

I'd like to meet:

You!

Movies:

Kansas City Bomber, The Fireball, Demon of the Derby, Unholy Rollers, Solarbabies, Roll Bounce, Roller Boogie, Xanadu, Rollerball

Books:

Roller Derby Mania, Roller Derby To Rollerjam - The Authorized Story of an Unauthorized Sport, Roller Derby For Dummies