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Theorn~

my eyes hurt....all the time!

About Me

I play guitar and am always looking for people to play with. I've been trying to put a band together for about 1,000 years. I have touring experience and can play most any style of music. If you need a fill in guy for touring, studio work or sound track music I'm your man. I also broker mortgages so Contact me if you are looking to buy or refinance any property.

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MyHeritage : Family tree - Genealogy - Celeb

My Interests

Writing music, playing shows, trying to figure out why shitty music gets props, wanting new guitars and amps, frowning, wanting to hate, wanting to love better, doing spin kicks off of stages while chugging muted chords, realizing that my arppegiated sweeps are clean enough for regular riffing, taking photos of the obvious sort, staring and thinking, drinking tea, sitting in parks, breaking sk8 and snoboards cause I am to big,contemplating death, realizing my own mortality eating cd's smashing records and mutilating mp3's. hugging people while I'm bugging people then bringing out the thug in people.

I'd like to meet:

You have been marked on my profile map!

make your own map at: www.modmyprofile.comMy friend Luc just told me that he saw a guy in dress slacks, no shirt, smoking a cigarette, talkking on a cell phone while playing tennis! I would love to meet that guy! I'd also like to meet THose willing and able to assist me in creating good music.NOW WHAT...and of course your mom. Moms can be cool people.

Music:


Acid BAth, Agents of Oblivion, Amsvartner, Anathema, Anthrax, Apocalyptica, Arsis, At The GAtes, Beethoven, Brahms, Bjork, Carcass, Carnal Forge, Cat Power, Cynic, Celestial Seasons, Cryptopsy, Daath, darkest Hour, DEadBoy and the Elephant men, Dimmu Borgir, Disfear, DJ DAra, DJ Plaid, DJ Krush,Gemma Hayes, Entombed, Exodus, God Forbid, GraveWorm, Hecate Enthroned, HUman Decline, In Flames,Into Eternity, Lamb of God(Burn the Priest), Leeway, Katatonia, Kid Koala, LAke Trout, Misery INdex, Napalm DEath, Neuraxis, Nightrage, Mr. Dead, Kool Kieth, Ninja Tunes, Out KAst, U2, THe CUre, The Cranberies, Plane, P.J. HArvey, Rain Paint, Slow Dive, SOilwork, Ulver, Vivaldi, Wu Tang Clan" "

Movies:

Funny ones, REalistic ones, ones that make people cry. Heavenly Creatures, Road Warrior, Saving Private Ryan, Conan, Amadeus, LOTR, Friday, office space, blah....blah

Television:

I Don't watch it.

Books:

Periodicals

Heroes:

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My Blog

Funny thing about a bulletin

I posted a bulletin that said "thanks assholes" and nothing else and I got over 50 replys from people apologizing about different things. I couldn't have predicted that would have happend for a gazill...
Posted by Theorn~ on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST

Don’t work in the service industry if you can’t deal....

.............with people. Below is bulletin from bartenders...I added my response to each point in parenthesis. This email is not directed toward any one specific. It's just sayin'ENJOY!Someone once p...
Posted by Theorn~ on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:36:00 PST

For all of the halfwits that keep asking why I haven’t moved yet....

           I am not moving from Hamden to Mt. Vernon. I am moving to another continent, another country another Hemisphere. The legal, shipping, air tr...
Posted by Theorn~ on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:48:00 PST

I did live in DC for a very short time.......rules of engagement!

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Posted by Theorn~ on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:33:00 PST

My Birthday is FRiday.....

I think I'm gonna celebrate at Dionysis. Hopefully this time more than 4 people will celebrate with me. SO do come out and help me feel old as hell.
Posted by Theorn~ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

I'm on tour for 3 more weeks.....

this is a link to the schedule of the tour that I am on for the next few weeks. shit is fun. metal and rock and roll every night! www.strongintention.com
Posted by Theorn~ on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:15:00 PST

After spending 6 hours shredding fingers, strings and nerves....

...in the fine company of my new bandmates, I finished what was the second practice session of the new band that Tom (No more Shittickets) and I put together. THings are moving along. We completed the...
Posted by Theorn~ on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:14:00 PST

it's 4:48 and even....

.....the cat is sleeping now. Can you say dead looking eyesockets?...I spoke to soon. Purr master has definately had the kittie equivalent of Sparks this evening.
Posted by Theorn~ on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST

It's 2:34 am.....

...and I  Have a jet black cat on my lap alternating between purring, screaming in my face, clawing the crap out of my leg and rubbing his head on the keyboard. I think that someth...
Posted by Theorn~ on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST

poor people are not human?

  Many of you have seen the Leprechaun news report online. It's a great thing imo. A community of people getting together and clowning around having a party. I read comments made about the news s...
Posted by Theorn~ on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:33:00 PST