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Lolita Ford

Kiss Me Deadly

About Me


I am the head Jeerleader for the Gotham Girls Roller Derby. I am also captain of the Royal Pains Jeerleaders, the fiesty dominatrixes who jeer for the best team of all, The Queens Of Pain!I am married to the most wonderful guy in the world (Scott) so don't bother me if your some pervert looking for a hot chick to murder or chat with.
I am your worst nightmare. I am the girl your parents warned you about. Keep your distance!
====== BRONX VS. BROOKLYN! Saturday, June 10th, 2008 at Hunter CollegeGotham Girls Roller Derby welcomes back the undefeated 2007 Season Champions, the Bronx Gridlock, in the second game of the league’s 2008 home season on Saturday, June 7th, at Hunter College at 68th Street and Lexington Avenue in Manhattan. The yellow-checkered Gridlock girls defend their title against the navy blue sailorettes of the Brooklyn Bombshells, who aren’t about to let a lil’ ol’ trophy intimidate them. For every team in the league, it’s a whole new “brawl” game – with fresh faces, new strategies and, of course, plenty of newly-minted bruises.Get in on the action early and take advantage of the advance ticket discount online at www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com or through www.brownpapertickets.com. Don’t miss the best season of flat-track roller derby action in New York City yet!Saturday, June 7 Bronx Gridlock vs. Brooklyn Bombshells Hunter College Sportsplex, Manhattan B3 Gym - West Building Basement Lexington Ave. & 68th St. (6 to 68th St. or F to Lex & 63rd St.) Doors: 6:30pm / Whistle: 8:30pm *Please arrive early! Metal Detectors will be in use, and the lines can get long! Alcohol prohibited. General Admission: $19.75 in advance, $23 at door VIP: $29.75 (adv. only - incl. reserved front row seat, goodies, + more!) www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/merch or www.brownpapertickets.com. More info available on the GGRD Hotline: (888) 830-2253After the games, join us at Manitoba's (99 Ave. B near 7th Street in Manhattan) to toast victory or drown defeat with your favorite derby darlings. More info at manitobas.com. PLUS! Don't miss the rest of the exciting 2008 season action!
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Photo by Brian Van

My Interests

Jeerleading, Roller Derby, Roller Skating, Punk Rope, Coney Island, camping in the Poconos, Go-Go Robics, Drinking PBR, Coney Island Lager and Jack Daniels, Punk Rock, METAL, Dressing up like a Pirate and Riding the Staten Island Ferry, Boxing, Kickboxing, Karaoke, Halloween, Scary stuff, spending time with Scott and our three "kids" (1 dog, 2 cats)

Photos courtesy of the fabulous Jean Schwarzwalder

I'd like to meet:

People who will buy me beer and Jack Daniels.

I DO NOT want to meet your shitty band.

Music:

The Runaways, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Lunachicks, Plasmatics, Wendy O. Williams, Betty Blowtorch, Broadzilla, Blare Bitch Project, The Gits, Girlschool, A.P.P.L.E, Avengers, Bikini Kill, Billy Idol, Generation X, Lita Ford, Bratmobile, Ramones, New York Dolls, Cress, Dirt, Defiance, Code 13, Detestation, Dissucks, GBH, Mankind?, Fear, Chaos UK, Buzzcocks, Motorhead, Broken Bones, Fuzzbox, Vice Squad, Babes in Toyland, 7 Year Bitch, Naked Aggression, Pat Benetar, Adicts, WASP, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, Helloween, AC/DC, Twisted Sister, Faster Pussycat, Vains of Jenna, L.A. Guns, Kiss, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, Subhumans, The Damned, Judas Priest, Code 13, Blondie, The Clash, Harum Scarum, Dead Kennedys, Suicide City, Bad Brains, Cock Sparrer, Adolescents, Germs, The Business, Sex Pistols, Three Inches of Blood, David Bowie, Half Life, Motorpsychos, Submachine, Aus Rotten, Caustic Christ, Devil Kit, Lady Unluck, NY Rel-X, She Wolves, Cycle Sluts From Hell, Chesty Malone & the Slice 'Em Ups, Kissy Kamikaze, Uncle Leon & the Alibis, Corpus Christie, Bully Cats, The Creeps, Spider Cunts, Nikki and the Corvettes, Gene Vincent, Horrorpops, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, Stray Cats, Brian Setzer, The Donnas, Cheap Trick, Bo Diddley, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, Frank Sinantra, Nancy Sinatra, The Chiffons, Shirelles, Shangri-Las, Punk, Crust, Metal, Hair-metal, Psychobilly, 50's and 60's Girl Groups, Oldies, Doo-Wop, Swing & Big Band etc etc blah blah blah

Movies:

Shock 'em Dead, The Legend of Billie Jean, Foxfire, Edgeplay, Valley Girl, Prey for Rock and Roll, Pretty in Pink, Foxes, Demon of the Derby, Night of the Living Dead, Light of Day, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, End of the Century, all 80's movies & Horror Films.

Television:

24 (Gotta LOVE Jack Bauer!), The Honeymooners, Twilight Zone, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Rollergirls, Rock of Love, Tales from the Darkside

Books:

"Neon Angel--The Cherie Currie story", "Free and Dirt Cheap in NYC", "New York City's Best Dive Bars", "Angry Women in Rock, Vol. 1", "The Dirt" (Motley Crue), "Heroin Diaries" written by Nikki Fuckin' Sixx!

My Blog

You need more friends.....

Add my Jeerleader group www.myspace.com/royal_pains You can check out all of my favorite ladies at www.myspace.com/jeerleaders Add us. Love us. Worship us!  ...
Posted by Lolita Ford on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST

Why me?

Why does the one fucking crazy person always have to sit next to me at the bar? 29 empty barstools and they choose the one next to me and annoy me all night.
Posted by Lolita Ford on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 05:45:00 PST

What the fuck is wrong with this country?

What in the world are people thinking voting for Bush as president? Do people like their sons & daughters being killed in an unjustified war? Do they like making $5.15 an hour? Do they like the ec...
Posted by Lolita Ford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST