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Minnie Pearl Haggard

there were horses and a man on fire....and i killed a guy with a trident!

About Me


i'm a constant work in progress. i might kick your ass, but then i'll buy
you a beer. i love it loud. i'm really good at breaking stuff.
i'm interested in all those things over there under interests.
have a gander.
i moved around a bit growing up (texas, so. cal, connecticut, south
carolina...have been in NYC for the past 10 years or so) and not
surprisingly i LOVE to travel. if i haven't been there, i wanna go. if i
have, i probably want to go back. i believe most people are
inherently good, no one is anywhere close to perfect, and we're all
working hard on being the best people we can be. i think we're all
more or less the same like that.
i'm a goofball, fairly twisted, i talk way too much and have poor
volume control. i'm generally flexible, but am sometimes stubborn
as an ox. i believe the things you care about are worth working hard
for. i like sci-fi but i loooove horror. i love books. i like learning
stuff. i'm nerdy. i believe in not giving up. i believe in being kind.
i believe in making time to be creative. i believe in owning your
own behavior. i believe in doing the right thing, even when it's hard.
especially when it's hard. i don't always succeed at all those things,
but i DO always try hard, and I can live with that. ummm...what else. i
like british comedy. i'm darn spiffy. fun. fun is important. i like
the fun. and bacon.
i admit to being a bit judgemental towards judgemental people, if
that makes sense. i am of the opinion they should knock it off and
worry about themselves instead of running around pointing fingers
at other people. you know, like the prince buster song.
and i really like accordians. i like them a lot. i went to russia for
about a month once, and everyone could play the accordian. it was
superfly. i love ROLLER DERBY, SKA, PHOTOGRAPHY, SPOOKY THINGS
and THE YANKEES more than most other things. i can be bribed at
anytime with cupcakes with buttercream frosting.
i have an amazing and glorious beer gut. mmmm beeer.

My Interests



music, music and more music.
ROLLER DERBY.
photography.
horror flicks and comic books.
making messes.
breaking stuff. not on purpose usually, i just have a gift for breaking things.
FRED ASTAIRE.
sweet tea.
tasty vittles.
SKA!
things what are spooky. and alltogether ooky.
magnolia cupcakes...i loooooove cupcakes.
swing dancing badly.
music with horns.
the crackly sound old records make.
crushed red pepper on pizza.
good red wine.
things that are old.
burlesque.
sideshows.
texas.
freaks.
sewing.
battles between jean-luc picard and Q.
new orleans.
musty dusty bookstores.
old book smell.
VINCENT PRICE.
being extremely goofy extremely often.
finding old vegas in new vegas.
my crappy record player.
the old west.
coney island.
the yankees.
getting a seat on the subway.
sunshine.
laughing loud.
carousing.
being wrapped up in a soft fuzzy blanket with a good book when it's cold out.
grilled cheese and tomato soup on rainy days.
traveling to places i've never been.
re-visiting places i've been that i like.
VINCENT PRICE again, because he's worth mentioning twice.

i like good people with good minds most of all. there is something positive to be learned from anything that happens in life, good or bad. i think that's a gift that is a shame not to take advantage of.

Music:

i'm not much for the electonic dance wicky-wacky music, it causes a rash in my head. but um....here are some styles of music i quite fancy (there are WAY too many bands to list):

ska, old reggae & rocksteady, rockabilly, 50's and early 60's rock n' roll and soul, 80's cheese, things involving accordians, psychobilly, rockabilly, punk, metal, old country, selected gothy stuff, classical (concertos for cello in particular), be-bop, wacky cabaret type music that defies categorization, big band croony things, selected bits of that modern angsty folky kind of stuff.

Movies:

bloody, scary & spooky. movies that are old enough to be in black & white, or just barely in color. movies that make me laugh so hard i blow snot rockets. musicals rule. westerns, when the mood strikes.
and...

Television:



...and THE GOLDEN GIRLS/the sarah silverman program/DEXTER/ninja warrior/24/DOCUMENTARIES/horror/sci-fi/THE ADDAMS FAMILY/history/travel/Star Trek & TNG

Books:

I enjoy the books. All time favorite book is To Kill a Mockingbird.
I'm also an Anne Rice junkie. Always have been, always will be.

JUST FINISHED: Rollergirl: Totally Ture Tales From the Track, by Melissa "Melicious" Joulwan. GO BUY IT!!!
CURRENTLY READING: The Temple of My Familiar, by Alice Walker

Heroes:

My Mom, the incredible JoAnne Howle Neal.
She's the kindest, strongest, best person I've ever known.
And I miss her every day.

Other folks I admire:
Ann Calvello, Charles Addams, Cowboys, Farmers, Native Americans, Loretta Lynn, Vincent Price, Mae West, Harry Houdini, Bettie Page...and whoever was smart enough to take some hunks off a pig and turn it into bacon and BBQ. Every rollergirl who has the balls and dedication to be involved in such an AMAZING sport.
And my Dad, even though he's as ornery as a freshly branded longhorn at times. Which you know, I wouldn't know ANYthing about personally....nope.

My Blog

Why I love Roller Derby So. Short Version.

I get asked this a lot.  And for some strange reason, people don't seem to want to hear a 30 minute diatribe on all the reasons Roller Derby is the greatest thing ever and how amazing it is to be...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

Save Coney Island...PLEASE READ!

As many of you may know, we are very likely looking at the last summer of Coney Island as we know it.  It makes me want to cry every time I say it. Sigh.  BUT, we do have a chance to make a ...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:25:00 PST

HOLY CRAP!!! Yayyyyy!!!

So, Marliyn Manson has a new album coming out, which means a tour.  That made me plenty happy boy, lemme tell ya. But THEN I found out the most unbelievable thing.  So unbelivable, I had to ...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

this about sums it up

My friend Nancy has this quote on her page, and I found it so spot on I decided I wanted to share it too."I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, w...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

Brooklyn Babydoll photos - my first Pin-up Shoot!

One of the art directors I work with has been kind enough to give me some ongoing constructive criticism as I slowly push towards completing my portfolio, and he told me I needed to beef it up with so...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST

Levi's makes Eco-Jeans!

I was in dire need of a pair of jeans that are not falling apart, so I went out on my lunch hour today to find some.  While perusing at the Levi's store, I discovered they have a whole new Eco li...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:31:00 PST

3 months and 7 x-rays later...

my paw bone has been officially designated HEALED.  yay yay yay!  no more sitting around in the brooklyn spine and arthritis center for hours and hours!  no more collecting x-rays! ...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

2 more weeks...

until.....another x-ray!  woooo deeee hoooo!  (rolls eyes)okay, for real now, it can't be that much longer, can it?  i mean, my paw is working pretty well.  a tad weak, but really ...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:11:00 PST

Jesus Camp - watch this movie!

Holy Crap.  Seriously.  The horror industry ain't got nothin' on these folks.  Those poor, poor kids. It's like a little army of Malachai's in the making.  Shudder.  This furt...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST

for mom....

...because i herad this song this morning, and it made me think of her. ----------------------------you gave me flowersall wet with dewyou gave me flowersi'd like to give you something toovivid flower...
Posted by Nikki Sicks on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST