Desi Cration - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Grad student by day, ass kickin' roller derby chick by night! brains and brawn, all in one.in a match that only flat track derby could produce, i am newly engaged to mr. jim "koolaid" jones.the following is the video of the koolaid-cration proposal:

My Interests

roller derby, rugby, hockey, snowboarding, skiing, swimming, riding my motorcycle, eating, drinking, determining exactly how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

13 MONTHS OF ROLLERGIRLS
With our 13-month calendar, there's never an off-season. Buy your limited edition calendar for only $15 (makes a great gift!) from our online store or at our upcoming bouts and spiff up your walls at home and at work.

Each month features a variety of RollerGirls and refs, including a team shot for the Atomic Bombshells (October), Dagger Dolls (May), Garda Belts (March), and Rockits (July). Also included on the calendar: RollerGirl birthdays, bout days, league anniversaries, and derby history.

Buy yours today ..

I'd like to meet:

photo by wet spot

Music:

yes please!

Movies:

snatch, blues brothers, the smith movies (clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back, dogma), adam sandler's quality movies (happy gilmore, billy madison, waterboy)

Television:

law and order, csi, game shows (especially press your luck), 6 feet under, entourage

Heroes:

these ladies are my heros: check out the mn rollergirls

My Blog

a match made in derby heaven

what began as an exciting bout ended up being a night that has changed my life. bout three of the mnrg season friday march 16th andwas the first win of the season for my team, the gardabelts. it was...
Posted by Desi Cration on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

first bout: 3900 rookie sapien?

the most amazing derby fans came out in droves to welcome the most amazing rookie skaters to the first intraleague match of the mnrg. i love my rookie gardas- y'all are absolutely amazing.*angelfire*...
Posted by Desi Cration on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

what you need to believe to be a republican

stolen from the beautiful ms. ann e. briated...Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made...
Posted by Desi Cration on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST

just a taste

i don't think words can sum up the experience of the last trip to texas- i'll use photos instead. cuda and ziggy with thier nuckle tats- ohrg does rockjust the begining of the first nightziggy, desi,...
Posted by Desi Cration on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:39:00 PST

desi goes deep

i thought these were interesting questions- at least slightly more interesting than "how old were you when you got drunk for the 1st time?"okay, maybe not- but after a couple of beers lots of things a...
Posted by Desi Cration on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:57:00 PST

stella tagged my ass, now i'm tagging yours

bloody hell- stella tagged me for this survey three weeks ago and i just realized it. chalk one up for my awesome powers of observation. aparently you're supposed to come up with 7 facts that...
Posted by Desi Cration on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:53:00 PST

i lost a window but gained a screwdriver

ah bloody hell, i had a blog posted and managed to delete it somehow. damn it! i'll do my best to recreate it here. i went to psycho suzi's with some rollergirls for tater tots and...
Posted by Desi Cration on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:51:00 PST

situational irony

defined as "A type of irony emphasizing that human beings are enmeshed in forces beyond their comprehension and control." the best proof that god exists is that he is looking down and laughing at th...
Posted by Desi Cration on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 04:11:00 PST

who the hell is desi cration?

if you hadn't noticed i've undergone a little revision...the skater formerly known as "hot karla" is now desi cration. i'm hot karla's evil twin- i chained that "minnesota nice" bitch up in the basem...
Posted by Desi Cration on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:08:00 PST

coca-derby

ahhh suki suki now- mnrg ladies get some national air time! in the newest coca-cola add campaign ladies from the garda belts and rockits are shown mid-jam while mark martin (nascar driver) slugs a c...
Posted by Desi Cration on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 01:17:00 PST