*Take Pride in Your Hide* |
No, i'm not talking about the Nudist 5K... BUTT it's moderately humorous to envision! It turns out Dorothy Gale got amnesia when she landed in OZ and forgot all about her time as a Kansas roller derby...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:44:00 PST |
Two tickets to the gun show, please |
I really wanted to be a contestant on "American Gladiators" just like the super hot mom who won last season ("Jet")! But they made the course much more grueling this season! My dreams were shattered.....
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:05:00 PST |
When a Unicycle is out of the question... |
So, I'm FINALLY in the market for a new bike... (R.I.P. "Twink Nation" my old retro-steed who was maimed on my morning commute, spring of '06 by a careless motorist, sending me flying through the air!...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:47:00 PST |
Nintendo you give me goosebumps!!! |
I've been left to my own devices. By that I mean: Jake has been filming as an extra in the Johnny Depp/Christian Bale movie about John Dillenger after work for the past 3 days... I am a quasi single p...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:05:00 PST |
$331,000 + incidentals & manicures! |
I would like to start out by saying, No, I DID NOT get mugged... but I damn near broke my NOSE off last night leaving trapeze class!! (Funny story, haha) I walked right smack into the "leira" (aerial ...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:26:00 PST |
Venice, Versace & Trapeze |
This year is already starting off pretty damn dandy! Why you ask? Well, allow me to elaborate!1) Our last piece of *fancy* Versace wedding china hath arrived! Now... all we need to do is host a 5 cour...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:59:00 PST |
Cuter than THIS? That's hard to find! |
Why is my Hydra such a cutie patooty!?!?!Not only does she sit patiently as I paint her nails- she'll allow me to dress her up recockulously.Did I mention she loves Watermelon as much as I do?See for ...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:05:00 PST |
It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's SUPER SCHNOZZ the Pregnant Wonder! |
Undeniable Pregnancy Certainty No. 1: Women develop super-human smelling abilities. At least I have. My newly discovered power is more curse than blessing. It becomes particularly problematic while pa...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST |
Scarlett KNocksville's Roller Derby Bio |
Name: Scarlett Knocksville Number: 55 Motto: ..Kiss My Grits.. Height: 5..2.. League Join Date: 1.06 Position: Cock Blocker Favorite Color: Volunteer Orange, Red & White plaid Ideal Mate: Know...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST |
Home Sweet Home |
I finally spruced up the place a bit in preparation for my family FINALLY visiting this week.On an off note: I'm getting my very own REAL Christmas tree for the first time ever!Anyhow, let the slide s...
Posted by Erin Dorothy on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST |
