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You are Michael Alig. You are king of the Club
Kids. You are the crack-smoking gay party
promoter with a penchant for hotpants, red
lipstick and Andy Worhol. You created some of
the wildest parties this country has ever seen.
You had it all.. fame, money,.. men. So what if
you helped kill your drug dealer, chopped off
his legs, sprinkled him with baking soda, and
humped the box you stuffed him in. You're still
pretty and you know it!
I AM ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH. (Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.)
Now please think before you speak I do not want you to validate my inherent mistrust of strangers. Incompetence and ineptitude reign free around here sometimes.
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80's, Alternative, Club, Hardcore, Techno, Swing, Opera/Classical, Reggae, Punk, Swing, Metal, Rockabilly, Psychabilly, Punkabilly....Poe, Annie Lennox, Joan Jett, Flogging Molly, Shakespeare Sister, The Cramps, Madball, Depeche Mode, Ministry, Frank Sinatra, The Supersuckers, Murphy's Law, Blondie, Erasure, Dead Can Dance, Skinny Puppy, Dido, Hole, Concrete Blonde, Slumlords, Die Warzu, Sarah M., Thrill Kill Kult, VNV Nation, Garbage, Rob Zombie, Agnostic Front, any old 80's hair metal band, Front 242, Cro-Mags, Cher, Jane's Addiction (the old crap), Book of Love, Bad Brains, Siouxie and the Banshees, Joy Divison, Bouncing Souls, No Doubt, Nitzer Ebb, Tori Amos, Sublime, Oliva Newton-John (yes you have a prob with that!?), Stabbing Westward, Sick of It All, Lords of Acid, And One, Reverend Horton Heat, Greenday, Nat King Cole, Sex Pistols, Danielle Dax, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes, Dropkick Murphys, Elvis, Godsmack, Bob Marley, The Clash, Babies with Rabies, 808 State, The Ramones, Motorhead, Billy Joel, Love & Rockets, Dean Martin, The Screws, Buffet, Sisters of Mercy, Tony Bennett, Deadend Boys, KMFDM, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, (of course I can't forget my djs...Paul Van Dyke, Danny T, Jonathan Peters, Junior V, Bad Boy Bill, Sandra Collins, Frankie Bones, Scribble, Eddie Baez, Oakenfold and my local boys John Anthony, Scott Henry, Leni K, LG, Shawn Q, Blake, Figment, Charles Feelgood, Amos, etc)...and the list goes on...
Grease, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Scarface, Pretty in Pink, Witches of Eastwick, Miss Congeniality, Breakfast Club, Underworld, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Time Bandits, Less Than Zero, True Romance, The Hunger, Heathers, Chocolat, Weird Science, Say Anything, Goonies, Blazing Saddles, The Freshman, Clue, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Flash Gordon, any old James Bond flick, The Matrix, Pump up the Volume, European Vacation, Lost Boys, The Holy Grail, Hocus Pocus, Scrooged, Pretty Woman, Mary Poppins, Leathal Weapon movies, The Crow, Rush Hour, Flashdance, Ocean's Eleven, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Analyze This (and That too), ChittyChitty Bang Bang, Fifth Element, the old Star Wars (not the new crapola), Big Trouble in Little China, Charlie's Angels, Taxi Driver, any Indiana Jones flick, Princess Bride, Swingers, Mall Rats, Dogma, Dumb and Dumber, Sixteen Candles, Coyote Ugly, Cruel Intentions, The Usual Suspects, Sleepless in Seattle, Xanadu, Bad Boys, The Bird Cage, Singles, The Golden Child, Friday, Blow, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Back to School, The Untouchables, Kill Bill Vol I. and II. ..
Girls Next Door, Heros, Studio 60, Pinks, Dirty Jobs, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, The Wire, Family Guy, Law and Order-Criminal Intent, Project Runway, How Do I Look?, South Park
Interview with a Vampire, Enchantments of the Heart, Kama Sutra, Tantric Sex, Story of My Life, anything by Shakespeare, Janet Evanovich books (only the Stephanie Plum novels), Sexual Astrology, any wine book I can get my hands on. Oh and I don't read much anymore cause my ADD kicks in and I wind up only reading a part of a book and never finishing so I pretty much gave up.
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my sis, my mom... WHEN THE DEVIL BLOCKS YOU, GOD FINDS A WAY OUT.