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TuffNerd Productions

I videotaped my own birth.

About Me

Teaser Trailer For Rollercon - The Movie. Available now @ defining.com
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I am currently the semi-pro official video geek for the Charm City Rollergirls roller derby league and their WFTDA travel team the Mobtown Maulers, The official videographer for Baltimore Fashion Week and Gutter Magazine, the Remix Renegades DJ collective, Telesma, Jason Dove, and various other folks. I specialize in the unusual, with a flair for the comical and am happy to talk to you about any project ideas, commercial ventures, or crazy stuff going on that needs to be documented. The brainchild of an "artist" raised on 70's and 80's television, B movies of all kinds, and art house films, TuffNerd Productions is a constantly evolving entity whose main purposes are to amuse, inform, provoke, inspire, and occasionally confound and stupefy. Dedicated to providing "Hi- Kwality" (not to be confused with "high quality") entertainment or double your no money back, if any of our productions seem a bit off or even somewhat awful, it is because they are intentionally so and it is recommended that you view the offending media at least 50 times to understand the enigmatically multi-layered hidden deeper spiritual meanings within.

My Interests

Music, dance, derby, art, unexpected happenings.

I'd like to meet:

MyGen Profile GeneratorAnyone needing video. You might even need it and not know it. Do you have a business? A special event? A band? TuffNerd Productions is available for the video recording of almost anything, including but by no means limited to parties, rock shows, club DJs, vaudeville/burlesque acts, live entertainment of any (legal) kind, small business promotional video, midget wrestling, same sex marriages and supernatural phenomena. Phenominae? We have Night Vision technology, nerves of steel, extra batteries, and an odd sense of humour. You effin' love it! We can shoot and edit video with multiple camera angles, sync audio and video (perfect for bands that are doing a recording off the board), Provide a copy-ready master DVD, duplicate DVDs, Design print-ready CD/DVD covers, flier art, animated .gifs for MySpace invitations/postings, as well as compress, encode, and upload video to popular sites such as Google Video and YouTube. In addition, I can transfer most tape formats (8mm, Hi8, mini DV and regular VHS) to DVD, edit, add menus, label, etc.

Music:

You need your band taped.

Movies:

You have lots of money and want to buy me new gear and make a kick ass movie. You really do. Now.

Television:

Let's do a TV show! Check out this video: Charm City Rollergirls Ad

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Books:

Sci Fi, Horror, Humorous autobiogriaphy

Heroes:

Come on out! I'm producing a derby segment for SEN Baltimore Magazine's podcasts and show on Comcast On Demand, so you might be on the TeeVee Box if you get lucky! So wear clean underwear.

My Blog

Gutter is out!

A bit late, but totally worth the wait!As you all are probably tired of hearing, I was the official videographer for the first annual Baltimore Fashion Week, at the behest of a fellow up and coming Me...
Posted by TuffNerd Productions on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:08:00 PST

Recent Flier Art

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Posted by TuffNerd Productions on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:05:00 PST

Baltimore Zombie Walk Videos!

This is my mini Zombie movie, recorded at the Baltimore Zombie Walk '07 in Fells Point. Synced to Prodigy's original version of "Voodoo People", I had fun with manipulating the black and white, high c...
Posted by TuffNerd Productions on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:27:00 PST

Lots More Videos!

I post first to Google Video, because I can upload the highest quality videos with no file size limit. So check my blog for a larger variety and the newest postings!Pain of Being Dead DVD Preview! Fea...
Posted by TuffNerd Productions on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

CD Covers, Fliers, Random Art!

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Posted by TuffNerd Productions on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:21:00 PST