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About Me

GOTHAM GIRLS ROLLER DERBY - NYC's first and only fast skatin', butt kickin', skirt flirtin', hard smackin' all-female roller derby league!
BRONX VS. BROOKLYN! Saturday, June 7th, 2008 at Hunter College
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THE GOTHAM GIRLS ARE:
The Brooklyn Bombshells
Hela Skelter - Co-captain
Sassy Hipsaw - Co-captain
Aunti Christ
Ani Dispanco
Barbara Ambush
Chassis Crass
Hard Anya
Hela Skelter
Li'l Red Terror
Papierschnitt (NEW!)
Speedy Sedgwick
Raggedy Animal
The Bronx Gridlock
Kandy Kakes - Captain
Beyonslay - Ass. Captain
Beatrix Slaughter
Bonnie Thunders
Brigitte Barhot
Daizy Chainz
Ginger Snap
Lemony Kickit
Luna Impact
Murder City Mandy
She Raw
Speed McQueen
Dainty Inferno (NEW!)

The Manhattan Mayhem
Sweet Sherry Pie - Captain
Surly Temple - Ass. Captain
Em Dash (NEW!)
Fisti Cuffs
GoGo BaiBai
Lucille Ballistic (NEW!)
Marlene Speedtrich
Megahurtz (NEW!)
Miss American Thighs (NEW!)
Polly Gone (NEW!)
Straight Razor (NEW!)
The Queens of Pain
Suzy Hotrod - Captain
Cheap Skate - Co-captain
Ana Bollocks
Bluebonnet Plague
Dinah Party (NEW!)
Donna Matrix
Greta Turbo
Haulin' Cass (NEW!)
Hyper Lynx
Scarlett Rage
Stevie Kicks
Uzi Sioux

My Interests

Scars, bruises, things that go fast, concealed weapons, kicking ass, taking names

I'd like to meet:

Roughnecks, hell-raisers, hooligans, speed freaks, greasers, pin-up girls, sailor boys, and anyone else out for a plain old good time.

Music:

Lady Unluck, Guns on High Street, Aero Wave

Movies:

The Warriors, Demon of the Derby, Xanadu, Rollerball, Kansas City Bomber, Unholy Rollers, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!

Books:

Roller Derby to Rollerjam: The Authorized Story of an Unauthorized Sport

My Blog

Queens defeats Manhatan: 152-71

More info coming soon - we're all recovering from the bout...and the afterparty!
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:41:00 PST

miss the season opening double header?

The Gotham Girls kicked off the bouting season on April 19th stomping their competition in an All-Star doubleheader. In a 30 minute expo mini bout, the Wall St. Traitors, GGRD's brand new "All-Boro" t...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:44:00 PST

Season Opening Double Header - 4/19

Season Opener Double-Header Tickets on Sale Now! On April 19th, Gotham Girls Roller Derby will kick off its fourth season of hard-hitting, all-female Roller Derby action at the Schwartz Athletic Ce...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST

Derby-Taunt 08!

Join us for our annual "fresh meat" induction ceremony where GGRD will christen 12 new skaters (aka "Fresh Meat") with their official derby names, and you’ll witness the shock and awe when th...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:50:00 PST

Bronx tees on sale!

Ride in style with the 2007 Gotham Girls champs for only 10 bucks! These tees are moving fast, just like your favorite cabbies, so get yours now! www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com ...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:56:00 PST

JEERLEADERS WANTED!

Wanna be a part of the Gotham Girls Roller Derby?The GGRD Jeerleaders are recruiting for the 2008 season.We are looking for females at least 21 years of age who LOVE roller derbyand want to show it.If...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:12:00 PST

20% off GGRD Merch THIS WEEK ONLY!

SEASONS BEATINGS! Get 20% off GGRD merch - this week only! Stock up and represent, babies! Wishing you a merry jingle jingle, ho ho ho and all that good stuff! - Your Gotham Girls...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:59:00 PST

Bronx wins ’07 Championship Trophy

(writeup by Hambone for Derby News Network)The Bronx Gridlock ascended to the Gotham Girls Roller Derby pinnacle in front of a raucous sold-out crowd at CCNY's Nat Holman Gymnasium, defeating the two-...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:31:00 PST

Bout Recap: Brooklyn vs. LIRR

(as written by Hambone)yay brooklyn, winners! (109-34) yay manhattan, winners! (111-20) this is my description of Brooklyn vs LIRR. I was reffing Manhattan vs NJDD so I was a bit too busy to writ...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:35:00 PST

Bout Recap: Mayhem vs. Hellrazors

New Jersey Dirty Dames 20 @ (*5) GGRD Manhattan Mayhem 111 By Jonathan "Flying Squirrel" R In the second bout of the Double (Be)Header, the visiting New Jersey Dirty Dames Hubcity Hellrazors (...
Posted by Gotham Girls Roller Derby on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:34:00 PST