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Kat-O-Nine Tales

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About Me

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follow thehipgoddess at http://twitter.comThere once was a girl from Utah with big dreams of being a famous writer who moved from her small town in Northeast Utah to New Jersey. A year at the Jersey shore, fooling around with lots of bad boys and many underage drunken nights later, meant only one thing: she had to move. So move she did. To Maryland.
She worked as a live-in nanny for two years for two children she loved whose parents she secretly despised. Then she married the wrong man at a woefully young age. The groom was a closeted guy who took ten long years to be discovered by the girl. The girl was then crushed, but ready to be free again.
So the girl divorced the man and took one of her cats and settled into a happy life of a socialite, raconteur and gadabout. She blissfully burned bridges while she drank, drank, drank and partied, partied, partied it up. She met more wrong boys, one kind of right one and then lots more wrong ones. But she was having a good time.
Recently, the girl became a woman. She took a job for its security but also for its mindlessness. The woman began writing for publication and taking herself seriously, but not so seriously that no one liked her. She found that people liked her better as a full-grown woman who'd lived the life of a depressed housewife-turned-party girl-turned-imaginative-woman.
And the woman is happy. She is sad about some things sometimes, but mostly happy. Happy that she is in charge of her own life. Happier still that she does whatever she pleases anytime she pleases. Happiest that the future is still unwritten and she can still make mistakes.
The end?
No way!
PS--She still believes in the love of her life. Always.

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MyHeritage : Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity

My Interests



Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild
Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss.
You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride.
You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble!

How Hot Are Your Kisses?

Art, movies, music, fine dining, not-so-fine dining, driving to the beach for no reason except it's there, daytripping, nighttrippin', traintrippin', red wine, good coffee, books but mostly magazines like the New Yorker and Utne.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:



MyHeritage : Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - Morph
A boy who won't break my heart. No man is worth crying over and the ones who are would never make you cry.

A warning to all men who wanna love me...Miss Monroe sums it up best. A note from me: I am worth putting up with!

"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world."
--Oscar Wilde

- Get Your Own
Michelle and Me at the Ottobar. A good friend who is worth her weight in gold!

Freaks, geeks, chics, spazzes, hipsters, dirty rocker boys, fashionistas, animal lovers, people who love me/hate me (I love it when it's simultaneous!), skaterboarders, derby girls, derby dudes, people who want to give me money, people who like to give me free drinks, people who need people are the loveliest people in the world!

Music:

Love great American music? You'll love Cameron McGill. This video, Lose Americans, cuts to the core.

Cameron McGill Lose Americans from Antoine Wagner on Vimeo .

Interpol, The Secret Machines, Bettie Serveert, The Oranges Band, Rachael Yamagata, Squaaks, Pianowire, Cary Brothers, Wilco, Jay Bennett, Radiohead, Muse, Fujiya & Miyagi, Jukebox The Ghost, J Roddy Walston and The Business, Justice, The Jennifers, Elvis Costello, Django Reinhardt, Rhett Miller, Elliott Smith, Death Cab for Cutie, Pepper's Ghost, Matthew Ryan, Ryan Adams, The Decemberists, The Stills, The Thrills, The Kills, Two If By Sea, Avec, Klaxxons, Mumm-Ra, Liz Phair, Elise Major, Paul Westerberg, Lucinda Williams, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Snow Patrol, Keren Ann, Garbage, The Eels, Guided By Voices, Train Go Sorry, Joy Division, David Gray, Badly Drawn Boy, Beck, Moby, Aimee Mann, Pernice Brothers, Ari Heist, Mike Doughty, Tracy Bonham, Mark Broussard, The Beatles, We.Yes.You.No, Sigur Ros, The Damnwells, Kaiser Chiefs, The Clash, Brian Setzer, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, Blue Merle, Fiona Apple, The NURBS, The White Stripes, Radio 4, We Are Scientists, Buddy Holly, Kool and The Gang, George Clinton, Michael Penn, James Blunt, Camper Van Beethoven, Blur, The Verve, Edith Piaf, Laura Nyro, The The, David Bowie, Oasis, Spoon, Gillian Welch, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Nick Lowe, U2, Social Distortion, Lyle Lovett, T Rex, The Velvet Underground, My Morning Jacket, Coldplay, Aqualung, Baby Aspirin, Over The Rhine, Gary B. and the Notions, Nina Simone, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, The Gershwins, The Payola Reserve, Tim Kaye, The Raveonettes, The Dixie Chicks, Corinne Bailey Rae, Frank Zappa, Mary-Chapin Carpenter, Edith Piaf, The Cramps, My Life in the Thrill-Kill Cult, The Editors, John Coltrane, Jason Dove and the Magic Whip, Thrushes, Everybody Else, Dresden Dolls, Fishnet Stalkers, Jim Bianco, Josh Radin, Kate Havenik, Schulyer Fisk, Son Volt, Virgo Loves Cancer, Romania, Chuck Barry, Robbers On High Street, Ingrid Michaelson, Actress Hands, Kate York.

Movies:

My dear friend Rich made this amazing video of my favorite Thrushes song, "Aiden Quinn." I feel so lucky to have such a sweet and talented group of friends! Rich, you are amazing!
I worked on this film!!! Most of the clothes you see were found by yours truly!!! Corey was sweet and so was Keith Coogan. We razzed Coogan regularly with "The dishes are done, man!" and he never broke. Got to love guilty pleasures--don't watch this movie if you want quality. It's not Haim or Coogan's best work (or mine, for that matter--my ex-husband forced me to quit mid-filming!).
Groundhog Day, Sense and Sensibility, Wings of Desire, The End of the Affair, Talk to Her, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, All About My Mother, Crash, The Motorcycle Diaries, Cinema Paradiso, Amelie, Ponette, Ma Vie En Rose, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Pippie Longstockings, 12 Angry Men, Rock 'N Roll High School, This Is Spinal Tap, Rock Star, School of Rock, Almost Famous, High Fidelity, Walk The Line, Broken Flowers, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Ghost World, Topper, Stage Door, The Women, Alice Adams, The Philadelphia Story, Casablanca, Penny Serenade, La Dolce Vita, One of the Boys, A Passage to India, A Room with a View, Enchanted April, SLC Punk!, Gulag, The Shawshank Redemption, Truly/Madly/Deeply, The Shipping News, Far From Heaven, Rabbit-Proof Fence, He Loves Me/He Loves Me Not, Eat Drink Man Woman, El Mariachi, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, That Thing You Do!, Love, Liza, Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter then Spring Again.

Television:

Ace of Cakes (I love you Beaver Cake lady!), The Wire (with much love to former next-door neighbor, Dominic West), Project Runway, Top Chef, and Gossip Girl.

A tribute to my girl, Elena!!!

Books:

Candy Girl, The Leaf Storm, The God of Small Things, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Good Earth, Green Mansions, A Tale of Two Cities, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Idiot Girls Action-Adventure Club, The Diving Bell and The Butterfly, Mansfield Park, The Grapes of Wrath and A Burn-Out Case.

Fave Authors: Dorothy Parker, Eudora Welty, Raymond Carver, Graham Greene, Jane Austen, Annie Proulx, Willa Cather, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris and Laurie Notaro. I like books--what can I say? I read as many as I can.

Heroes:



My superhero kitty, Cassie!

My Blog

26 things I think about a lot

As a writer, I spend a lot of time living inside my head. It's not a lonely party-of-one kind of place; I keep good company with ideas, characters, memories, pet peeves, joys, secret sexual delights, ...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:12:00 PST

Take the silencer off the gun and make a noise when you shoot

All my life I've been told I'm loud. It's true that I've got a booming voice. It is what made me successful in plays in the third grade. When Miss Jay had to encourage the other girls to "speak up, w...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:28:00 PST

Let me smell yo dick

I can't believe I'm filing this blog under the category of "Romance and Relationships," but it was all they had that came close. But first, to illustrate my blog, you must see this video as a referenc...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

Bottle it up

It's taken me a long time in my life to realize that emotions are not like quarters you save for a rainy day. If you're feeling something that needs to be expressed, I strongly believe its better to s...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:38:00 PST

Hey buddy, Im a fat chick!

I kind of think this is how I'd look in feline form. What do you think? I love fat kitties!One of my favorite things about Saturday Night Live of yesteryear was Dennis Miller. I loved him even more wh...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:00:00 PST

You could make a killing

Yeah! April is more than half-over as of today. The taxes are done, man! (Nods to Coogan for that one). I spent most of my evening last night finding deductions from my writing life and cut my origin...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:52:00 PST

I spy with my big, blue-green-grey eyes...

..sleep by ~swan-of-never on deviantARTEver wonder what I do with my life when I'm not making out with rock stars, listening to the woes of my clients or writing this blog (and other writ...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:35:00 PST

Make mine a double, barkeep!

This is one of those blogs I’m writing when I should be doing other things. My life is impossibly complicated these days, mostly by things that should have been done a long time ago or by things...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

Catch me Im falling

Strawberries should be eaten in May, not April. But when a deal at the Giant promises a taste of spring for $2.99 a quart, I don’t question. I indulge. I bought a giant container of my favorite ...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:31:00 PST

Chocolate bars, babies, orgasms and sex with friends

Have you ever woke up from a dream blushing? My cheeks were burning this morning when I did! Of course, much of what I do remember from last night’s dreams was just crazy, but in a good, funny w...
Posted by Kat-O-Nine Tales on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:28:00 PST