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The Ken

My Voice is Fucking Powerful

About Me

I'll have to refer you to my Publisher for further questions.

My Interests

Roller Coaster Rides, Side Roofs, Summer's Bummers, Whiskey Gingers, Deutschland Everything, amateur photography/modeling, heavenly bodies, framing things, a career path, growing up while calming down, chicks with scars (seriously), striking the right balance in all things, sweet treats, sleeping in, being your dog, busted knuckles, bottles of bud, back to basics dancing, my siblings, paint by numbers, fooling around, ipod discovery, sensible investments, verisimilitude, Tracking Culture Shifts, auditory assaults, the second, third, and fourth rounds (ding! ding!), finding out more about my friends, wine reduction, staying late at work, being sweet, wearing hats, scrabble local chapter No.56, breaking 450, squat thrusts, angry political programs, civic duties, Skirts, High Heels, My Boyfriends, My Girlfriends, House Husbandry, Encircling Arms, Eye Contact, Hating the Haters, bowling a 200, MakeOuts Season 2.0

I'd like to meet:

Zebra Riding Lessons

Music:

Citars, renditions of old folk songs redone on the tablas, live stuff that makes me smile, Yesterday's New Quintet, Eternian Throat Singing, German Walking songs having to do with loving nature, Krautrock in general, Nektar, singing cowboys, the "honkey tonk", Jones and Montgomery, Madlib, Sleater Kinney, Black Sabbath, Wes Montgomery, Pinback, DJ Shadow, Deltron 3030, Dr. Octagon, Blackalicious, Latyrx, Pretty Girls Make Graves, E.A. Presley (circa 1960s), The Wrens, Heart, Journey, Grant Green, Lord Quas, Modest Mouse (duh), Elliot Smith, Oceanographer, Liam and Me, Julia Marvel, De La Soul, Digable Planets, J. Cash, Matt Ward, Danger Mouse, Dolly Parton (pre 1980), Cake, De La Soul, Pharcyde, A Tribe Called Quest, Madvillan, Medaphor, The Shins, Babe Ruth, Sleater Kinney(that's how rawk they are), Erase Eratta, Bosa Nova, everybody in the Quannam Crew-though Lyrics Born and the Poets of Rhythm are bangin', Le Tigre, Ugly Duckling, Interpol, Black Box Recorder, Blond Redhead, Radio Head, Franz Ferdinand, Firey Furnaces, Robert Nighthawk, Bikini Kill, Spoon, DJ Krush, Kid Koala, Doors, Zepplin, Breeders, Death Cab for Cutie, William Shatner, StereoLab, SunRa and I guess the Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Talking Heads, Sister Nancy (bam bam indeed), Foreign Exchange, The Meters, Low Flying Jets, the White Stripes apparently, oh let's throw Pearl Jam in there too, James Brown, J-live, S. Wonder, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Seu Jorge, David Bowie, The Break-Up, The Brunettes (they found Me!), "Busted" the bizarro break up, The Old 97s, Wir Sind Helden, The Decemberists, Stars, Belle and Sebastian, Danzig, okay, okay... Jay-Z, the Make-Out, Prince, The Strokes (that's a no brainer), Kanye, Death From Above 1979, Gang of Four, Neutral Milk Hotel, Wolf Parade, The Killers (she was right, they rule), the beautiful and industrious Kylie Minogue, Broken Social Scene, Zoot Woman, Beck Hanson, DangerDoom, Langhorne Slim, Goodnight Gunfight, Office, Joy Division, Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players (they have the technology!), Ching Chong Song, Apparently I love Neil Young AND Justin Timberlake as well, ODB, KISS, Grateful Dead, Long Blondes, Beirut, Super Eagles, Tenacious D, Fela Kuti, Black Moon, Die Romantik, Land of Talk (like whoah), Avett Brothers, Acoustic Anything

Movies:

Open Wound Porn, Snoop Dogg anything, the bitter tears of petra von kant, metropolis, the blue light, wings of desire, nosferatu (original and 1970s versions), dangeresque, dangeresque 3, ravenous, horror-western anything, the adventures of baron von munchausen, time bandits, time bandits 2: time whale, Red Sonja, High Plains Drifter, Can't Hardly Wait (for all you nay sayers, go be cool somewhere else), Memories of Underdevelopment, Willow, Elf, Tombstone, Total Recall, The Running Man (not the dance), Dark City, Brazil, Gegen Die Wand, Life Aquatic, The French Connection, All the President's Men, Paths of Glory, Heat, Predator, AlienI-IV, Predator V Alien, Kill Bill(s), City of Lost Children, The Limey, 12 Monkeys, la jetee, Alphaville, Disney's Robin Hood, Big Lebowski, Breaking with Old Ideas, Batman, every single james bond flick...ever, i'm very partial to the Shinning as well because it basically guarantees some hot make out action

Television:

Sunday Morning Political Chicanery, BCAT Dance Hall Coverage, Schprockets, Free Country USA Action News, Branded, Jaques Cousteau anything, Carnival, Deadwood, LOST, (sigh) Fear Factor, Arrested Development, C-Span, News Hour w/Jim Lehrer, Jeopardy, Intervention, Invader Zim, Heroes, The Office

Books:

Anything to do with the pleasures of bowel movements....it hurts so good! Martin Luther's "92 problems with the mother fucking catholic Church", Blood on the Sands o' the Rio Grande, Music for Chameleons, the stranger, Good Omens, Under the Black Flag

Heroes:

He-Man, Movers and Shakers, Daniel "the flesh tracktor" Harbin, My Mom, Otis Jackson Jr. My opa, Honest Bitches, Sheri "the virgin" Barclay, the On Point Kings, Soulfire the Master of Pop and Lock/Brakedance fighting, Anybody brave enough to leave it all on the field, Neal-Ho, the baloney pony, Chubby the Grill, the untameable chaos that is humanity, The Temprence of Age, My MakeOut Warriors