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TEAM JOHNSON

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About Me


Myspace Layouts For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.comI went through this huge faze where i refused to use utensils, there is nothing better then squishing things in your fingers before you eat them(especially spagetti) i dont do that anymore but i sure wish i did. I am an internet certified reverand, for the longest time i would only answer to being called the Good Rev. Monica, but no one called me so i stopped doing that too. I can pick things up with my toes. I've always wanted a crash helmet so i can run headfirst into walls, i ask for one every christmas and birthday but no one has yet to buy me one.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tards who work at walmart or McDonalds.

My Blog

Youth

I want to be excited like I was when I was 17. That feeling of anxiousness that would come from a Thursday night, knowing that in just 24 hours I would be getting Pissed, off of 20 ounces of Malt Liqu...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:01:00 GMT

My superhero power: is getting people to get naked

I am  a woman of many talents. I make a great lasagne, drink like a frat boy, shop like a champ, write like a master, and smoke like a french whore. Above all of these is my power to get peo...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:09:00 GMT

Thoughts in my empty head

- Wouldn't it be aweful if they cut ambilical cords with dull office supply sissors. - I had a dream about The Zombie war last night. I chopped stairs and got us all safe on to the roof, i got scared ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:56:00 GMT