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mrRAWK

we've already won the season!!

About Me

to know me is to realize that kickball may be a sport played by kindergarteners, but when taken in a serious but intoxicated state by pseudo-atheletic psychopaths it becomes the greatest sport of all time...

i stay crunchy....... even in milk!!!
and i feel that being barefoot is quite underrated!!
and i think you should leave photoshop to the professionals
and i play more scrabble than all your grandparents combined!!!
and i love the movies that disgust, depress, and generally make you walk out
and i look damn good in stripes
.....we don't have time for passion anymore. it's all metal posses and plastic petal roses

taking me seriously is a mistake

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My Interests

talk to me before trying to befriend me or it ain't happening

design, movies, painting, reading, sleeping (esp. nap time) music / shows, snowboarding, cooking, painting, photography, toys, cartoons, SCRABBLE

GOTHAM GILS ROLLER DERBY!!

KICKBALL!!

RaiseUp is a badass artist collective publication that i've been involved with for the past few years. if you're an artist and want to get involved in something hella fun that will get you exposure, click the image below for all the details.

I'd like to meet:

KICKBALLERS!! DERBY PEOPLES!! ARTISTS!!

those that can take the grain of salt and still be fun n silly..!

Music:

"is it noise or sweet sweet music"
there needs to be a "mark as crap" option for most of these bands that try to befriend me...
fuck off!!

DOOMTREE!!!

The Smart Bomb Covert Operation

Movies:

cemetary man, true romance, the thing, near dark, amelie, city of lost children, night of the living dead, the texas chainsaw massacre, the shinning, pulp fiction, lilo and stitch, dog soldiers, versus, dawn of the dead, ginger snaps, the wall, return of the living dead, spun, cabin fever, chinatown, stranger than paradise, yojimbo, audition, matrix, fear and loathing in las vegas, dead man, eXistenZ, irreversible, suicide club, lost highway, the dreamers, sin city, breathless, shaun of the dead, tai gu ki, tale of two sisters, oldboy, hostel, devil's rejects, pan's labyrinth, the outlaw josey whales, grindhouse, zodiac, rumble fish

Television:

family guy, weeds, dexer, masters of horror

Books:

[authors] Philip K Dick, Neal Stephenson, Irvine Welsh, Anthony Burgess, Aldous Huxley, Chuck Palinuck, Tom Robbins

[books] The Insult, Catch 22, Webster's Dictionary, The Little Prince, Where the Wild Things Are, Good Night Moon, The Satanic Bible (first "half", just the belief / idea), Snow Crash (thanks mikey and christian), Battle Royalé (yes the book), Devil in the White City (thanks john), Bringing Out the Dead, Cryptonomicon

Heroes:

Yossarian from Catch 22,
H H Holmes,
brian from family guy..

My Blog

hit the high way

sometimes you gotta...make your mark n wait it outkeep on fighting through all the doubtroll your eyes while you shoutturn your back on another poutpass em by despite the cloutall i know is it's my wa...
Posted by mrRAWK on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:37:00 PST

BANNED IN DC

a single van to take us all awaytake off your fuckin shirtand we'll piss where you playcause it's trash, shred, thrashuntil the dawn of day"white people" PC fucks in disarraynine dudes n four girlsmak...
Posted by mrRAWK on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

running straight through the finish line

i'm about to throw this shit into cruise controltake my eyes off the road and direct em at my soulhang my feet out the windowand have my sidekick pack me a bowltrading full-time fucked for full-time f...
Posted by mrRAWK on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:16:00 PST

it's love

it's love until we all fall downit's love without feet on the groundit's love when you make that soundbut i learned about lovestanding in front of a merry-go-round
Posted by mrRAWK on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

i'm like a fat kid at a buffet with the things i love

all i've got is fun in my eyesgreed full tiltrage fueled by baby criesplace all your bets against mecause arrogance is on the risei've oiled every gunhowling at the setting sunwondering where the west...
Posted by mrRAWK on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

slurvey

1. what curse words do you use the most?fucker2. do you own an ipod?guilty3. what person on your top friends do you talk to the most?L4. what time is your alarm clock set to?changes everyday. waking u...
Posted by mrRAWK on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

60 questions

1)Do you talk in your sleep?i've been known to wake up laughing2.) Red Jello or Blue Jello?green w/ tequila that L makes me 3.) Whats the song thats getting on your nerves right now?most things that i...
Posted by mrRAWK on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:09:00 PST

a sleight of hand

smoking gun in my handbut i'm staying in this townpushing things too far these daysbut it ain't the road jack n zack went downso deal with this tempestwhen you were expecting a frownbecause i'll remai...
Posted by mrRAWK on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

invitation

it's an open invitation to the inside of my headthe signage is misleading but pretty insteadit's getting to the point that i want you all deadso come lie in my coffin that i've labeled bedwake up refr...
Posted by mrRAWK on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

yeah fuck that!

so i might have a small problem with authority,it's your fault for not being as smart as me,pardon me,i'ma just take this call while you wait for an appologycause i'm double dippin to the day i dieeve...
Posted by mrRAWK on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:43:00 PST