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Leahlove

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LIFE IS GOOD.

I may leave really long messages on your voice mail, but I still know when to shut-up.
Don't ask me questions when you really don't want to know the answers. "Do I look fat in this?" "Uh, yes."
Skinny dip in the Atlantic on a still-warm September day and report back to me. The ocean is my religion. I still love the boardwalk rides, funnel cakes, miniature golf, and the musty smell of the boards themselves. I WILL NEVER BE TOO OLD FOR SEASIDE HEIGHTS, SO STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE ME!

I'm goin' a bit gray--I should probably buy stock in Feria by L'oreal. I'm always in denial. About everything. I never seem to get enough sleep. I love a hot, very hot, very, very hot, toasted NYC poppy bagel dripping with butter. I love rain at the beach, cold days in the summer, hot days in the winter.

I love people who don't care but who absolutely give a shit.

TEACH RESPECT FOR THE EARTH AND ALL LIVING THINGS.

My Interests

For the love of dirt, if you're not watching or reading Talk Sex with Sue Johanson, you are MISSING OUT:

http://www.talksexwithsue.com/index2.html

I love "Top Chef" but I still can't pass up a good White Castle or McNugget * Would everyone please stop talking in the movie theaters? * Jeez. * I read pop culture mags before I fall asleep, watch NY1 when I wake up, and love to do both or neither with someone else.

SPENDING TIME WITH MY TWO NIECES AND TWO NEPHEWS IS BETTER THAN ANY ANTI-DEPRESSANT IN THE WORLD * Convince your own brother and/or sister to have kids and trust me on this one.


I'd like to meet:

I want to meet almost everyone.

However, how about a bit on who I would not like to meet:

RACISTS, BIGOTS and HYPOCRITES. You're not welcome here. Get educated, get smart, and maybe I won't think you the scourge of humanity.**

"Studies going back over 50 years have repeatedly arrived at the same conclusion -- racists have lower IQs than non-racists. So, which kind of racist are you: attracted to racism because you're unintelligent or unintelligent and by default a racist? The average IQ of a racist is less than the national average--generally, racists have two-digit IQs while normal people have three-digit IQs. This applies to non-denominational bigots, Nazi skinheads, American Nazis, the oxymoronic Aryan supremacists, Christian Identity fanatics, anti-semites, and other such social rejects."

This research was compiled by "Students Against Racism" and includes data from: Brown, F. (1932). "A sociopsychological analysis of race prejudice." Journal of Abnormal Psychology 27: 364-374.

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One of Emily Dickinson's BEST:

This Dust, and its Feature -
Accredited - Today -
Will in a second Future -
Cease to identify -

This Mind, and its measure -
A too minute Area
For its enlarged inspection's
Comparison - appear

This World, and its species
A too concluded show
For its absorbed Attention's
Remotest Scrutiny -


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Don't even get me started on Kathy Griffin. SHE IS GENIUS! On her "Suck it, Jesus" Emmy Speech and Senator Larry "not gay" Craig:

I was obsessed with early eighties SNL, but Andy Samberg is a flippin' genius: WTF???

Music:

ZAKK WYLDE IS A GOD: "You've got certain guys that just want to be famous and then you've got the real musicians that just love playing music. The ones who love playing music will always last, the pop stars that only care about being famous or getting a piece of ass always fall by the wayside." "You had better love the music.....because sometimes the music doesn't love you."

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Weezer, baby. This is good sh*t! Click above and select the URL to view on MTV.com, yo.

The first two albums I owned were KISS/Love Gun~featuring the Ace vocaled "SHOCK ME"~and Meatloaf/Bat Out of Hell (the original). You CANNOT just listen to wedding fave "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" and judge that first Meatloaf album, people (God Bless Phil Rizzuto, however).

I'm also infatuated with female musicians and female bands of all genres, from Vixen, the Puppini Sisters, Joan Jett, Emmylou Harris to Beth Ditto of Goxxip.

I dig all kinds of LIVE music, from my brother's grindcore band~SYSTEM TORTURE (check them out in my top friends)~to most Ozzfest bands, Patty Griffin, and the 1990's New Brunswick, NJ Underground sound. By the way, Buzzkill STILL rules! We thought NB would be the next Seattle after all, right Kimmie?

I LOVE almost all forms of metal including SOAD, Pantera~~RIP Dimebag~~old-school Metallica~~although St. Anger is cool. Don't let me forget SLIPKNOT. Guilty pleasure: Hair Bands. That, and I think I have a serious crush on Eddie Trunk, heavy metal historian extraordinaire.

I grew-up on 70's folk and soft rock, PLUS the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, and the Doors~~thanks, MOM; also 40's era stuff like Glenn Miller and the Mills Brothers~~thanks, DAD.

I love modern folk including Tori Amos~~I'd consider her a bit of punk as well. Also, Damien Rice, Cat Power and more traditional folk like Joan Baez and Harry Chapin. Just discovered some emo stuff like Wilco and Death Cab for Cutie. Good LORD how effing good is that song, "I'll Follow You Into the Dark"? I laugh. I cry. I make it a part of me. It's brilliant.

I can't seem to change the terrestrial radio dial when "Waiting for a Girl Like You" is on. Ditto for "Come Sail Away" * "Thunder Road" * "Take It On The Run" * "I Hate Myself For Loving You" * "Rock Lobster" (very rare to hear that one) * "Baba O'Riley" * "Wrapped Around Your Finger" * "Riders on the Storm" * "I've Been Loving You Too Long" * "Sympathy for the Devil" or any Mamas and the Papas.

Am I a child of the eighties, or what? GTR, babies! "When the Heart Rules the Mind: Seasons will change/ You must move on/ Follow your dream":

Movies:

Early Soderbergh: sex, lies and videotape was my first-ever favorite adult movie. The first R rated films I saw in the theater~thanks to older friends~were Flashdance and Purple Rain...and I still love them. Grease is in there somewhere, as well as Jaws~Robert Shaw RULES! More recently, No Country For Old Men * JUNO * Brokeback Mountain * Napoleon Dynamite * Little Miss Sunshine * LOVED Cloverfield~ OPEN YOUR MIND, PEOPLE! (Blair Witch Project was brilliant during its time, too). Old school Hong Kong and Italian cinema, mofos ~~ American cinema ripped both of them off. * I'm not big on most modern comedies, but I LOVE old school cheese: Summer Rental (God BLESS John Candy) * MEATBALLS (Bill Murray at his post-SNL, goofy best). Of course, anything teen-oriented like Last American Virgin * Sixteen Candles * Pretty in Pink * The Breakfast Club. Dramas like Out of Africa (Robert Redford. Oh Robert Redford) * Fight Club * Godfather I&II * Lost in Translation * The Constant Gardener * The Crow * Almost Famous (what happened, oh sweet Kate Hudson? Why'd ya make crap from there on out?). Oh my, "The Brady Bunch Movie" makes me laugh out loud. Every time.

Click below for an excerpt from sex, lies and videotape. . . . . . ."ONE KEY", BABY:

Television:

WKRP in Cinncinati. OH YEAH! Watch and wait for the payoff.

Best Line Ever Uttered in a TV Sitcom!!
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Nothing beats the Davey Jones episode of "The Brady Bunch". NOTHING!!!!!! But in addition to that: Late Night with Conan O'Brien * Boston Legal Kicks ASS! * 30 Rock * Law and Order: SVU (Chris Meloni is a hottie and I NEVER use the word hottie) * Top Chef * My Life on the D List * Lost * CSI Miami ** ("So the question becomes, Alexx, was the mob sent to draw us to the murder [long, long pause]. . .or to distract us from it? ~~ Cue "Roger Daltry, please: YEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) * Survivor * American Idol (Yes! Guilty pleasure!) * House * anything Flava Flav produces on VH1~~God help me, if there's a hell, I'm goin' in a handbasket * Man, I love Bret Michael's Rock of Love~~Help, really. Help!!!! * RERUNS OF The Golden Girls * Three's Company * Sex and the City * Friends * Mash~~Alan Alda IS God.

"HORATIO!" "H!" Whatever you call yourself, I want to lick your sweet, red-haired booty:

Books:

Staten Island Author and Pulitzer Prize winner Paul Zindel * almost anything by e.e. cummings * Emily Dickinson's Complete Works * Frank and Malachy McCourt * Octavia E. Butler * Leaves of Grass * On the Road * Confederacy of Dunces * Life of Pi * Tender is the Night * The Light of Falling Stars * Douglas Coupland * Anita Shreve * Rick Moody * Chuck Palahniuk * Mama Gena * anything written, created, filmed, or doodled by Tristan Taormino.

Heroes:

Mom & Dad * George Harrison * Tristan Taormino * Sue Johanson (Talk Sex) * James Spader * Zakk Wylde * Carnie Wilson * Kathy Griffin * Cass Elliot * Regina Thomashauer * Betty Friedan * Coretta Scott King * James Hetfield * Harry Chapin * Camryn Manheim * Peter Benchley (this guy, the author of Jaws, became a shark activist after his book influenced the senseless killings of thousands of sharks) * David Fincher * Patty Griffin * Pauline Kael * Joan Didion * Beth Ditto. Don't even get me started on big girls.

ALSO, anybody who's in Roller Derby like my friend, Holly (see her in my top friends as the beautiful Minnie Pearl Haggard!)

My Blog

Feminism is. . .

'I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.' -- Rebecca West
Posted by Leahlove on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:27:00 PST

Blazing a trail of trampy benevolence. -- VC 2008

[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. ~ Pat Robert...
Posted by Leahlove on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:36:00 PST

All Hail the King

All hail the King: 'Put yourself in a state of mind where you say to yourself, 'Here is an opportunity for me to celebrate like never before, my own power, my own ability to get myself to do whatever ...
Posted by Leahlove on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:52:00 PST

"If God did not exist, mankind would have to invent him." --Voltaire

"God for you is where you sweep away all the mysteries of the world, all the challenges to our intelligence. You simply turn your mind off and say God did it." -- Carl Sagan (1934-1996)...
Posted by Leahlove on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:43:00 PST

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Everyone deserves love and romance, not to mention satisfaction:Click here to view and order.My goal is to reach $200,000 career sales before I give it up! I'm @ $145,000 or so. Yeah, baby!...
Posted by Leahlove on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:39:00 PST

STILL COLLECTING FOR THOMAS MONAHAN FUND

Thomas Monahan Fund 64 Princewood Avenue Staten Island, NY 10309 (for more info call: 646-300-5596) This child, my former neighbor's only son, died on Monday, 12/17/07, as a result of a fire tha...
Posted by Leahlove on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:32:00 PST

Word.

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein
Posted by Leahlove on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:56:00 PST

They actually research this stuff. . .

** Ladies are more likely than guys to dream about others having orgasms. None of the men in a recent University of Montreal study on sex dreams reported a partner climaxing, while 4% of women did.** ...
Posted by Leahlove on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:14:00 PST

Upon my death. . .not that it’s coming anytime soon. . .

Someone, please make sure that upon my death I'm not found with just me, my very fat cat, and with only Meerkat Manor and porn on my TIVO/DVR. Also, please make sure that my mother does...
Posted by Leahlove on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:05:00 PST

As Cool as I Am (by Dar Williams)

Holy Shit. This chick's lyrics are pure poetry. Wicked. Wicked memories.As Cool as I Amby Dar WillamsYea, there was a time I didnt like the love, I liked the climbers,I was no sister then, I was runni...
Posted by Leahlove on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:21:00 PST