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val capone

if you can't be good be good at it.

About Me

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH, MY FRIEND
it's funny cause it's true. thank you to miss dixie heartless of the ohio rollergirls for the fabulous photo. and thanks, also, to princess america for being, well, fabulous.
in addition to being a manic attacker of the windy city rollers i am also lucky enough to be a derby darling for the mad rollin' dolls, a.k.a. they allow me to make somewhat witty commentary during their bouts. i've also been lucky enough to have been an honorary brew city bruiser for the majority of their season.

nothing like looking like a super hero while eating babies, i tell ya.

My Interests

wearing and apron and visor is a hell of a way to make a living. never did i think i'd look so forward to wearing such a uniform. kickball is always a good time, especially when played with good friends. mustard and sourkrout make for the silliest of weapons.

I'd like to meet:

the chi*town sirens on the track
much love to misty for the amazing photo. check out www.velvetparkmagazine.com
here's some more action from that photo shoot. thanks again misty!

got me a pretty new tattoo on my left arm in the formerly vacant spot in between the sugarcubes and cubs logos. doomer's right, it looks like MY superhero logo. i await the snowglobe. june 19th can't come soon enough...

Music:

stan & terry are music to my ears.

Movies:



for more info on this film visit www.livemicefilms.com

Television:

fuck a motherfucker who doesn't want to hear BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS. clearly they're clueless...

Books:

UNK IS MY HERO!!!
well, in addition to the gentleman below...

Heroes:

typhoid fucking mary building the wall of death...

My Blog

*****ROLLER DERBY IN CHICAGO THIS WEEKEND!!!*****

let me know if you need tickets. yeah i'm skating, i wouldn't miss this for the world. manic attackers vs. hell's belles and the fury vs. the double crossers? you know THIS is the chicago rivalries yo...
Posted by val capone on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:57:00 PST

help my sister and the march of dimes/WalkAmerica

hey folks~i never get all that serious on this crap called myspace, but my older, and only, sister suffered an unthinkable loss earlier this year.  she lost her baby girl, my niece analise, due t...
Posted by val capone on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:25:00 PST

opening day is FINALLY here! windy city rollers third season kicking into high gear...

drop me a line if you need tickets, they're $20 at the door, but $15 from me...some support the best thing to happen to chicago sports in years...*clearly i'm still bitter about a certain february the...
Posted by val capone on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

a few things i forgot

the southside parade? sure, why not.five starbeer vending on the bussouth side makes me itchflyersflyersflyersthe wifepuckadamaimshrewcrimsonjuannaXX fansany and every asshole you never wanted to talk...
Posted by val capone on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

long over due

so i realize that i haven't been on the internerd very much lately.  for those of you unaware and unable to read english(a.k.a. my myspace page), my laptop 'sploded.SO, starting with the devistat...
Posted by val capone on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:31:00 PST

holy crap!

june 8th, crystal visions tour....fucking stevie.granted, she is no songbird, but she is the gypsy....anyone???
Posted by val capone on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST

yes, i'll be skating in the windy city rollers 2007 season opener

and i also heart *typhoid mary.  she pretty much owns while all others are nothing but a bunch of chump ass chumps. well, all others except those of you who will be attending this fabulous event:...
Posted by val capone on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

a more complete philly schedule, courtesy of ms. andie warhaulass

everyone knows i heart the bullies out of ohio!Find out who is playing, where, and when at the ExtravaganzaBody: 2007 East Coast Derby EXTRAVAGANZA Weekend Schedule!Saturday, March 17thRink 1  Challe...
Posted by val capone on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

for those of you thinking about heading to philly for derby, here's the schedule!

i'm about 95% there, just have to iron out a few more details. regardless, here's the schedule for the east coast extravaganza. the number in between the time and team name stands for which of the t...
Posted by val capone on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

fucking BEARSs

Subject: The last time the Bears went to the SuperBowl . . . Well if you weren't feeling your age already.........In honor of the Chicago Bears going to Super Bowl41. Here are 41 things that have chan...
Posted by val capone on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST