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About Me

Hey y'all! What's to say, really? I'm a little touch of Southern Decadence, smack dab in the middle of NYC.

From time to time I join my pals Sassy and Chic, performing as the troupe, Gender Offenders. Check us out here on myspace. Our first show, "Vitality", a benefit for the New York City Gay & Lesbian Anti-Violence Project was a huge success for the organization.

Our second venture, "Jingle Balls and Mistle-Ho's: A Christmas Spectacular", performed at The Duplex on December 9 was a smashing success, with a sold out house.

"Crimes of Passion: A Valentine's Day Massacre", performed at The D-Lounge, February 10, was a riot! Thanks so much to all of y'all who made it out.

"Brides Gone Wild!" in May/June was a hit, selling out at The Duplex Cabaret Theatre.

We finished off the 2007 year with "Christmas In Iraq", which played at Pieces Bar's Christopher Street Theatre to sold-out audiences. Thanks to all that have continued to support our work.

For the 2007 Holiday Season, I recorded and shot a video just for you all --- Candy Samples: Christmas Gift, which can be found on YouTube or right here! I hope y'all like it.

COMING AUGUST 3, 2008 ----New Show!

Check out my home on the World Wide Web: www.samplemycandy.com

Click on The Candy Mall for official Samples t-shirts and more!

And don't forget my podcast on iTunes...and it's free, y'all!
COMING MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND: Gender Offenders' NEW SHOW! Y'all, look at this video of me and my gals performing at Queens Pride, 2007 --- and in the rain!!! Professionale!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Houston Bernard, Trai La Trash, Deborah Gibson, Lynda Carter, Michael Stipe.

Folks with something to say...artists, writers, politicians, musicians. Y'all drop ol'Candy a line. NYC is full of so many artists and creative people. Let's hang out, have a beer and make some art. xoxo

My Blog

The Candy Show

Y'all, I've done it... The Candy Show debuts on iTunes. Check out Episode 1, where my stylist, Alan Parker and I talk about The Snake Oil Show, Debbie Gibson, political makeovers, The Marriage Equalit...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:09:00 GMT

www.samplemycandy.com

Hey Y'all! Well, I finally did it.  I've launced a lil website for myself: www.samplemycandy.com   Y'all let me know what you think.  Remember, the Valentine's show is just around the c...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:35:00 GMT

Crimes of Passion: A Valentine's Day Massacre!

Gender Offenders present Crimes of Passion: A Valentine's Day Massacre! directed by Brian MaschkaSaturday, February 10th @ 9PM D-Lounge101 E. 15th StreetUnion Square, New York, NY$10 + 2 drink minimu...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:30:00 GMT

New Year, New Candy

Hello Campers, Well, it's finally here -- 2007.  This was a holiday season that just seemed to sneak up on me.  I had barely recovered from my Thanksgiving food coma when suddenly, it's CHRI...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:18:00 GMT

Jingle Balls and Mistle-Ho's: A Christmas Spectacular!

Gender Offenders in association withAndrew Ronan present Jingle Balls and Mistle-Hos:A Christmas Spectacular!Directed by Brian Maschka Join Candy, Chic and Sassy for a holiday spectacular filled with...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:11:00 GMT

Stuffed Turkey / Ho Ho Ho

Y'all, I ate so much over the Thanksgiving holiday!  I need a vacation from the vacation... Mom came up from Atlanta and I locked her in the kitchen for several days to crank out my southern favo...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 00:39:00 GMT

Candy's Cookin'...

Hello All:Yes, it's true. I am no longer going to host Friday Night Karaoke at Albatross. I felt that after almost four years, it was time to move on. J-Ho will still be there, kicking it up so no nee...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:01:00 GMT

Candy's looking for a band...

Yes folks, I'm trying to get my act on the road!  Looking for a guitarist, piano/keyboardist and a drummer.  Got the bass player lined up.  Let's have some fun!!!!  Drop me a line ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:42:00 GMT

MSF Benefit & Date Auction II

Astoria, N.Y. - On August 19th, The Albatross Bar will hold the Second Annual Date Auction to benefit The Matthew Shepard Foundation. The event will take place at the Albatross Bar 36-19 24th Avenue @...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:46:00 GMT

Bless our little 'hood!

Folks, There's been a little problem in my neck of the woods for the past eight days.  Folks have been without power!  Some kind of craziness that Con Ed can't seem to explain or solve very ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:27:00 GMT