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Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME

NO fun, my day, it's no fun, BULLSHIT! I have FUN!!!!!!!!!

About Me

MURDER CAN BE FUN!
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to die, but you won't remember too much of your life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!
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You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched
them on the rack, burned them at the stake,
boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them.
Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What part would you play in a horror movie???
The Killer
No parts for you, except those of others...

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My Interests

Revolution and Donuts

Music:

Portishead, Sam Hain, Bessie Smith, 6000 other acts in the catalog. Anything to fuck or murder by will suffice.

Movies:

Eisenstein, Itchy the Killer, Pixar. Anything to fuck or murder by...oh wait...

Television:

BBC NEWS AND TEMPTATION ISLAND BABY! Can't be politics ALL the time!

Books:

"The Thought Gang" by Tibor Fischer, if you're smart enough

Heroes:

Emma Goldman, look it up. And that damn cat from Tom and Jerry, I've never felt sorry for anything but that damn cat. I guess anything that returns for the cruelty of life everyday has SOME redeeming value.

My Blog

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When I was a child, even at an early age, I had a world view with very few options. Someone in my adult sphere wisely enrolled me in football, which gave me an insight to community, teamwork and self-...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST

Never Trust a Hippy!

"From the mud comes the lotus"-Confucius 400 B.C. Confucius is the original hippy. At a time in human history when Barbarism was still quite in vogue, this guy was puffing on opium and coming up w/a v...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST

Forming

I haven't had much to say to the void that is the electronic world as I've been in a kind of cool larval state over the past few months.  I've had to make some big decisions, be sort of a recluse...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST

FUCK YOU PEOPLE

I was going to post an 'Ode to Dale Pudlzinski'... a retrospective of the greatest myspace person EVER, some vanity ridden dork who died when he got his head stuck in a bean can last St. Patrick's Day...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 04:22:00 PST

Violently Vivienne

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/031211883X/qid=1135422106/s r=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/104-4963686-0505549?n=507846&a mp;s=books&v=glance Buy it. Read it. Then we can talk. I'm sick of the 'unif...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:31:00 PST

Constitutional Ammendment

Brande and I agree that one of the most overlooked legal infractions in this country is the blatant amount of Jagoffery that flows rampantly throughout one's day. In past eras Grief has been our leadi...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 04:09:00 PST

Les Maestro du Cinema...

Scrolling through the tv guide I saw 'Kindergarten Cop' and 'To Sir with Love' in the same window. I'm now obligated to short form review some of the more notable films about my profession... Lean on ...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:54:00 PST

I've been replaced...

There is a current trend of moving away from the Traditional Kevin model and consumers are finding interest in the newer, more streamlind NeoKevin prototypes, test marketed as the Kevbot 3000. Th...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 07:22:00 PST

Sext Messaging

As a constant sociologist, I have noticed the impact of technology on sexuality not only in the Fukuoku Glove (like a handful of hornets!), but in the recent escalation of obscene text messages a...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 07:11:00 PST

Candide

Voltaire wrote this wacky little tale about love regarding a title character named Candide. At an early age Candide fell madly in love w/a wonderful girl named Cunegonde, who was not of his station. H...
Posted by Dr. L. Corpuscle, ME on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 02:37:00 PST