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Chic

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About Me

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you/ I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you...
I am a member of New York City's Gender Offenders. Over the last year, we have created and performed several shows to sold-out audiences! They include:
Jingle Balls and Mistle-Ho's
Crimes of Passion: A Valentine's Day Mascara
Brides Gone Wild
Christmas in Iraq
You may have also seen us in Cadman Plaza where we hosted Marriage Equality New York's The Wedding March rally. We also marched with MENY in the Heritage of Pride Parade, held a special pride performance called Pride Festivus at the D-Lounge, performed at Queens Pride, and were guest performers at Sweet Paprika and The Snake Oil Show.
For more information on Gender Offenders, please visit our website at www.genderoffenders.com. You can also find "Gender Offenders" on Youtube!
Our next show, PORN IN THE USA: RED, WHITE AND BOOBS , is coming in May 2008! Check out my calendar for details!
I am also the host of The Snake Oil Show. It's a great variety show that happens throughout the year in different venues! Past performers have included: Seaman and Queerfunkel, Robert German, Josh Wolff, Maddy Wyatt, Paul Wyatt, Allison Castillo, Ophira Eisenberg, Greg Walloch, Kitt and Kaboodle and many more. Look for our next Snake Oil this June.
Right now, I am working on several projects with my longtime collaborator and friend, Sassy. Check out The Chic and Sassy Show on YouTube... just search for Chic and Sassy!
You can see me now playing a crazy nurse in Robert German's Open Wide video on Logo's The Click List. We are now at #1! To keep us there,be sure to vote for the video at: http://www.logoonline.com/shows/dyn/the_click_list/video_vot ing.jhtml

My Interests

Men, media and mayhem... not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS

Music:

Antony and the Johnsons, Yoko Ono, Hole, Patti Smith, David Bowie, Juliette and the Licks, The Clash, Ramones, Blondie, Pretenders, Amy Winehouse, Northern State, Portishead, Frank Zappa, Beastie Boys, Nouvelle Vague, M.I.A., The Dresden Dolls, The Flaming Lips, Royal Pink, Robert German, The Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, Sparks, Chavela Vargas, Lila Downs, Diamanda Galas, Mika, Sparks, Morrissey, Dolly Parton, Lauryn Hill, Billie Holiday... and so much more

Movies:

Do home movies count?

Television:



Sex and the City, Lost, Fat Actress, Comeback, Project Runway, Six Feet Under, America's Next Top Model, Top Chef, Ugly Betty...

Books:

Some of my favorites: The Bell Jar, Geek Love, Blindness, House on Mango Street, The Happy Hooker, She's Come Undone, Middlesex, Drown...

Heroes:



My Blog

Gender Offenders perform Saturday, March 22, 2008

Gender Offenders will be performing this Saturday at Albatross Bar in Astoria, Queens, NYC! In honor of Albatross’ 9th Anniversary, we are putting together a special performance for the neighbor...
Posted by Chic on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:58:00 PST

March Snake Oil announced

Mark your calendars! The Snake Oil Show is coming on March 29th! ...
Posted by Chic on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:11:00 PST

This Saturday: The Snake Oil Show and Sweet Paprika

This Saturday, February 9th, Sweet Paprika and The Snake Oil Show team up for double the pleasure, double the fun!  Join us at 9:30 at The Beechman Theatre for a night of comedy and song!  Y...
Posted by Chic on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:59:00 PST

Chic and Sassy get political and dirty!!

Just in case you haven't caught Chic and Sassy's latest YouTube videos, I'm posting them here for your viewing pleasure! The first is our Eclairs: Part Deux. It's eclair-gasmic! Watch Chic and Sassy g...
Posted by Chic on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:23:00 PST

The Snake Oil Show and Sweet Paprika: Falling in Love!

It's official!  The Snake Oil Show and Sweet Paprika are dating... and just in time for Valentine's Day!  Join us on February 9th @ 9:30pm for an evening of comedy and song!  The lineup...
Posted by Chic on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:01:00 PST

January update!

Hey all!  Just wanted to give you an update on what's going on with me right now! Chic and Sassy recently released their latest YouTube installment called Eclairs: Part Deux. Please check it out ...
Posted by Chic on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:40:00 PST