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About Me

"The DIO of fake bands." - Whiskey L'Amour
1968:
2007:
The strong mixed drinks of the Austin bars, combined with a fridge full of beer and vodkaloupe and the magical wee hours of the morning, are partially responsible for the musical genius that is the Butt Butter Churners (BBC). Representing five cities from across this great nation, the BBC strives to revolutionize the music industry with its toe-tapping melodies and infectious body fluids, er... lyrics.
your BBC (l to r):
The Shocker, Dutch Oven, Donkey Punch, Hunnert Percenter, Hot Karla, Dog In A Bathtub
DISCOGRAPHY:
NEW SINGLE 'MAGIC CARPET RIDE'
"Please don't listen to this song!" - Julio E. Glasses
'REDEMPTION CORN'

"I cried tears of joy." - Oprah
'TANK AND CAESAR'
"best new song since 'Kyrie' by Mr. Mister" - Mel Gibson
'QUESO'S MOM IS A FUCKING HO'
"Infectious." - C. Everett Koop
video from 'The Spike Sessions, Volume I'
Minnesota, October 2006
video from 'The Ice Storm Sessions'
Austin, TX January, 2007

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/2/2006
Band Members: Hunnert Percenter - piano/slide whistle/kazoo/vocals
Hot Karla - drums/skin flute/kazoo/monkey noises/vocals
The Shocker - vocals/management
Dutch Oven - guitar/vocals
Donkey Punch - cheese grater/vocals
Dog In A Bathtub - guitar/kazoo/vocals
AND, the Cousin Oliver of the BBC: Slut Gut - nose flute/vocals
Influences: The mothers of the voices of reason. Those dirty, dirty whores.
OH, and The Beatles.
Sounds Like: A funneled queef
Type of Label: None

My Blog

a Mothers Day message from your Butt Butter Churners

Even if she is a fucking ho, treat her right.And remember, when you put down one mother you are putting down mothers all over the world - which is exactly what we in the BBC set out to accomplish.&nbs...
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:03:00 PST

So, who will be at the live unplugged BBC performance?

..> Well, we know Anna Nicole wont be there...but will you? Where? Tucson. More details? some hotel in Tucson.More? cant help ya, sorry.When? next weekend.When? nnnnnnnext weekend.When? cant help...
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

Makes a GREAT Kwanzaa gift!!

"I cried tears of Joy." - Oprah"The best spy film ever." - Larry King"Turn it up!!" - Jesusonly at myspace.com/buttbutterchurners...
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

Admit it.

You love it. The new BBC single, Redemption Corn.Visit our website and download it to your IPod today. *muah*, DIAB and your BBC ...
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

Mel loves our new single

...and you will too. BUY IT TODAY!! hugs and kisses, your BBC...
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST

next single...

...might be that catchy tune "Kool Aid's Penis Is A Wet Noodle." Stay tuned for details. Please. No, seriously. Really. -BBC in Minnesoooootah
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST

IN STORES NOW, bitches.

our new single.Join the revolution.smooches, DIAB e la BBC
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:50:00 PST

hey assholes, new CD

Buy it. NONE of the proceeds go to Queso's mom's gender re-assignment surgery.Features the hit single "Bob Noxious Loves Sperm On His Face."Look for more tour dates soon.Love, DIAB and The BBC...
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:03:00 PST

rollin with the VD (queso's mom is a crack whore)

left a good ho in the citylooking for some clam every night and daybut i never thought i'd get so infectedfucking that bitch in her nasty holepenicilin keep on kickincause my dick it keeps drippinques...
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:56:00 PST

2006 Summer/Fall tour schedule is up

Come and listen to us play the same fucking song over and over. Maybe we'll throw in Smoke On The Water. Whatever.
Posted by Butt Butter Churners on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:54:00 PST