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When I go forwards you go backwards You will go backwards And somewhere we will meet Ha Ha Ha

About Me

Stat Army General available for parties from communist to bar mitzvah, analytical Announcer, occasional ref, always outspoken, now with less sodium. Besides that, there's real life, and there's little time for that nonsense with school and work. Besides, social life can only logically lead to social death, and that's just sad...Some derby pride points: Head of DDG Stat Army (2005-Present) Head Stats - 2007 WFTDA Regional Championship Tourney Head Stats - 2007 WFTDA National Championship Tourney Head Stats - 2008 WFTDA National Championship Tourney Chief of Stats - 2008 RollerCon Penalty Tracker - Battle on the Bank 2008 Penalty Tracker - Battle on the Bank II 2009 DDGSPN - Announcer (2008-Present) Moderator of rollerderbystatsgeeks Stat Army Soldier of the Year 2006 Grand Raggidy Guest Head Scorekeeper Killamazoo Dery Darlins' Announcer Detroit Derby Girls Merch R&D 2006-2009 Logo Designer (Pistoffs, Pistolwhippers, Detroit Travel Team, Stat Army, DDGSPN, DDG Referees, Motor City Disassembly Line, Shootout Stat Army, Heartland Havoc Stat Army, Mitten Kittens) Original Detroit Derby Girls TT Manager - 2006 1st ever Ref Jam Manager (Pilgrims) - 2007 Mitten Kittens Manager - 2008 Detroit Derby Girls trading card series designer.Have been called a "fuctastically tasty dork."
Celebrities that look like AK-40oz.


MyHeritage : Celebrity Collage - Old photos - Ancestors

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good people, rockers, greasers, punks, stoics, dancers, singers, revolutionaries, derby girls, derby fans, hockey players, goblin slayers, creative individuals, idealists, Immediatists, conspirators, & legitimately thoughtful (or hopelessly thougthless) folks...and more bacon salt...

My Blog

A change, she is a comin’...

and nobody will know what I'm talking about!  Wonder, suckas!!!
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:33:00 GMT

Best. RollerCon. Ever.

Random RCon Remeberies: El Presidente: "I could only take down 9 inches... I couldn't finish, I choked" Imperial Palace room 3147 accessory (thanks for hooking us up!) Enstephalitis to the rescue...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:33:00 GMT

2254th Place!

http://www.dmbootdesign.com/view/onegrave Vote for it if you dig it, if not just vote for the roller derby one... http://www.dmbootdesign.com/designs/view/2205  
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:28:00 GMT

Favorite Derby Names

Some favorite derby names, Part I... Quad Almighty Deby Taunt Intravenus De Milo Dawn Quixiote Dale M for Murder System Of A Take Down Alida Boutit Mortal Wombat Jamburgler Horace M. Buggy Mean O'Rike...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:08:00 GMT

Vay-Kay 40oz.

So I finally managed a weekend off of derby and had a chance to enjoy myself and spend some time with my cousin extraordinaire!  Good times, got to some open skate this week (twice) and am f...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:43:00 GMT

Checking in...

Well, it's been a heck of a crazy week.  I totally realize that I never did any updates or recaps from Stateline on here, but I've recounted the weekends happenings to friends and associates over...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:39:00 GMT

Shipping out tomorrow...

That's right, Big Poppa Razzi and I are off to a border dispute, okay a dispute on a border, where the Stateline Derby Divas will host the Kalamazoo Kamikaze Danger Dames!  The bout is a rematch ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:56:00 GMT

Time out for Muzak

A brief aside in a busy day, as I wanted to let you know that I'm as happy as Muddy Mudskipper in mud because not uno but dos bands are back with my favoritest of musical goodness.  Sadly I ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:45:00 GMT

Valium Times Day

Well, happy Hallmark holiday, all.  I got my treat today in the form of being given the responsibility of spreading the stats love at Rollercon '08.  Well, as Ian Fluenza said "AK caved...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:20:00 GMT

Derby Journal

Well friends, as many of you know I've gone freelance.  Much appreciation to my fellowes that have been helpful in this pursuit.  So derby is pretty much the dayjob now, and it has been a-ki...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:33:00 GMT