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Tit Biscuits!!!

when God gives you AIDS make lemonades

About Me

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My Interests

music. live music. writing about live music. unicorns. chainsaws. moustaches. backwardness. hating everyone. working on the Mutant Death Cooch project. getting solicited on myspace by little old black ladies (true story). drums. referring to anything having to do with alcohol as "The Creature". toast fucking! jerks. dead baby jokes. being *classy*. roofieing my grandma! kickin your pansy ass in kickball...BRANG IT!!........................................................ ............................

Music:

lately I've been listening to alot of The Curtains, Beirut, Ching Chong Song, The Wowz, Curse of the Birthmark, Roargan, Dream Bitches, Jeff Lewis, Dirty Projectors, Steven Mertens, Explosions In The Sky, Fuckwolf, Tapes n Tapes, Hand Jobs, Worms In Dirt, Heernt, Jewel Thief, Beat The Devil, superbly happy Eastern European music, all the little antifolkers, and also alot of underground 60's psychedelic and obscure Brazilian tropicana records. Currently rekindling an old flame with the dirty dirty DnB as well........................................................ ......................................................Favori tes that will always remain favorites are The Fiery Furnaces, Elliot Smith, Neutral Milk Hotel, Blonde Redhead, Tom Waits, Enon, Dylan, Roxy Music, Trans Am, The Velvet Underground, Sebadoh, Portishead, Iron and Wine, The Who, and Jeremy Enigk....................................................... ............................................................ ..................................

Movies:

Welcome to the Dollhouse, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Being John Malcovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, How To Draw A Bunny, Goodbye Lenin!, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Squid And The Whale, Donnie Darko, High Fidelity.....most anything Wes Anderson, Noah Baumbach, Charlie Kaufman, Todd Solondz, Harmony Korine, Larry Clark, Miranda July, David Lynch, Jim Jarmusch, or Stan Kubrick.

Books:

Timequake, Sirens of Titan, Slapstick, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse Five, Player Piano, White Noise, Great Jones Street, Americana, Underworld, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Everything is Illuminated, Bad Behavior, Veronica, The Secret History, The Acid House, Trainspotting, Naked Lunch, The Soft Machine, On the Road, The Big Sur, The Dharma Bums, Rum Diary, Hell's Angels, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, Fear and Loathing in America, The Gonzo Papers, The Roaches Have No King, White Teeth, The Autograph Man, The Alchemist, A People's History of the United States, 1984, Confederacy of Dunces, The Culture of Make Believe, etc...

Heroes:

Elisa that one time when we ate the chocolate mushrooms and she booty danced with the giant woopie cushion and peed in the lil room on the subway platform then helped me beat up a guy outside of Bar4. also these fine folks....................................................... ............................................................ ................

My Blog

A Year In Review

Top 10 albums of 20061. Tom Waits- Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers, and Bastards2. Jeremy Enigk- World Waits3. The Fiery Furnaces- Bitter Tea4. Band of Horses- Everything All The Time5. Regina Spektor- Beg...
Posted by Tit Biscuits!!! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

your moment of glory

exactly what is our "finest hour"?many people feel that their finest hour WILL occur, that there is a plot which thickens and is leading up to the moment when your life comes true.some people think it...
Posted by Tit Biscuits!!! on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

What do they do with all that foreskin?

think about that next time you eat something that has "animal biproducts" listed in it's ingredients.i am raising my glass to ingesting the tips of 1000 penises.that is all.
Posted by Tit Biscuits!!! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:17:00 PST

Hey kids!

Hey kids! Do you ever wonder what it would be like to talk in that fresh hip lingo that all the cool kids at school use? Ever think that you just can't bag the hot girl from math class cuz you just do...
Posted by Tit Biscuits!!! on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:15:00 PST