About Me

the truth about FOSTER LEE:

STR: 15 DEX: 15 CON: 15 INT: 9 WIS: 16 CHA: 11
Alignment: Neutral Good HP: 300/300 AC: 2

i am also known as CHAIRMAN MEOW, roller derby advisortapeguy
when i'm walking in L.A., i am known as The Big Meowski
in spanish speaking countries, i am known as Â¡Presidente Miau!
in jamaica: M.E.O. Dub
when romancing emo girls named hope: xlonglostkittyx
at the reservation casino, playing hold 'em: Big Chief Sitting-Cat
inside the matrix: Meo
i am the drummer of one f'd up band !
i am a pescetarian
i'm not a playa , i just crush HUFF a lot!
sometimes, i feel like a cartoon:

i love apple computer:

My Interests

exhibit a:
long island roller rebels

schadenfreude
apple computer
maker's mark
the macallan
guinness
patron
pabst blue ribbon
jinro chamisul
no limit texas hold 'em
digital music formats
bubble gum
sushi
sleeping in
wiffle ball
dr. bronner's magic soaps
martial art
lox & bagels

I'd like to meet:

YOUR BAND SUCKS!

and for fuck's sake, don't message me to say that your band doesn't suck, because it does.
other than that, i'd like to meet:

single girls who love their cats!
long lost friends
derby folks

WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

Music:

exhibit b: the bitter tears

stoner rock
bachata
indie rock
dub reggae
rock en espanol
80's pop
new wave
surf
punk
thrash metal
hip hop
cuban
salsa
bop
country
electroclash
ska
bluegrass
dixieland jazz
northern soul
rockabilly
grime

warning: no grateful dead/phish/dave matthews. burn those records now!! this also applies to limp bizkit.

Movies:

[ under construction ] favorite directors: almodovar, kurosawa...

Television:

the jerry & louise show

Books:

smut compendiums and old martial art/taoist manuals. recommend me some fiction, please...

Heroes:

exhibit c: dj cat

YI SUN-SIN

My Blog

Why I never get to see movies

So at about 3am I couldn't sleep, and decided to finally watch The Fellowship of the Ring.Yes, I'm a good four or five years overdue. But between the complexities of life and my own particular list o...
Posted by Chairman Meow on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

The Week in Review, Part I

OK, so a lot of stuff has been going on lately. Here's just the last seven days:Bitter Tears in the StudioEarlier I laid down four drum tracks for the new album. Two long days in the studio, but I h...
Posted by Chairman Meow on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST

Thankful For...

I'm thankful for lurve, interleague style!Signed,A Smitten Kitten
Posted by Chairman Meow on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

Scorpion & Bumblebee

My childhood wasn't entirely bad:...I only wish there were an Insecticon by the same name!!If you were a boy in the 80's, then this triple reference would make complete sense!...
Posted by Chairman Meow on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

Enough about Me, Let's Talk about Him!

What does it mean when a woman talks a lot about her ex... on the first date?I've been on about nine million first dates, and a good number of them have involved excessive past-relationship talk. Of ...
Posted by Chairman Meow on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:40:00 PST

Uncomfortable?

Do you know what makes me uncomfortable?When someone calls me the "N" word. As in, "Whazzup, my N****?!"It's weird when the caller is black... and even weirder than that when they aren't!( '_' )= (,,...
Posted by Chairman Meow on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST

P.assive A.ggressive W.ay

My old firm is in a downtown high rise. It occupies the first few floors above the lobby. Back in the day, I used to attend these dailyMandatoryInterDepartmentalTechnicalStatus.Meetings on the 4th flo...
Posted by Chairman Meow on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:51:00 PST

My Best Friend

Did you all know that I have a best friend?Yeah, it's totally unlikely: http://www.myspace.com/jonj1
Posted by Chairman Meow on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:34:00 PST

Cheat Sheet

IF YOU ARE BEING CHEATED ON (OR THINK YOU ARE):It's not jealousy or insecurity if you are, in fact, being cheated on. You are right, and your situation is wrong. When you already know it's true and ...
Posted by Chairman Meow on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:26:00 PST

Kitty Beast in the East

I'm just about to get on a plane to Chicago, but once again, I've had the best f'n time in New York (and Philly.) There is nothing but love for me out here. This li'l ol' kitty--yes, me--somehow got...
Posted by Chairman Meow on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST