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Sara Lindsay Copeland

No man should outlive his fictional wizard, no man.

About Me

Overeducated, highly pedigreed, but underpaid with dirty fingernails and a potty mouth, yet still a fucking lady.

My Interests

Dead Lifts, Bench Press, Bicep Curls, Squats, Lunges, Lat Pulldowns, Dips, Crunches, and Roids. BEEFCAKE!

I'd like to meet:

Meatwad. Someone who has seen the movie My Left Foot thus can truly appreciate an imitation of Christy Brown going down the stairs.

Music:

Atmosphere, The Cure, Rilo Kiley, Orishas, Serge Gainsbourg, April March, Nena, Nous Non Plus, Die Romantik, Trick and The Heartstrings, The Glow, Jenny Lewis, Stars, Phoenix, Broken Social Scene, Fleetwood Mack, Wild Bee, Princess Superstar, Edith Piaf, Slaney, Jeff Lewis, Billy Bragg and Wilco, Prince, Nina Simone...oh fuck this I'm bored

Movies:

The Bride Wore Black, Troop Beverly Hills, Diva, Nights of Cabiria, Wet Hot American Summer, Belle Epogue, Belle Du Jour, Annie Hall, Casablanca (even though it is a propaganda film), Breakfast at Tiffany's, Do the Right Thing, Harold and Maude, The Graduate, Pan's Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Clueless, Heathers, Chinatown, Freeway, Grey Gardens and Bounce (the documentary about Bouncers, not the B-Fleck shit)

Television:

WEEDS. Sopranos. Veronica Mars. Nip/Tuck. Law and Order:SVU. The Wire. (Drug Dealers, Sex offenders and plastic surgery) Aquateen, South Park, Flight of the Conchords, Youtube

Books:

Nine Stories, Atonement, Disgrace, Skinny Legs and All, Even Cowgirls get the Blues, White Noise, The Cement Garden, Hotel New Hampshire, Lolita, Any and all Sweet Valley High, Geek Love, Wake Up Sir!, Of Human Bondage, The Outsider, The Plague, Cheese Monkeys, Slaughterhouse, Breakfast of Champions, Wuthering Heights, Dorian Grey

Heroes:

Han Solo. The Goonies. All of the Ewoks. Anyone who creates a myspace profile for their pets, then uses said profiles to comment on their own profiles.

My Blog

Another Installment of Adventures in Babysitting

Kai, Juliette and Cole, ages 7, 5 and 2. Visiting from LA. Jet lagged and stuck in a hotel room on the Upper East Side.-They discover a favorite game, tackle Sara. -The oldest tries to get fresh wi...
Posted by Sara on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:01:00 PST

Alexa and I have doppelgangers

myspace.com/katyperry...I always thought I was an original. I was wrong.
Posted by Sara on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

Don't call me Princess!

Unless I call you Daddy.Now Fuck Off.
Posted by Sara on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:49:00 PST

A year later

I deleted his phone number, so I don't call and hear it go straight to voicemail, so I can hear his voice again, cause that is not his voice, he's gone. I don't think people walking down the street a...
Posted by Sara on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

I was right!

At Deitch today:Me: I want to see a picture of her, is she on myspace?Eric: I don't think so...checking...no.Me: How old is she?Eric: 3 years older than us I think.Me: Then she will be on Friendst...
Posted by Sara on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

Nut Butters

The all natural kind don't add sugar and are better for you so I buy them, but no matter how much I stir all the oil stays at the top. So the top is all yummy and goopy but the bottom is just a dry m...
Posted by Sara on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

What did we learn from the Romanovs?

"Don't horde all the faberge eggs or they will put you in a basement, say they are going to take your picture and then shoot you."-SlaneyAlso, what does incest lead to?"Hemophilia!""But Rasputina tota...
Posted by Sara on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

Farewell Lorelai and Rory

I wasn't ready. I feel like I've lost a friend. Seven seasons was not enough. I know I've been remiss in my devotion, but I swear if they come back for one more season I'll be better. I'll stay hom...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

Awkward

My sister made me join Facebook. I just got a Facebook come on from a dark haired boy named Christopher Copeland...he was "smitten with my picture." We have the same last name, are most likely relate...
Posted by Sara on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:19:00 PST

Things that I like A Lot

Aquateen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters....I'm naming my first child Meatwad.Paulaner Hefeweizen...way better than Hoegarden and Blue Moon, and I drink it for free! Not paying to see The ...
Posted by Sara on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:25:00 PST